Section 124

This design... this beam of light... this cool effect, directly sent the netizens in the livestream into a frenzy, especially the male netizens, who were so excited they jumped up on the spot—

"Holy crap, holy crap! [Lightsaber] Isn't this the [Lightsaber] from 'Star Wars'!? It's so cool! It's so flashy! Lin Xian is truly the one who understands men the best! Every invention of his... is simply the kind of romance that boys would bet their lives on!"

"Ahhhhhhh, I'm so excited I'm reaching a climax! This is definitely the Lightsaber I've dreamed of! Ask yourself... what man could refuse such a toy!? Mom, I want to be a farmer! I want to farm! I want to harvest wheat with the [Portable Laser Scythe]! Don't stop me... nobody stop me, all the wheat in this field is mine!"

"Laser beams, an energy form that only existed in concepts—I never expected that not only would Lin Xian prove its existence, but he would also materialize it and turn it into an actual product. It's unbelievable... Have we humans already entered the 'Star Wars' era so quickly? Lin Xian is truly raising the technological level of the entire world... with his own strength."

"How much does this Lightsaber... ah no! This Portable Laser Scythe cost!? How can I buy one!? I don't care... put it on the shelf immediately! Hurry up and take my wallet, wuwuwu... I suddenly regret not choosing to stay in my hometown and become a farmer! Who could have guessed! Are farmers today really this happy? Driving Agricultural Mecha to transplant seedlings, controlling Drones to kill pests, and finally harvesting with a Lightsaber... it's simply amazing!"

"I can already foresee... from today on, when elementary school students are asked 'What is your dream when you grow up?'... all the little boys will surely answer in unison: to be a farmer. Enough talk... I've already filled out the application form to go to a remote mountain area to teach and help with farming... With the country's poverty alleviation and agricultural support projects, I think I will be among the first to drive an Agricultural Mecha and use a Portable Laser Scythe!"

Unlike the excitement of these netizens, the joys and sorrows of people are not shared... At this very moment, at the United Nations conference site... Director Chu Yun's trembling hand tightly gripped his thermos... vibrating at a high frequency just like a laser beam... even someone with Parkinson's would have to kowtow twice before daring to leave!

Director Chu Yun was stunned! His jinxed mouth today... really attracted exactly what he feared most. Lin Xian, you! Do you really not know what a scythe looks like? The thing you are holding in your hand now... judging by its appearance, does it have anything to do with a scythe? That's just too far-fetched. This is a conceptual weapon that the global scientific community couldn't even manufacture. This... can this thing really be called a scythe?

Director Chu Yun felt that if he insisted on calling it a scythe in a moment... he would probably be unable to help but blush! This was simply telling a lie with his eyes open, a case of calling a deer a horse.

And just at this moment... General Mike, who had been standing opposite, intently watching the live broadcast on the big screen, was so shocked he was dancing about! His hands were flying up and down, muttering under his breath, as if he were casting a spell! Bristling with anger, he roared at Director Chu Yun: "WTF!"

"Director Chu Yun, what the hell are you guys doing? Are you Chinese people trying to insult our intelligence!? Is this what a scythe from your country looks like!? Where does this look even a little bit like a scythe!? This is simply the [Lightsaber] from 'Star Wars'!"

"Has Earth's technology already failed to satisfy you!? Or are aliens about to invade... and you're going to use Lightsabers to fight them to the death!?"

General Mike was simply too shocked and too excited! His questions were like a machine gun, firing away at Director Chu Yun! Demanding that he explain this matter clearly immediately! And immediately solve this [Alien Weaponry] problem.

However... Director Chu Yun's heart was already streaming with tears: Don't ask me, damn it... How would I know what's going on! I want to know too. I originally thought Lin Xian would at most make a scythe with a slightly strange design... I didn't expect Lin Xian to truly be "in the agricultural machinery factory, but with his heart in the arms factory"! He is going further and further down the path of weaponry... becoming more and more obsessed!

"Lin Xian... if you really don't want to make agricultural tools, just let the factory go bankrupt! Don't torture yourself so miserably! We agreed on making a scythe... and you give me a laser Lightsaber... I really can't make up any more excuses!"

Chapter 77: What Lightsaber? What kind of Lightsaber? It's just a light tube~ Don't be afraid!

At this moment... Director Chu Yun was truly on the verge of a breakdown! How he wished Lin Xian could seriously manufacture some ordinary agricultural tools... How much I hoped! How much I longed for it, do you know!? But! Just as the netizens said! In Lin Xian's dictionary... there really is no such word as "restraint"! Facing General Mike's questioning... he really couldn't answer anymore! After all... if he had to say it himself! He also felt this thing had absolutely nothing to do with a scythe... it was completely a Lightsaber. Even he himself agreed with the enemy's thoughts from the bottom of his heart... how is this battle supposed to be fought!?

It wasn't just Director Chu Yun and General Mike who were shocked by the [Lightsaber] matter. The representatives of various countries, who had just been calm and indifferent, thinking Lin Xian was joking... upon seeing the "shing" sound as the Lightsaber unsheathed! They were also shocked to the point of standing up directly. Everyone stood up, their eyes almost popping out! Their mouths agape in shock for a long time!

Explosive discussions filled the entire venue— "Pfft———— I really spat out a mouthful of old blood, damn it... I was originally waiting peacefully for a folding scythe... as a result, Lin Xian first took out a ballpoint pen... I thought it was a feint, a joke... but! I really couldn't have imagined it even if I broke my head! That ballpoint pen... was actually a 'hilt'! With one press... it turned directly into a Lightsaber."

"My God... what kind of technology is this!? This must be true alien technology. I thought laser blades were already the pinnacle of human technology... but I never expected! Lin Xian not only proved the existence of laser beams... but directly applied it to weapons, ah no... applied it to agricultural tools! He even made the scythe in the shape of a Lightsaber!"

"Cough, cough, cough... Hey, hey, hey! Calm down! Why have you suddenly become so jumpy and incoherent? Actually... for Lin Xian, who always brings us surprises... isn't this... isn't this the most basic operation? Could it be... do you really believe Lin Xian would go and manufacture an ordinary iron scythe?"

"Surprise? Heh... is what Lin Xian brings us called a surprise!? It's simply a shock! Ask yourself... who could imagine a farmer holding a scythe to till the land... suddenly pulling out an interstellar Lightsaber to fight you!? If you add the strengthening effect of that Genetic Potion from earlier... the future Dragon Country! It really will be a nation of interstellar warriors!"

"Hahahaha... I really don't know whether to laugh or cry right now. But... the expression of the Dragon Country's Director of National Defense, Director Chu Yun, really made me laugh... This Director of National Defense of the most populous country in the world... has long since lost his previous composure and shrewdness... and like us, has become just as jumpy! This is enough to show... Director Chu Yun... has really reached his limit too."

At this moment. On the live broadcast screen on the big screen, a sea of white comments covered everything. But through the gaps in the comments... one could still see the murderous dark blue light of the [Portable Laser Scythe]! This beam of light was slightly longer than the Lightsaber in "Star Wars", but half a circle thinner. Perhaps it was because the "ballpoint pen" acting as the "hilt" was relatively thin... Lin Xian stood in the field, holding the Lightsaber just like that. He looked just like a Jedi Knight who had just descended from a starship! As majestic as he was, that was how miserable Director Chu Yun was at the United Nations conference site.