Section 126

Therefore, unless there is an obstacle blocking the way... it is absolutely impossible for it to stop halfway!

So, looking at it from this perspective... that Lightsaber in Lin Xian's hand... might really just be a toy! It really is just a light tube!

Uh... thinking of this, General Mike's arrogance instantly deflated... He rubbed his temples, feeling that he might really be tired, really a bit neurotic and sensitive...

Exactly... how could a real Lightsaber possibly exist in this world?

Light is just a non-corporeal waveband; how could it stop halfway, and how could it have actual cutting properties?

If he had seen the Lightsaber in any other setting... he would have firmly believed it was a Disney toy!

So... he had indeed lost his composure earlier because he was too nervous, which led to irrational fright and a wrong judgment.

"Ahem..." General Mike coughed awkwardly twice.

How should he put it... As the Secretary of Defense of the United States and the Eagle of America, having just shouted in alarm... if he were to suddenly admit he was wrong now, wouldn't he lose too much face?

He could sacrifice his life! But he couldn't lose face!

Therefore, General Mike deliberately put on a fierce expression and looked at Director Chu Yun: "Hmph, you had better be able to prove that everything you said is true!"

"Otherwise... I will definitely file a formal complaint with the United Nations! Legally and reasonably questioning your Dragon Nation for colluding with aliens!"

Phew... Director Chu Yun couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief inwardly.

Whatever, aliens are aliens... think whatever you want.

Anyway, for Director Chu Yun right now, as long as he could make up a reason, debunk the rumors for Lin Xian, and continue to bluff about Lin Xian's so-called "agricultural equipment," that would be fine!

"Right... that's right!" Director Chu Yun smiled kindly: "Relax, buddy, don't associate everything you see with weaponry..."

"Since Lin Xian has clearly stated that this product is called the [Portable Laser Scythe], it must just be a scythe for cutting wheat!"

"You don't really think... that a light tube used for illumination can cut things, do you? Hahaha... save that plot for filming 'Star Wars'!"

However—Director Chu Yun's smile didn't even last two seconds! It froze directly on his face!

Because... Lin Xian's voice, which was magnetic and gentle but sounded like the arrival of the Grim Reaper to Director Chu Yun, came out from the big screen— "So, dear viewers... next... let us actually demonstrate—the wheat-cutting effect of this scythe!"

Chapter 78 [Portable Laser Scythe] Field Debut! Shocking the World! General Mike Wet His Pants!

"So, dear viewers... next... let us actually demonstrate—the wheat-cutting effect of this scythe!"

Lin Xian's words made Director Chu Yun shiver! One wave had not subsided... when another rose!

Lin Xian, you must exercise restraint! Just cut the wheat properly... don't do anything overly exaggerated!

In the online live broadcast room, the netizens who were just making various guesses and analyses... upon hearing that they were finally about to enter the demonstration segment, expressed their excitement through bullet comments:

"Finally, it's the product demonstration segment I've been looking forward to the most! During the time Lin Xian has been selling goods... this is what I've been looking forward to the most! Truly... seeing is believing! Every time Lin Xian has a physical demonstration segment, he brings us huge surprises! I can't wait to see... how this Lightsaber will cut wheat, hahaha... that scene must be very funny, right?"

"Is it possible... that this so-called Lightsaber is really just a light tube? Perhaps it's just as Director Chu Yun said... when cutting wheat at night, it's pitch black and you can't see anything... having a light tube would indeed be much better! After all... the Lightsaber itself is an unscientific fantasy item... how could it appear in real life? Albert Einstein would be spinning in his grave!"

"But you have to know, you are facing the greatest genius in the history of the Dragon Nation—Lin Xian! In order not to let your jaws drop in a moment... everyone must be mentally prepared and not take it lightly! For Lin Xian, who can use missiles to create rain, mechas to transplant rice seedlings, and laser weapons to swat mosquitoes... is it... really that outrageous to use a Lightsaber to cut wheat? Is it outrageous!?"

"Sigh... I really sympathize with Director Chu Yun right now! This Director of National Defense is really too hard to be... it's truly one wave after another! I don't know if Director Chu Yun's heart can take it anymore... anyway, my little heart can't take it! I really hope Lin Xian can do this wheat-cutting in a normal way... I don't want to see the scene of Director Chu Yun spitting out tea again! If he spits it out again... he might really spit blood."

At this moment... the eyes of billions of people around the world were all focused on Lin Xian! Everyone was waiting for that moment of wheat cutting.

Lin Xian waved the [Portable Laser Scythe] in his hand... and explained to everyone: "When harvesting wheat daily... the reason why farmers feel tired and have back pain... is ultimately caused by two reasons—"

"First, it is because of the sheer number of times one has to bend over! When manually cutting wheat with a sickle... each time you use your left hand to hold a dozen or so wheat stalks, and then cut hard with the sickle... this is one complete movement. Think about it... one bend can only cut a dozen or so wheat stalks... for such a large field, how many times do you have to bend over!"

"The second point, the reason for the back pain... is still the issue of the sickle's sharpness. To avoid accidental injury, generally, sickles are not sharpened too much. However... you can't have your cake and eat it too, and this also puts great pressure on cutting wheat... farmers almost have to use a lot of force to cut wheat. Countless times of bending over, countless times of exerting force... the bodies of elderly farmers simply cannot bear it."

Lin Xian's words gained the approval of many rural netizens. Harvesting wheat is indeed like this... both tiring and troublesome. Endless bending, endless exertion... it really tortures the farmers' bodies.

"Therefore... this is the design philosophy of my [Portable Laser Scythe]—" On the big screen, Lin Xian continued: "If there were a method... [that could harvest hundreds of wheat stalks with a single bend... wouldn't that greatly improve harvesting efficiency, reduce the number of times bending over, and save time, effort, and one's back?]"

After saying this, Lin Xian smiled and picked up the [Portable Laser Scythe] in his hand to show everyone: "And the scythe I designed can perfectly solve this problem! As long as farmers use it a few times and become proficient... the harvesting efficiency will be absolutely no less than a small harvester!"

"So... there's no point in talking more, seeing is believing! Please join me in taking a look at the actual effect!"

Lin Xian's words piqued everyone's interest! A scythe... could it really be faster than a small harvester!? Isn't that nonsense!? It's simply unimaginable!

But seeing Lin Xian's confident and relaxed appearance... everyone was staring with wide eyes, full of anticipation!

Soon... Lin Xian led everyone to a neat little patch of wheat field. The size of this wheat field was only ten meters long and two meters wide, planted in a small corner. If harvested with a normal sickle... it would take at least half an hour!

However—what happened next... simply blew everyone's minds. Lin Xian squatted down... and lowered the [Portable Laser Scythe] in his hand... that is, the Lightsaber that was over a meter long... lower, lower, until it was almost flush with the ground.