Section 184

The netizens, who had just been laughing together, felt extremely guilty! They apologized one after another:

"Oh my god! In Lin Xian's livestream, he... he's actually really considering building a fish-drying boat! I apologize for my frivolous attitude just now!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... Waaa! I was too shallow just now! What kind of divine streamer is this... he actually takes his fans' requests so seriously! Even... even such an outrageous request, he keeps it in his heart and considers it seriously!"

"I'm so moved... [The people of the whole world took this fisherman's words as a joke, but only Lin Xian really wants to build a fish-drying boat for him!]"

"With such a warm and serious great hero appearing... why should our Dragon Kingdom worry about not being rich and strong! Brothers, wipe your tears and stand up! Let's like this together! Build a fish-drying boat for this fisherman comrade!"

"Build it for him! Build it for him! Build him the world's largest 042 fish-drying boat! Let him become the Fish-Drying King who dominates the entire sea route!"

...

The netizens' passion erupted!

They were moved by Lin Xian's seriousness and gentleness!

At the same time, they were won over by the attitude of the Dragon Kingdom Navy, who seized every opportunity to upgrade equipment and strengthen the maritime Great Wall!

Countless shouts of encouragement!

Countless voices of support!

All for this one [fish-drying boat] that could dominate the whole world!

"Besides drying fish... are there any other requirements?"

Lin Xian asked seriously while thinking.

"Uh..."

The "fisherman comrade" on the other end of the call was somewhat overwhelmed by the attention! He never expected that his extremely outrageous suggestion... would be taken so seriously by Lin Xian!

"Just... being able to dry lots and lots of fish would be great! As long as the boat is big enough! If I have to say something... I hope the sailing speed can be a bit faster! After all, cough cough... our fishing boat carries quite a lot of stuff, and we're always eager to get home! It's best if it can run faster!"

Lin Xian nodded and noted this point down.

Then he continued to ask:

"If it's for drying fish... there will be some corrosiveness to the deck. Do you fishermen have any requirements for the material of the deck?"

The young soldiers on the other end of the call shook their heads hurriedly:

"No... no special requirements! Just normal steel will do!"

"Ah... if I really have to say something, I actually hope the deck of the fish-drying boat... cough cough, [can be a bit flatter]!"

????

This inexplicable request... directly stunned Lin Xian and all the netizens!

The deck of a boat... aren't they all flat?

"How flat?"

The bullet chat asked this question almost at the same time as Lin Xian.

The young man on the other end of the call...

Smiled sheepishly.

He whispered timidly:

"[Just... just as flat as an airport runway...]"

???

Countless netizens instantly spat blood!

Holy crap!

Young man, you're going too far!

Do you want to dry fish or do you want to take off!?

Chapter 115: US Aircraft Carriers Tremble: This is a Fish-Drying Boat? You're Telling Me This is Dried Fish!?

If Director Chu saw what this Navy soldier said right now...

He would definitely spit out the tea in his mouth!

What the hell...

What kind of bold words are these!

This so-called "fisherman comrade"... his previous request for the boat to be larger than an aircraft carrier was already excessive enough!

But he never expected!

Not only did he request that the deck of the [fish-drying boat] be larger than an aircraft carrier... he even hoped the deck would be as flat as an airport runway!

This...

Are you sure this is for legitimate fish drying?

[This is completely laying a runway for fighter jets to take off, right?]

For a moment, all the Dragon Kingdom netizens in the livestream room were in tears and exhausted...

Should they say they pity his misfortune but are angry at his lack of ambition? Or should they say they're frustrated that he's not living up to expectations?

This "fisherman comrade" still wouldn't stop until he shocked everyone!

With his incredibly precise description... he made the knees of the Dragon Kingdom netizens watching the livestream buckle—

"Oh my god! This soldier brother is too honest! This vivid description... his true intentions are as clear as day! Big brother... not only do you want the fish-drying boat to be larger than an aircraft carrier... you even want the deck designed to be as flat as an airport runway... who the hell would believe you're using this thing to dry fish! You damn well just want to let fighter jets take off from the fish-drying boat!"

"Right now... I'm in tears, and I don't know what expression to make, whether to cry or laugh... Before, I still had some doubts about this fisherman comrade's true identity... because what he said also made sense! Isn't it reasonable for deep-sea fishermen to dry fish? But... just now, that sentence about wanting the fish-drying deck to be as flat as an airport runway... just show your cards! Are you Navy or Air Force!"

"Hahaha, I thought Lin Xian was serious enough, actually carefully brainstorming the design of this [aircraft carrier-level fish-drying boat]! But I never expected... this fisherman comrade is even more serious than Lin Xian! Truly a qualified client! Every time he makes a request, it's precise and sharp! It really hits the mark! The fish-drying deck should be as flat as an airport runway... hahaha, I can already see the Fish-20 fighter jets and Fish-10 bombers taking off!"

"Cough cough cough... taking a step back, isn't wanting the deck of a fish-drying boat to be flat a very reasonable request? From a practical perspective... a flat deck can not only hold more fish and dry more fish... it can also fully allow the dried fish to enjoy direct sunlight! Making the dried fish even more delicious and tender—pfft hahaha! Sorry, I really can't make this up anymore!"

"The way this soldier brother seriously makes requests is too cute! It's just hilarious! It's clear... as a Navy soldier, he truly hopes the Dragon Kingdom can have an aircraft carrier that surpasses the US! This urgency... this yearning for the motherland's strength... is taking responsibility for the safety of the people of the whole country! So everyone, be sensible! Don't tear him down here! Cooperate more with the soldier brother's performance!"

...

Netizens were still very loving and understanding toward these soldier brothers guarding the country's gates!

They quickly entered "rumor-refuting mode" and "Director Chu mode"...

And began to whitewash this fisherman comrade in every possible way!

Saying that from the perspective of sunlight... a flat deck can dry more delicious fish...

Saying that from a Michelin three-star perspective... sufficient and uniform sun exposure can better evaporate moisture and maintain the shape...

Saying that from the perspective of fish-drying boat stability... the flatter the deck, the less wind resistance it can withstand.

And so on and so forth...

Blah blah blah!

At this moment, the Navy lad was not alone!

At this moment! All Dragon Kingdom netizens were "Director Chu"! All were talking nonsense with a straight face to defend him!

The [National Bamboozling] had begun!

And at this very moment...

The more than 200 national representatives staying at the United Nations were truly having their eyes opened today!

Good grief!

The President of the United States really left too early!

If he had stayed here a bit longer just now... wouldn't this be a ready-made piece of evidence!?

For a time, the representatives of various countries were talking among themselves:

"I'm the youngest here... so let me say the unpleasant words! I'll just say it straight! Don't you feel... cough cough, that this so-called fisherman comrade might be a Dragon Kingdom Navy soldier in disguise? What he said about wanting a huge fish-drying boat... is actually wanting an aircraft carrier larger than the US ford-class aircraft carrier! This is completely the Dragon Kingdom Navy taking the opportunity to make a request to Lin Xian!"

"...Big brother, if you're sick, go get treated early... could this be any more obvious!? Could there be any other possibility? Do you really think—[Lin Xian would really have a farmer fan?] You guys haven't really forgotten Lin Xian's titles, have you... Emperor of Munitions! Lord of War! Seriously... if you say he could really have a farmer fan! I'll eat this table on the spot!"

"Yeah brother, can you tell me exactly... you've been here all night, you cried when we cried, you laughed when we laughed... what exactly has been on your mind? In what kind of mood did you empathize with us? Does the fact that this so-called fisherman comrade is a Navy soldier in disguise even need thinking? Wasn't it exposed from the start!?"

"Hahaha, as expected, people's IQs are not the same... Brother, after you go back, tell your boss to send someone else to the meetings in the future. Otherwise, I'm really afraid you'll bring back nonsense... and really describe Lin Xian as a folk scientist rooted in the fields! Sigh... otherwise, how could we say you're a small country? To actually send someone like you to the United Nations meeting... maybe you really couldn't find anyone else!"

"It's hard to imagine! The US ford-class aircraft carrier is already so big and invincible... if the Dragon Kingdom can really build an aircraft carrier larger than the Ford-class... the number of carrier-based aircraft, the number of cannons, and the number of black technologies on it would definitely crush the entire world! Seriously... I really don't believe Lin Xian can handle a cosmic-level aircraft carrier by himself! This time... will this man who can always bring us miracles finally fail!?"

...

At this time, Director Chu.

He had already taken a special plane from the airport and was heading home.

After working hard for so long...

He just wanted to close his eyes and rest for a bit... but was immediately woken up by his secretary:

"Director Chu! Director Chu, don't sleep yet! Something big has happened again!"

Director Chu opened his eyes helplessly.

He said with a bit of resentment:

"What's all the fuss... I just closed my eyes, I didn't even have time to fall asleep!"