Section 119

But he hadn't expected that Director Chu Yun would actually produce evidence!

And it was incredibly realistic, too—news footage filmed at the end of the last century and broadcast on television!

In it, Qigong masters were moving mountains and draining seas, controlling objects with their minds, curing terminal illnesses, and shattering massive rocks—they were capable of anything...

Seeing these "real" images left General Mike feeling a bit dazed for a moment!

He couldn't tell...

He really couldn't tell what was real anymore!?

Which one was fake!?

But...

That didn't matter anymore, because the [tide had turned]...

Now, the whole world believed in the ferocity of Dragon Country Kung Fu, and with the Qigong videos from the last century as proof... even if General Mike persisted in his own ideas, he would not receive support from any other country.

He looked at Director Chu Yun, gnashing his teeth in impotent rage.

Director Chu Yun received that look, simply smiled faintly, spread his hands, and said leisurely:

"Mr. Mike, do you understand now?"

"Decades ago, those Qigong masters in our country were already capable of moving mountains and draining seas, shattering giant rocks, and curing terminal illnesses..."

"Compared to those powerful masters... Master Ma from Lin Xian's live stream just now only broke a willow tree!"

"For a sect leader like Master Ma... breaking a mere willow tree... isn't that a very [reasonable] thing?"

"So... that so-called Genetic Potion... is really just a sports drink, a type of health supplement oral liquid... you don't need to worry about it blindly anymore!"

With that!

The outcome was decided!

The difference in skill was clear!

Netizens in Lin Xian's live stream were also constantly urging him to list the [Agricultural Genetic Serum] for sale!

They all expressed that they wanted to buy it until it sold out!

Down three bottles at once, and evolve into a perfect form.

Lin Xian also smiled faintly and said:

"Alright, since the demonstration segment has ended... let's move on to the sales segment!"

"After we finish selling this welfare-style final product... tonight's live stream will enter its final segment, the promotion of the last product!"

"The last product will return to the theme, and it is still a high-quality piece of farm equipment developed by our Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory for our vast number of farmer friends—"

"[Portable Laser Scythe!]"

Chapter 74: Lin Xian has finally restrained himself! He started making scythes! Director Chu Yun sheds tears of relief!

"After listing the [Agricultural Genetic Serum] for sale... we will welcome the final product of tonight's promotion—"

"[Portable Laser Scythe]!"

??????

A... A scythe!?

Hearing such a down-to-earth name... the netizens who had been shocked by Lin Xian all night... were still a bit unaccustomed to it!

They posted comments in the live stream one after another:

"A... A scythe!? Did my ears hear that right... That Lin Xian who invented mechs, laser Drones, and Genetic Potion... he's actually going to make a scythe!? This scythe... is it really just a scythe for farmers to harvest wheat in the fields!? What's wrong with you, Lin Xian! Have you been possessed?"

"Ahem... actually, haven't you noticed? Whether it's the third product, the Genetic Potion, or the fourth product, the Portable Laser Scythe... they are getting more and more down-to-earth! I think... this isn't a bad thing! At least for Director Chu... a scythe that's just a bit sharper, he won't have any pressure explaining it, he might not even need to explain it at all!"

"Hahahaha! Looking at it this way... Lin Xian might really be starting to [restrain] himself a bit! After all... that Genetic Potion just now almost got him labeled with crimes against humanity, and nearly sent him to the International Military Tribunal! In this situation... it's completely understandable for Lin Xian to be cautious and play it safe! Besides... Director Chu's energy is clearly reaching its limit... [If Director Chu doesn't restrain himself a bit more... no one will really be able to protect him anymore!]"

"Portable Laser Scythe... Hiss! Actually, just hearing the name, it doesn't sound like such a powerful weapon—pfft... Sorry everyone, my brain has subconsciously treated Lin Xian as an arms dealer! But if you think about it carefully... as an agricultural machinery factory, isn't it very reasonable for Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory to produce some scythes? Lin Xian's so-called [Portable Laser Scythe]... is nothing more than being a bit sharper, perhaps foldable for easy storage and taking up less space..."

"Hahahaha... Director Chu must be overjoyed right now! After going through that tumultuous Genetic Potion incident... I think Director Chu's brain cells are truly burnt out! And this next product Lin Xian is releasing, the [Portable Laser Scythe], must be a product that requires no worry! After all... [It's just a scythe for harvesting wheat... how perverse can it be to reach the level of weaponry?]"

The netizens guessed right!

When Director Chu Yun at the United Nations conference heard Lin Xian say that the last product for sale today was the Portable Laser Scythe... he instantly relaxed his whole body!

Every cell stretched out!

He felt relieved in an instant!

A smile of relief crept unnaturally onto his face:

"That's great..."

"Lin Xian, he finally knows how to restrain himself..."

"After all, he said it himself, today's heaviest finale product has already been released... The last product for sale should just be a piece of ordinary farm equipment to boost sales volume! Don't you think?"

The secretary who was asked nodded rarely this time.

Because she also believed... since the heaviest finale product had already been released, that meant—[The Portable Laser Scythe released last, its effects in every aspect will absolutely not exceed the finale product, the Genetic Potion!]

After all... a finale is a finale! It had already been designated as the heaviest thing for today!

Therefore... this Portable Laser Scythe is most likely here to make up the numbers!

"In my opinion... this Portable Laser Scythe is most likely just here to make up the numbers."

The secretary smiled with rare relaxation and expressed her thoughts:

"Actually... the scythe, its limitations are right there, there's no room for upgrades or modifications."

"Lin Xian's so-called Portable Laser Scythe... judging by the literal meaning, it's nothing more than being a bit sharper than a normal scythe, perhaps smaller in volume, and more portable... This is a proper piece of farm equipment, it absolutely cannot be related to weaponry!"

"So... Director Chu! Congratulations on being able to get off work early today! After Lin Xian finishes selling the Genetic Potion and promoting this Portable Laser Scythe... our work for today will be completely finished!"

Finally...

Finally, he could get off work!

Director Chu Yun felt his body, which had been tense the whole time, relax...

He had really tried his best...

In the future!

If the United Nations still wants to hold these kinds of meetings that require explanations and rebuttals!

It would be better to let the bureau chiefs from the [Strategic Deception Bureau] come over...

They are used to bluffing people. All sorts of things like "Kelp trapping submarines!" "Smog defending against lasers!" "Dragon Country doesn't have fourth-generation aircraft!" "It's too advanced, Dragon Country doesn't need it for now!"... Lies like these, they really just spout them off!

As the saying goes, there is an order to learning, and each has their own specialty—from now on, whoever wants to come to this place can come!

He would never step foot in this terrifying place again in his life.

He! Really! Could! Not! Make! Up! Any! More! Lies!

On the other hand, looking at General Mike opposite him.

He had just recovered from the Qigong video he had just seen...

Shocking!

It was too shocking!

He hadn't expected that decades ago, those Dragon Country Qigong masters were already capable of shattering giant rocks with their bare hands...

In comparison, perhaps that old gentleman who drank the Genetic Potion just now... might have already possessed the strength to break a willow tree himself!