Section 190

He even revealed an extremely relaxed smile: "Sure, this isn't a difficult task."

???? ???? In an instant! The entire live stream exploded! Everyone was dumbfounded! Their jaws dropped to the floor! They could fit a coconut in their mouths! Unbelievable! Everyone couldn't believe their ears!

Heavens! What did Lin Xian say!? Faced with the fantastical and outrageous wish proposed by this Island Keeper Grandpa to "restore the island's area to what it was decades ago"—Lin Xian had actually said "Sure!" so casually! Extremely relaxed! It was as if someone hadn't asked him to move mountains and reclaim seas... but rather just bothered him to turn off a light— "This isn't a difficult task."

Damn it! What kind of wild talk is this! If this doesn't count as a difficult task... then what in the world could possibly be considered difficult?

In this instant, the entire live stream became as choppy as a PowerPoint presentation! The screen even tore! Because... there were simply too many people sending comments at the same time! The live streaming platform's servers were about to smoke—

"Wait, what did Lin Xian just say? Am I hallucinating? I actually heard Lin Xian say... he could fulfill this Island Keeper Grandpa's wish!? Oh my god... is Lin Xian really not joking? He's not Nuwa who can mend the heavens... nor is he Jingwei who can fill the sea... How exactly is he going to make time flow backward for this island like magic!"

"Crazy, crazy! Simply crazy! I really can't imagine... the island where the grandpa lives is already falling apart and sinking after seventy or eighty years of wave erosion... this is fundamentally an irreversible fact! I thought Lin Xian would be helpless against this kind of planetary geological change... but I never expected! He not only agreed easily... but was so casual about it! It's as if he could complete the grandpa's wish right away!"

"This... this... this must just be a stalling tactic by Lin Xian? Or perhaps... Lin Xian said this just to comfort the grandpa? It must be! After all, developing new products takes time... Lin Xian must intend to agree first, give the grandpa some comfort and hope, and then announce the failure of the development after some time... This would make it easier for the grandpa to accept."

"That must be it... Just like I thought, Lin Xian is indeed too kind! Even though he knows this kind of thing is impossible to achieve... he is still willing to use a white lie to protect the grandpa's lifelong dream! Sob sob... I am so moved! It's okay, Lin Xian! We all understand your difficulty! It's perfectly normal that you can't achieve such an outrageous and fantastical thing!"

However... Lin Xian's next words... shocked everyone to the core again! It scared them silly! Looking at the various shocks and doubts in the comments... Lin Xian smiled slightly and continued: "It's a coincidence... I just happen to have a 'by-product' that appeared accidentally during the development process that can solve the trouble the old gentleman is facing!"

After saying that, Lin Xian turned around, rummaged on the experimental bench behind him for a while, and found a sealed test tube with many bright red particles floating inside. Just as everyone was wondering what this was, Lin Xian introduced it to everyone— "The things in this test tube... were accidentally synthesized while I was developing the Genetic Potion. At the time, I was extracting and separating a gene fragment from ocean coral... and by a stroke of luck, I created a type of 'Mutated Coral'..."

Saying this, Lin Xian shook the test tube. He let the countless bright red granular small corals inside swirl... forming a vortex, exceptionally beautiful. He smiled, looked at the camera confidently and casually, and said slowly: "And this 'Mutated Coral'... is just right! It can fulfill this Island Keeper Grandpa's wish—"

"To make the island he has guarded for a lifetime... recover to what it was decades ago, or even expand to several times its original size!"

Thump—Bang! Thousands of miles away, on the Air Force One special plane... the shocked President of the United States wasn't paying attention! The champagne bottle in his hand slipped to the floor! Shattered to pieces!

"Woof!" The poodle at his feet was instantly terrified! Pfft~ Pfft~ Two brown "poop logs" sprayed out! Hot and fresh on the carpet! "Woof!" The poodle wagged its tail, looking at the President of the United States with some nervousness and some anticipation... waiting for him to fulfill his promise.

Swish—Everyone in the cabin looked at the poop the poodle had just laid on the floor, then looked at the President of the United States, who was shocked in place... The scene was extremely awkward!

Chapter: The Philippines Scared Pee-less: You Call This an Island? Say That Again With Your Hand on Your Heart!

"Fuck!" The President of the United States was burning with rage! He kicked the poodle far away! "Woof!" The poodle let out a sharp cry while flying through the air... as if scolding the President for not keeping his word...

"Hmph! Nonsense! It's definitely faked!" Looking at the two turds the poodle had just laid on the floor... the President of the United States felt a bit flushed with shame! He hurriedly scuffed at it with his leather shoe. He kicked the dog poop under the sofa, pretending nothing had happened. Ahem... This damn dog! It has no sense of timing!

He had just said "If Lin Xian can make this island bigger... I will eat this poodle's poop on the spot!"... and this clueless dog... turned around and sprayed out two turds! Is it afraid I'll have to eat cold food? And it laid it so timely!

"Fake! Fake! It's absolutely fake!" The red-faced President of the United States waved his hands wildly, gesticulating as he roared at his subordinates: "Don't believe Lin Xian's ghost stories! He even came up with some 'Mutated Coral'... Does he really think he's that blue fatty Doraemon!? Does he really think he can move mountains and reclaim seas!? Does he really think he's God the Creator!?"

"The previous black technologies are one thing... but this so-called Mutated Coral must be something Lin Xian brought out to confuse the public! Anyway, he can't teleport to the island in the South Seas in one second... and he doesn't need to demonstrate it live during the broadcast tonight, so isn't he free to brag however he wants?"

"At the end of the day... Hahahaha! Lin Xian is just at his wit's end! They say the end of science is theology... I think this is perfectly reflected in Lin Xian! Look~ he's at his wit's end and can't come up with any black technology inventions... so he's started playing with mysterious theology! Hahahaha!"

The President of the United States' wild laughter echoed throughout the cabin. The people around could only follow along with laughter! Everyone wasn't stupid... they all saw it, the President of the United States just didn't want to "eat poop as he lost the bet"... that's why he was here sophistically arguing. But who made him the Big Boss?

The subordinates around immediately started flattering him— "That's right! Mr. President is right! Lin Xian is definitely bluffing and acting mysterious! What Mutated Coral... I pfft, does he think this is catching babies in a game? He even came up with mutations! My opinion is the same as Mr. President's... Lin Xian is at his wit's end, his current relaxation and casualness is just him forcing a front! The future belongs to America... belongs to our great President!"

"Hmph! Just now seeing Lin Xian's confident and casual face... I almost threw up from disgust! This person really doesn't know his own weight... just relying on his little ability, he wants to make an island that is about to sink recover to its original size? And wants to make our great Mr. President eat poop? It's simply a fantasy! Rest assured Mr. President... even if your poodle has already laid the poop! But I swear on my soul! Today you definitely won't have a chance to eat it!"

"If Lin Xian really can make this island return to its original size... I will eat poop with Mr. President" Hahahaha... it really cracked me up! Even if the world's greatest wizard Dumbledore came... it would be impossible to make this island bigger! Rest assured Mr. President... when the '2023 International Military Competition' comes in half a month... our United States will take back everything we lost!"

"Count me in for eating poop!" Oh no no no... I mean, ahem... I mean if Lin Xian's so-called Mutated Coral is really useful, and can really expand the island's area by several times... I would dare to eat poop, who wouldn't dare? I don't believe Lin Xian can really teleport to the South Seas island today to prove it? So... everyone really doesn't need to be so nervous, relax! Relax!"

"If you all dare to eat it, then I dare to eat it too! Anyway, this matter will be dead without proof tonight! Who's afraid of whom! Eat poop +1!" Seriously... I also think Lin Xian really bragged too much this time. Perhaps it is really as the netizens said... he said a white lie to not hurt the pure wish in this old farmer's heart? I say let's continue drinking champagne! I don't believe it... whether the Mutated Coral is true or false, whether it has any effect... could it really be proven on the spot!?"