Section 76

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Director Chu Yun's unreasonable pestering and blatant lying during this confrontation...

Truly left General Mike speechless!

Evidence...

Does this damn thing even need evidence!?

In the entire world, there is no way a farmer could have such well-defined muscles, a standard 188cm height, and still march in goose-step while hoeing the ground!

It's impossible!

Absolutely impossible.

This accompanying photo... it's obviously a staged shot at first glance.

But...

That's exactly where the problem lies.

Even though General Mike was 100% certain his guess was correct... even though he clearly knew Director Chu Yun was playing dumb and using fallacious arguments!

But...

After all, there was no evidence for this matter.

Without evidence, there was no way to refute it.

Seeing this satisfying scene...

The Dragon Country netizens in the livestream were all doubled over with laughter:

"Oh my god... I can't, I can't... I'm literally dying of laughter, fam. What kind of genius creators are these! This... could this video look any more fake!? I think General Mike is absolutely right... how could there be a farmer with such a perfect body in this world!? A guy this tall, handsome, and fit... I'd believe it if you said he was a flag bearer in the square!"

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"Oh my... everyone, look at this guy's abs! They're just too perfect, too standard! And that 188cm height... a body with perfect golden ratio proportions... he was practically selected from the National Flag Guard, right!? Cough cough... it seems these military accounts really put in some effort to disguise themselves as farmers... but, not much!"

"Yeah... you can tell they tried hard to play the role of a farmer and make the account fit the rural atmosphere... that's why they thought of staging a shot like this of hoeing the ground! It's just... at a time like this, don't use the selection standards of the flag guard to pick actors. Couldn't they just let an old master from the kitchen or Second Uncle from the gatehouse come up and play themselves!?"

"Hiss... this military account, I really don't know which military region set it up. It's really got something... but not much! I feel like Director Chu Yun is truly about to be teased to death right now... he originally wanted these military accounts to disguise themselves to avoid traps. But... he totally didn't expect this! This is simply digging a hole for himself!"

"I feel for Director Chu Yun... actually, you really can't blame those military generals... they are definitely top-tier at fighting wars and training troops. But... asking them to actually do these sneaky things... they're really not good at it! After all, our Dragon Country's army has always emphasized sincerity, courage, and responsibility! They are born unable to lie or fake things... this disguise operation really put them in a difficult spot!"

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It had to be said.

The acting skills of these soldier boys were simply too poor!

General Mike was silent for a while... feeling like he wasn't gaining any ground, so he clicked on the next account.

This was an account named [Farmer in the Field]...

Coincidentally!

This account also had a newly posted update!

The caption read:

[Life lies in motion! A beautiful day begins with plowing the field!]

Below it was a short video!

After clicking it... everyone sucked in a breath of cold air!

That was...

It was a sturdy young man! A scene of him pulling a plow through the field like an ox, sprinting madly!

Everywhere he passed...

Deep furrows were carved into the earth without exception.

Infinite strength!

Extreme violence.

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"..."

At this moment, no one spoke.

The hand Director Chu Yun used to hold his thermos trembled even more; his heart was awash with tears.

The Dragon Country netizens were also awash with tears!

General Mike turned his head.

With an expression so distorted it was as if he were looking at an alien, he stared at Director Chu Yun and said with extreme discomfort:

"What the f... you call this a farmer!?!?"

Chapter 51: Is this a f*cking farmer? Even Hulk would have to kowtow twice! Can you make it any more fake!?

Director Chu Yun... his heart was truly on the verge of collapse!

If it weren't for being at the United Nations conference site right now and needing to mind international influence...

He definitely would have started swearing long ago!

Darn it...

What was this bunch of blockheads from the military regions messing around for?

Plowing?

Is there anyone who plows like you guys!?

Doesn't the army have oxen? No tractors!? You need to use your shoulders to pull the plow to till the land!?

And even posting such a sickening caption... something like [Life lies in motion! A beautiful day begins with plowing the field]...

It's truly nauseating.

I ask you, which country has such artistic farmers?

Which country has farmers who pull plows shirtless like this?

And also...

The same thing again!

Can you use a little heart when choosing actors?

This muscular man running wild in the wheat field while pulling a plow... that physique could practically go fight in MMA or win a national bodybuilding championship!

You're letting him play a farmer?

Is the military region out of people!?

"Sh*t..."

Director Chu Yun really couldn't help it and cursed softly.

Right now...

His head was truly spinning!

Originally, his requirements were quite good...

To let all these military region accounts disguise themselves as ordinary farmers and civilians.

This way, they could openly rush to buy mechas without the US catching any leverage...

It was originally a good thing!

And it was forced into this state!

Not only did it fail to serve as a disguise... but it actually made the US more suspicious and less believing!

Sigh...

Looking at the wildly roaring General Mike across from him... this time, Director Chu Yun was truly understanding.

With this kind of exaggerated scene...

Who wouldn't be able to see that this farmer is a fake?

Who wouldn't be able to see that these videos are all staged?

Plus that mentally handicapped account ID...

It's just short of pasting 'We are disguised military accounts!' right onto everyone's faces!

Damn it...

Director Chu Yun gritted his teeth secretly, feeling utterly helpless inside:

"With things like this... how am I supposed to keep making things up?"

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And unlike Director Chu Yun's extremely annoyed mood...

When the Dragon Country netizens saw this comical scene...