Section 75

The current situation...

Is much better than if these guys had all used their original official military district accounts to purchase... right?

It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing...

However...

Unlike Director Chu Yun's anger and disappointment after seeing the purchase list...

The netizens in the synchronized livestream room, seeing these strange names...

Simply burst out laughing.

Laughing until their stomachs hurt!

The kind of laughing where you roll on the ground—

"Ahahahahahaha, this is really killing me... who on earth came up with these names? This... it's so obvious these aren't the accounts of farmer uncles! Please... does it have to be so fake? And... every one of these accounts pre-ordered so many [Rice-transplanting Agricultural Mecha]... it's impossible for these to be personal accounts of farmers!"

"I have to say... the soldiers' thinking is actually very straightforward! You can tell from these extremely blunt renamed IDs... our Dragon Kingdom's boys are truly simple and honest! Very sincere and straightforward! But... Hahahaha, I admit the moment I saw these names, I was completely stunned!"

"At this point... seeing these names... is there even a need to guess? I can guess with my butt—these accounts with awkward names that overemphasize being farmers and are actively spending big... are definitely those official military accounts that were renamed! Their purpose... is simply not to expose their true identities like the Dragon Kingdom Border Defense Army did before!"

"What are these? [I Am a Farmer], [Good Comrade Farmer], [Farmer in the Field]... especially that last ID! Hahahahahaha... is it trying to kill me with laughter and then inherit my Huabei? Farmer in the Field... Hahahaha... how did they even think of such a name? Was the inspiration from 'Green Flowers in the Army'!?"

"Ahem... I can only say... luckily for these obviously fake account IDs, foreigners can't read Chinese. Otherwise... it would really be seen through at a glance! It's as fake as it gets, fake to the extreme... You can see our Director of National Defense Director Chu Yun really tried his best... it's just that the result completely deviated from his original idea!"

At this moment...

On the United Nations stage, the Secretary of Defense of the United States, General Mike...

Is currently in a state of extreme bewilderment!

This...

What's the situation!?

Why is it completely different from what he thought!?

He had just vowed with certainty... that these purchasing accounts would definitely include official accounts from various military districts of the Dragon Kingdom!

But...

Let alone official military district accounts...

There wasn't even a single verified account.

[Not even one]

Hiss...

General Mike gasped...

This is too strange!

They say when the water is too clear, there are no fish... there must be something fishy going on! He absolutely didn't believe... that so many Dragon Kingdom military generals... were all uninterested in this [Rice-transplanting Agricultural Mecha].

...

At this time.

The UN Council President had finished reading the list of purchasing accounts in his hand...

Then he pushed his glasses and said to General Mike:

"Mr. Mike... just now we respected your request and extracted all the accounts that pre-ordered the [Rice-transplanting Agricultural Mecha]..."

"According to our screening, a total of 39 accounts snatched these 1,000 pre-sale mecha, and many of them were large orders of dozens of units."

"But... we can be sure—"

"[Among all the purchasing accounts, not a single one is a verified Chinese Military account! Therefore... the lead you suggested about the Dragon Kingdom's disguised transfer of arms to the military... is not true.]"

The President made a fair and just summary.

But...

General Mike was not convinced at all!

He pointed at the accounts on the big screen that all had the word [Farmer] in their names from top to bottom...

And said questioningly:

"I have a suggestion! Why don't we... open these purchasing accounts one by one and take a good look at their activity feeds... to analyze whether these accounts are real farmers or fake ones in disguise!"

"I strongly suspect now... that these accounts are all disguised by the Chinese Military! And the actual controllers of these accounts, as well as the final buyers of these [Rice-transplanting Agricultural Mecha]... are still the Chinese Military."

General Mike's words made the Dragon Kingdom netizens feel a bit uneasy.

But seeing him so persistent.

The UN Council President still agreed to his request, so in order... he first opened the activity list of the account [I Am a Farmer].

This account... had actually purchased 97 [Rice-transplanting Agricultural Mecha]!

Truly a tycoon-level big customer!

However...

In the activity column of this account... there was only one pitiful post:

This post was a post with a picture.

Novel Group 371729119:

[Hoeing millet in the midday sun, sweat dripping into the soil below!]

And the accompanying picture...

Was a picture of a shirtless farmer swinging a hoe in a field!

Very artistic.

It fit the mood of this poem very well.

But...

Goddammit!

When Director Chu Yun saw this picture... he really wanted to retire on the spot.

The person swinging the hoe in this picture—

Was not some sixty or seventy-year-old uncle!

But... a robust and upright young man in his 20s.

The "young farmer" in the picture... had very beautiful muscle lines! His posture was straight and full of vitality! His whole body exuded a tough and upright aura.

This...

Dammit! This temperament, this build, this set of muscles... can this be a farmer!?

Director Chu Yun didn't even believe it himself.

Therefore...

When General Mike first saw this picture... his eyes almost popped out:

"This is a farmer!? Look into my eyes and say it out loud one more time, this is a farmer from your Dragon Kingdom!?"

"Ahem... yes, it's a... uh... relatively strong, younger farmer."

Director Chu Yun said stutteringly.

This was really too hard to make up... and too ridiculous.

But there was no choice...

He couldn't admit he was a soldier, could he?

"Mr. Director Chu Yun is talking nonsense! From the standing posture of this young man in the picture... it's not hard to see... he is definitely a soldier!"

General Mike was really going crazy.

What happened to this world?

Why has everyone become blind? Why has everyone started lying with their eyes wide open!?

Can a farmer keep his back so straight!?

Can a farmer march in goose-steps while hoeing the ground!?

However...

Facing such strong evidence!

The Dragon Kingdom's Director of National Defense Director Chu Yun... still maintained a look of refusing to admit it:

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"No, no, no... you can't just talk nonsense, Mr. Mike!"

Director Chu Yun warned solemnly:

"This is a United Nations venue! Every word you say here... must be based on evidence and you must be responsible for it!"

"May I ask... what evidence do you have to assume that this handsome young man must be a soldier? I'm telling you... this is what we call prejudice! Why must the image of a farmer be a stooped, aging peasant who has lost all his teeth? Why can't it be a sunny and handsome young man!?"