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Section 49

The netizens who had never stayed in the countryside and did not understand how much harm pests could cause... finally realized that Lin Xian was not fear-mongering at all!

They flooded the livestream chat with comments:

"Oh my god! So pests in rural fields are this terrifying! Farmers really have it so hard... I used to complain about vegetables treated with pesticides... I won't think like that ever again! If they didn't use pesticides... I think this patch of lush green vegetables... would be eaten clean by these pests in just a few days! Everything would be ruined!"

"Yeah, exactly... I must apologize to the farmers... Before, I always thought that vegetables treated with pesticides were 'black-hearted vegetables,' and that farmers only used pesticides to make more money, harming our health. But now I realize I was wrong... terribly wrong! Turns out... the agricultural industry faces such severe pest damage! If they didn't use pesticides... there would be absolutely no harvest at all! The number of pests is just too high!"

"Buzzing in the sky... chirping on the ground... creaking in the trees... Oh my god, the pests have basically formed a land, sea, and air siege on this farmland! Please... hurry up and spray some pesticides! My trypophobia is acting up! But... why did Lin Xian specifically make us look at so many pests and listen to their sounds... what is the reason for this? Could it be... that his Drone has a way to deal with these pests?!"

"Sh-shouldn't be, right? Are we going to use anti-aircraft guns to kill mosquitoes? That's definitely impossible... As of now, human technology can only rely on spraying pesticides to stop these pests. But... there are already many pesticide-spraying Drones on the market... has Lin Xian really run out of ideas this time?"

"Hiss... I think if this really is just a pesticide-spraying Drone... our Director of National Defense, Director Chu Yun, would definitely be laughing out loud with joy, right? He wouldn't have to burn his brain cells anymore coming up with lame excuses to debunk Lin Xian's claims... But hahahaha... I don't believe for a second that Lin Xian has run out of ideas... After all... up until now, Lin Xian has never disappointed us!"

Lin Xian picked up that white, ordinary-looking Drone again!

Finally, it was time for the most important part—announcing the product's name.

Generally speaking... Lin Xian's way of naming products is very straightforward. You can basically infer the product's purpose from its name... So, what exactly is this Drone's name and function!?

Lin Xian held the Drone in one hand and said with a smile:

"As I just said... the whole world hasn't found a way to keep vegetables pest-free without using pesticides... but as of today, this problem has been completely solved!"

"This Drone developed by the Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory! Can eliminate all pests without using pesticides or any chemical agents... leaving not a single one behind!"

"And the name of this Drone product is—" " [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone!] "

Pfft—————— Director Chu Yun, who had just taken a sip of tea, nearly spat it out! Fortunately, he held it back! But... at this very moment! A sense of foreboding suddenly rose up! It made his scalp tingle instantly! His back went cold! No... it couldn't be... could it? Director Chu Yun, who had been calm just a moment ago... was truly starting to panic. Pest Control... Laser Diffusion Drone... What the hell, why use a butcher's knife to kill a chicken!? To kill bugs... are they actually going to use laser weapons!?

Chapter 36: This is called a Pest Control Drone? This is more like a [Dragon-Slaying Drone]!

"This Drone developed by the Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory! Can eliminate all pests without using pesticides or any chemical agents... leaving not a single one behind!"

"And the name of this Drone product is—" " [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone!] "

Lin Xian's words... were truly too shocking. The entire livestream exploded!

Pest... Pest Control? Laser Diffusion. Oh my mom... what kind of divine combination is this?

Everyone originally thought... Lin Xian had simply invented a Drone that sprays pesticides... Good heavens! Turns out he went straight for laser weapons!?

For a moment... the livestream chat was flooded with comments—

"What the... did my ears deceive me? Lin Xian actually said he could solve the global problem of keeping vegetables pest-free without using pesticides!? This... these two things are fundamentally contradictory! And... such a complex global problem... he's actually going to solve it with a single Drone!?"

"Oh my god... Lin Xian is truly the GOAT! The eternal god! He really never disappoints us! I was just thinking... as a once-in-a-millennium genius, Lin Xian's thought process and logic are different from us ordinary people! So... every agricultural device he designs and develops... must be a masterpiece in a whole new field."

"Hiss! [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone]... if we understand it literally... this Drone's function is to kill pests! And its method of killing pests isn't the traditional spraying of pesticides... but... it seems to be using lasers to kill pests. Is this... is this theoretically feasible!? Not to mention the lethality of laser weapons... bugs are so small! They fly so fast! Can you really use lasers to guide it accurately!?"

"Using anti-aircraft guns to kill mosquitoes! Hahahaha... I never thought I'd see this joke come to life in reality! Isn't it obvious? Lin Xian is really going to use laser weapons to kill mosquitoes, right!? But then the question arises... I really can't imagine how a laser weapon would kill a mosquito? This is already beyond my scope of understanding..."

"Ahem... turns out... this Drone clearly hasn't escaped the category of [military hardware]! Hahahaha... although I feel like I shouldn't be laughing at a time like this... but look at the United Nations scene, Director Chu Yun's frustrated expression... it's just too funny! Lin Xian... you really don't let Director Chu Yun rest for even a second."

At this very moment. It was just as the netizens said... at the United Nations, Director Chu Yun's face was ashen! He was even a bit confused... Who am I? Why am I here? Why did I have to come? He was clearly starting to doubt his life...

He could be certain now! If he ever had to write an autobiography in the future... then! The thing he would regret most in his life was when he visited Lin Xian a few days ago... [Not reminding him to be more low-key, to be more restrained!] Regret. He regretted it so much his guts turned green.

Just now... when he heard Lin Xian announce the name of this Drone... [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone]... his sharp intuition told him! Big trouble. The development of events had completely exceeded his expectations.

This damn Drone... couldn't it just be a normal Drone? How on earth did it get involved with laser diffusion!?

Sigh... in the end! It's all because of pesticides. Director Chu Yun felt his train of thought becoming a bit unclear... After all... for an old man nearing 70... today's pace was just too intense, too thrilling! He could feel it... this was bound to be a tough battle.

Drones... actually, in the military field, have always been a rather sensitive topic. Various countries claim that they have not militarized Drones and are only using them as reconnaissance aircraft. But...

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