Section 21
"Hahahaha... hahahaha... I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts, I've been rolling on the floor laughing... Watering the drought-stricken countries of Africa... Hahahaha! Director Chu Yun is truly too good at making things up! To be able to come up with such a funny and absurd, yet reasonable excuse... no wonder he directly caused the US Representative on the other side to faint from anger!"
"Is this reason absurd? No, no, no, pfft... How is this just an excuse! This is stating the facts. Our Dragon Kingdom has always been a peace-loving country that focuses on farming and is also full of compassion! Just as Director Chu Yun said... nowadays, not only are many places in the Dragon Kingdom chronically drought-stricken, but some countries in Africa are literally located in deserts! Don't they need rainfall even more than we do?"
"Right, right, right, that's exactly right! Our Dragon Kingdom is not like those selfish and arrogant countries like the US! We have always cared about the world, been compassionate, and paid close attention to the development and construction of other friendly countries! So... hahahaha, so when this Artificial Rainfall Bomb was designed, it took into account those poor and drought-stricken friendly countries in Africa. This is very reasonable! It is extremely reasonable!"
"Since we can help countries in Africa build railways, hospitals, and schools... then why can't we help their agricultural development and give them some artificial rainfall? Besides... [The whole world has regulations against launching missiles at other countries, but... no one said you can't launch an Artificial Rainfall Bomb, right?]"
Unlike the celebrating Dragon Kingdom netizens... at this very moment, the US netizens in the live streaming chat room had expressions as miserable as if they had eaten excrement!
Everyone knew the Dragon Kingdom's reason was made up!
Everyone knew the Dragon Kingdom was just playing the rogue!
But, facing this reasonable-sounding excuse... there was simply nothing you could do!
Just as that Dragon Kingdom bullet comment said...
That's right!
A series of international conventions strictly prohibit missiles, airplanes, and other objects from violating airspace.
But... but!
[There is no law stating that you cannot launch an Artificial Rainfall Bomb at other countries to provide rainfall for them.]
This is not a loophole in the law or conventions...
It's just...
It's just that this situation is too ridiculous!
Who would write such a trivial, utterly absurd Artificial Rainfall Bomb into an international convention!?
Furthermore!
Who would do such a thing??
Who would launch a super Artificial Rainfall Bomb from twenty thousand kilometers away to provide rainfall to a country twenty thousand kilometers away?!
This...
Isn't this completely redundant, like taking off one's pants just to fart!?
No one would actually do this!
And no country would actually do this!
But there's no way around it!
The Dragon Kingdom just said it like that...
Reasonable! Logical! Legal!
It's truly impossible to refute!
So...
In the live streaming chat room right now, you can't see any comments from US netizens at all.
They are very angry!
Very furious!
But they have no idea how to refute it.
They finally truly realized...
That when the wise and strategic people of the Dragon Kingdom play the rogue... they are far more rogue than the Americans!
Now, apart from impotent rage...
They can't do anything at all!
They were gnashing their teeth in frustration!
At the United Nations meeting venue.
Those representatives from small countries who had long been oppressed by the US...
Were feeling surging excitement and satisfaction in their hearts!
They wished they could stand up immediately and cheer for the Dragon Kingdom!
But...
They still didn't dare to offend the US like that.
After all, their countries were still too weak... and couldn't confront the US head-on like the Dragon Kingdom.
But in private...
They lowered their heads and discussed with each other, enthusiastically and excitedly:
"The Dragon Kingdom representative is truly amazing! In the United Nations venue... this is the first time I've seen someone force the US Representative into such a state! Hahahaha, this is truly satisfying! Today's Dragon Kingdom has not only stood up economically... but also militarily, with such precise stealth nuclear strikes capable of deterring the whole world... their voice is just so strong!"
"Right, right... look at that President of the United States collapsed on the ground... he used to always make a scene at the United Nations venue, not only looking down on us small countries... but often insulting and mocking us! Hahahaha... I didn't expect him to have such a pathetic moment today! Big Brother Dragon Kingdom, well done! In the final vote of the meeting... I will definitely support the Dragon Kingdom!"
"Actually, what the Dragon Kingdom said makes a lot of sense! I don't know if your countries have received aid from the Dragon Kingdom... but in my country, decades ago, the Dragon Kingdom built a very important railway for us, giving our country the possibility of economic development! In our country... whenever the Dragon Kingdom is mentioned, or whenever we see people from the Dragon Kingdom, everyone is very respectful and adoring!"
"We have definitely received help from the Dragon Kingdom! It's exactly as this Dragon Kingdom representative said... the Dragon Kingdom is truly very kind and friendly in its foreign policy... It can be said that in establishing friendly relations, as long as the other party recognizes the unity of the Dragon Kingdom, they can become friends of the Dragon Kingdom."
"Ahem... actually, I really hope this Dragon Kingdom big shot is telling the truth! May I ask... can you really help our country with artificial rainfall? In Africa... our Egypt was the first country to establish diplomatic relations with the Dragon Kingdom! I really hope the Dragon Kingdom can also bring a heavy downpour to us in Egypt... 90% of our country's land is desert, and there is simply no way to carry out any agricultural planting..."
The buzz of discussion at the United Nations meeting venue only ceased after a long time.
The reason it ceased...
Was because the US Representative, with the support of his secretary, the care of his doctor, and the oxygen provided by his assistant...
Had miraculously recovered!
He wiped his nosebleed!
And stood up again.
The netizens couldn't help but be surprised... As expected, the important position of Vice President of the United States is not something anyone can hold...
Not only must one be mentally strong and capable.
More importantly, one must also have good physical fitness!
To be fainted by anger several times... and still be able to stand up again, this physical fitness is quite impressive.
"Hehehe..."
After the Vice President of the United States stood steady with a tremble, he signaled his secretary and assistant to step back...
He would not admit defeat easily!
And he would not easily let the Dragon Kingdom's scheme succeed!
Although he had no way to refute the Dragon Kingdom, he knew very well in his heartβ
[What the Dragon Kingdom said is complete nonsense! Even the Dragon Kingdom itself doesn't believe these sophistries! And it is even more impossible that they would really use these missiles to provide artificial rainfall for Africa.]
"Cunning Dragon Kingdom people, the things you said are just too absurd!"
"Who would believe that you would provide artificial rainfall to Africa? Who would believe it!?"
The Vice President of the United States roared excitedly:
"All long-range missiles in this world are designed for aggression and war. Providing artificial rainfall to African countries?! It's simply ridiculous!"
"Dragon Kingdom representative... today here, you have argued sophistically and said too many empty words! Something about Stealth Coating only existing on test missiles... something about the ultra-long range just being to provide rainfall to Africa..."
["Where is your evidence? Where is your evidence!? Who can prove that everything you said is the truth!?"]
The roar of the US Representative once again made the venue go quiet.
Indeed...
Everything the Dragon Kingdom representative said was just said simply sitting here...
There was absolutely no evidence.
But... but...
Is there really a way to prove such a thing?
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