Section 130

A hundred-meter-long blue light pillar! It swept directly across a wheat field with a radius of a hundred meters! Every single stalk of wheat within that radius was mowed down!

The cut surfaces were smooth as mirrors...

They fell to the ground in perfect unison...

On this vast green earth, a standard circular hole had been "dug" out!

Clang—

Director Chu Yun's already deformed thermos fell to the ground once again...

His eyes widened as he watched the endless ears of wheat collapse with a rustle... it was as if the layers of walls guarding his heart were collapsing along with them...

At this moment, he suddenly remembered the words he had spoken just half a minute ago—

"This scythe isn't some forty-meter-long blade... You really think it can slice through your tanks from a hundred meters away? Ahahaha..."

"You really think it can slice through your tanks from a hundred meters away? Ahahaha..."

"Ahahaha..."

Ah...

Chapter 80: Is this scythe meant to slay Star Destroyers!? Does it need to be this long!

After Lin Xian pressed the button at the bottom of the [Portable Laser Scythe]...

Ssh—

Ssh—

Ssh—

The laser pillar surged abruptly! Its length reached over a hundred meters!

That ultra-long blue light pillar suddenly appearing in the night... was like a meteor in the night sky! It was permanently frozen against the black curtain of the night.

And when Lin Xian crouched down... swung the hundred-meter-long [Portable Laser Scythe], and spun 360 degrees!

The deep blue glow drew a perfect circle within a hundred-meter radius!

The afterimage left by the light pillar vanished in an instant, as if it had never appeared... silent and traceless.

But!

Just one second later!

Within those hundred meters, tens of thousands of stalks of mature wheat! Like a disciplined army! They all fell in the direction of the wind in unison!

The scene was simply too shocking!

It was as if... God had suddenly scooped out a hundred-meter radius circle from this peaceful wheat field.

Rustle... rustle... rustle...

The friction of the wheat falling one after another merged into a single sound, like a summer avalanche...

Finally...

A few seconds later.

These tens of thousands of stalks of wheat, mowed down in an instant, lay quietly and neatly tilted on the ground...

And all of this.

Happened in just a few seconds.

Hiss...

Seeing this scene!

The Dragon Country netizens in the livestream let out a collective gasp! They even felt their body temperatures drop several degrees! Panicked, they hurriedly touched their own waists!

Whew...

Good, good, I wasn't sliced in half!

After confirming their own safety...

The bullet chat in the entire livestream exploded!

Comments like snowflakes completely flooded the livestream screen—

"Holy shit! Holy shit! This... this is too powerful! Is this the complete form of the [Portable Laser Scythe]!? A laser pillar over a hundred meters long! Some legendary forty-meter blade is weak as hell in comparison, okay!? Dozens of acres of crops... Lin Xian harvested them all in a few seconds! This destructive power... I mean, this harvesting capability, is far superior to any large-scale harvester!"

"I'm literally pissing myself! You can even use it like this?! This... this circular center-point attack is cooler than anything in an anime! Damn... from today on, Dragon Country's agriculture will enter a brand new era, right? Being a farmer is way too cool! Not only can you drive an Agricultural Mecha to plant seedlings and fly laser Drones for pest control... you can even hold a hundred-meter-long [Portable Laser Scythe] and go 'Dynasty Warriors' style in the fields! I want to go back to my hometown to farm! Mom, I want to go back to my hometown to farm!"

"I'm a professional farmer... that circle Lin Xian just swung with the [Portable Laser Scythe]... harvested at least 20 acres of crops! And all he did... was crouch down and spin around! It was incredibly easy and pleasant! This just shows... that hundred-meter laser pillar has no weight at all! And its sharpness is far beyond human imagination... Lin Xian didn't feel any resistance at all when he spun."

"Before... we thought the [Portable Laser Scythe] was as terrifying as a Lightsaber from star wars... but looking at it now! A Lightsaber isn't even worthy of carrying the [Portable Laser Scythe]'s shoes! The lethality isn't even on the same level! Even if thousands or tens of thousands of those Jedi Knights came with their Lightsabers... they wouldn't even touch Lin Xian before being sliced at the waist by this hundred-meter laser pillar."

"It's hard to imagine how insane this product of Lin Xian's would be if applied to the military field... forget about one person spinning to cut down an entire legion! Just this hundred-meter range alone could annihilate enemies from a hundred meters away! Huh? I remember Director Chu Yun just said something like 'This scythe isn't some forty-meter blade... You really think it can slice through your tanks from a hundred meters away?'... This face-slapping came way too fast."

...

That's right.

The face-slapping... came far too quickly!

After witnessing that exaggerated "hundred-meter laser pillar drawing a circle on the spot," Director Chu Yun felt as if his skull had been shattered by the shock!

His whole body went limp for a moment!

The thermos in his hand, which was already "beyond recognition," fell pitifully to the ground again—

Clang!

A dull thud!

Another dent appeared on the misshapen thermos... as if its unyielding edges had been completely smoothed over by this reality...

His! Mental! State! Was! Truly! Shattered!

How was he supposed to say anything ever again!?

Today... he felt like he had a jinx for a mouth!

Whatever he spoke of, happened!

Whatever he feared, came true!

He had just prayed... that Lin Xian wouldn't pull any more exaggerated stunts... and would just harvest wheat honestly!

He had even prepared to get off work early!

But damn it! He really, truly never expected this.

Dammit... this [Portable Laser Scythe] actually had a hidden "Harvester Form"!?

Lin Xian, what are you trying to do!?

It was one thing to design a transformation for an Agricultural Mecha...

But for a mere scythe!

Was there really a need for a second form!?

Now look what happened...

The lies he had so carefully crafted... were all shattered! All wasted!

What "it's just a light tube"...

What "it's just a relatively sharp light tube"...

[I can't make up any more excuses now!]

What kind of light tube could suddenly extend over a hundred times its length to reach a terrifying 100 meters!?

A taffy light tube!?

What kind of light tube could maintain its shape without bending over such a long distance?

A neutron star light tube!?

Furthermore... Lin Xian had very easily swept 360 degrees on the spot without a single hint of lag or resistance... which meant the sharpness of this "light" had reached a level that was almost beyond imagination...

He couldn't explain it!

There was simply no way to explain it!

This time...

Director Chu Yun was truly in despair... even if he burned through his few remaining brain cells... he really couldn't come up with a reasonable excuse!

...

And across from him.

The Director of National Defense of America, the Eagle of America, the world's number one tough guy, Mr. Mike... at this moment, he really couldn't act tough anymore!

When he saw the [Portable Laser Scythe] in Lin Xian's hand extend a hundred-meter light pillar!

His legs truly went weak with fear!

And when Lin Xian crouched and swung the hundred-meter scythe in a circle, instantly harvesting dozens of acres of wheat!