Section 37
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Director Chu Yun's Counterattack
Clear and coherent! 1
Distinct logic! 1
Passionate emotions! 9
Profoundly insightful
Even... the perfect rationality of this explanation...
Actually made countless people believe it was all true! It wasn't made up at all!
In an instant——
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
The entire venue erupted in thunderous applause once again!
That was recognition for the Dragon Country representative!
That was respect for Lin Xian's great spirit and philosophy!
And meanwhile...
In the live stream's bullet chat!
The Dragon Country netizens were so excited that Chinese character bullet comments completely covered the screen—
"Well said, hahahahaha! This reason... for a moment, even as a Dragon Country citizen, I couldn't tell if it was true or fake! The rationality of this reason is just too perfect... there's absolutely no room for rebuttal!"
"Hahahahaha... look at General Mike's face! He looks as miserable as if he'd just eaten shit! I bet... he never expected Director Chu Yun to come up with such a reason! This is completely beyond General Mike's imagination! No... it's even beyond our imagination! Who could have predicted... that Lin Xian actually developed a mecha for mountain farmers?"
"This made-up reason... ah no! This fact! Actually, you can't blame General Mike for being so shocked... because in America, from the East Coast to the West Coast... it's all endless plains. Even American highways are so straight you could sleep on them! That kind of blessed flat terrain... is really something we in Dragon Country are dying of envy for!"
"Ahem... I originally wanted to say that ordinary farmers couldn't afford a mecha... let alone mountain farmers... but! Director Chu Yun was so meticulous that he even wove in agricultural assistance and poverty alleviation! Suddenly it all becomes reasonable! I ask you... if our own country pays for it to buy a batch of mechas for poverty alleviation for mountain farmers... isn't that perfectly reasonable!?"
"Damn... why am I suddenly a bit envious of those mountain farmers? After all... being able to pilot a mecha! That's been every boy's dream since childhood! Excuse me... is it too late to apply for poverty alleviation or volunteer teaching in the mountains? Coach! I want to pilot a mecha!"
...
The cheering bullet comments in the live stream...
The enduring applause in the United Nations hall...
Standing in the midst of it, General Mike... now only felt that human joys and sorrows are not shared!
He thought he had them in checkmate!
He thought he had pushed Dragon Country into a desperate corner!
But...
He didn't expect it!
Dragon Country actually made up such an absurd reason!
It was too unrealistic!
It was complete nonsense!
Any random child could understand one truth—
Mechas! Are for fighting wars!
Only someone with a sick mind would use a mecha to plow fields and transplant rice!
He would absolutely not let Dragon Country succeed!
He would never let Dragon Country sidestep this matter with such an absurd reason!
"Absurd!"
"Absurd!"
General Mike roared, pointing his index finger fiercely at Director Chu Yun:
"This is simply the height of absurdity!"
"Using a mecha to transplant rice on mountains and hills?! How can those words even come out of your mouth? Do you even believe what you're saying yourself!?"
"This is all just an excuse for your Dragon Country! I don't believe for a second that you would really use this mecha to transplant rice. Inside this mecha... there must be all kinds of advanced weapons hidden!"
"If... you still insist that this mecha is for transplanting rice... then show us the evidence to prove it!"
However...
Facing General Mike's roar.
Director Chu Yun remained unfazed.
With a smile on his face, he pointed to the large screen behind Mike:
"What are you so anxious about? Look... isn't Mr. Lin Xian about to give us a practical demonstration?"
Hearing this!
Everyone turned their heads to look at the large screen broadcasting Lin Xian's live stream!
They saw...
Lin Xian had already sat inside the [Rice-transplanting Agricultural Mecha]!
The heavy armor was slowly closing—
Begging for flowers, evaluation votes, and monthly tickets!
Boohoo!
Dear readers, please feed me some!.
Chapter 29 India: What the hell! This thing is meant to hit me, isn't it!?
Just a few minutes ago—
When the netizens in Lin Xian's live stream saw this mecha... their eyes were literally sparkling!
What man could refuse such a scene?
What man's hands wouldn't itch upon seeing a mecha?
Therefore...
Since a moment ago, netizens had been urging Lin Xian to hurry into the [Practical Demonstration Phase]:
"Oh my god, this is the first time I've seen a mecha in real life! It's truly too cool... this metallic texture... this aesthetic of mechanical gears... it's simply every man's dream! Although I can't afford it... just seeing this kind of thing exist in reality makes me incredibly excited!"
"Can... can this thing really move!? No... I'm not saying I doubt Lin Xian's technological level! I'm just shocked... has our technology really reached this stage? I've always thought that mechas and warships were too far away from us... but I didn't expect them to be realized today!"
"Ahem... actually, in terms of technological level alone, humanity certainly hasn't reached the mecha era. But... but Lin Xian's Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory is an anomaly! And Lin Xian is a genius scientist... so, you can probably consider the technology of Fuqiang Agricultural Machinery Factory to be decades ahead of the world! I'm not surprised at all that Lin Xian could build a mecha."
"Wow! Are we really going to see this mecha move in today's live stream? I beg the streamer to quickly demonstrate it for us! Our hormones are already spraying out like fountains! I think we can look forward to the actual operation! After all... with the previous Artificial Rainfall Bomb, Lin Xian actually launched one just for the fans' request... so what's the harm in operating a mecha?"
"Lin Xian spoils his fans so much... he will definitely agree to our request! Ahhhhh... streamer! We've been admiring it for a long time and listening to the talk for a long time! It's time to let us see the practical demonstration phase! This combat mecha... ah no! I mean Agricultural Mecha... since it was designed for transplanting rice, then you can just perform rice transplanting for us."
...
The atmosphere in the streaming room became more and more excited!
Lin Xian naturally understood the reaction of men seeing a mecha.
So...
He had already planned a demonstration phase for everyone.
After finishing the introduction of the mecha's use and design purpose... Lin Xian smiled slightly and looked at the camera, saying:
"Well then... seeing is believing. Whether this Agricultural Mecha can handle the task of farming in mountain and hill regions... let's actually demonstrate it for everyone."
Having said that...
Lin Xian pressed a button.
Creak————
A synchronized sound!
That Agricultural Mecha, like Iron Man's suit, had its modules move simultaneously, directly revealing the Cockpit in the center!
And the size of the Cockpit... was just right for an adult to sit in!
Of course... actually, a minor could too.
Because a feature of this mecha is that it can automatically fit the pilot's body shape:
"This automatic fitting capability is also very much needed in rural areas..."
As Lin Xian sat into the mecha, he seriously explained to everyone:
"Because this mecha is really not cheap, many families might pool their money, or a village collective might purchase it. One mecha will likely be used by many farmers in rotation."
"So... I designed this automatic Cockpit fitting function. No matter what body type a person has... as long as they aren't extremely obese or extremely thin, they can basically pilot it very comfortably."
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