Section 160
What terrifying bite force this is!
Rhinos, crocodiles, Tyrannosaurus rexes... those legendary ceilings of bite force... are not even fit to carry the shoes of this Mechanical Sheepdog!
In an instant... the entire online livestream chat exploded:
"Oh my god! Is this a dog's tooth? This must be the tooth of an ancient mythical beast! This terrifying bite force... actually managed to bite through such a thick steel pipe. Look at the broken edges of the pipe, shards are everywhere... If this bite landed on a person, they would be crushed instantly! No, no, no... to be precise, it wouldn't even need to bite down directly... even just a graze with its incisors... would probably slice a person in half!"
"What the hell kind of terrifying bite force is this!? With power this great... even the world's largest hydraulic press would have to call it 'Grandpa Dog'! It's hard to imagine... if this Nuclear-Powered Mechanical Sheepdog bit a tank... wouldn't it just tear the tank apart like eating a roasted chicken!? I hereby announce... the world's most powerful anti-tank weapon has been born—a mechanical dog with invincible teeth!"
"This kind of terrifying bite force... is exactly as the guy above said... it could tear all the armor off a tank just by biting it! It would be as easy as eating a chicken leg! And... don't forget, this Nuclear-Powered Mechanical Sheepdog also has a running speed of over 10 times the speed of sound... if this thing were really put on a battlefield... it would be an absolute massacre!"
"Ahem, ahem... those who just doubted this mechanical dog couldn't beat a pack of wolves... stand up and face your death! With these teeth... let alone a pack of wolves! Even if a whole tank battalion came, it could tear them all to shreds! Those scrawny little wolves on the prairie... do you think they'd even be enough to pick our 'Grandpa Dog's' teeth!? Hahahaha... haven't you seen General Mike's pale expression right now... I bet he's already imagining some terrifying scenarios in his head!"
"A running speed far exceeding Mach 10... infinite energy from a nuclear battery... invincible bite force that can snap a thick solid steel pipe! Hiss... such a terrifying mechanical dog... it's simply a [Battlefield Meat Grinder]! A few days ago, the news reported that... in half a month, the [2023 International Military Competition] will be held, and the Dragon Kingdom is going to send special forces to participate! In my opinion... hurry up and call to ask if they can bring a dog!"
It was too shocking... too astonishing.
No one had ever imagined... that a Mechanical Sheepdog designed for herding sheep... could have a bite force so terrifying to this extent!
What kind of black technology are those alloy teeth anyway?
It's simply the hardest material in the world! It seems chemistry textbooks will have to be rewritten!
And at this moment... Director Chu Yun really didn't dare to lift his head. He only dared to keep his head down and drink tea, drink tea, drink tea...
Praying in his heart—do not make eye contact with General Mike! Do not make eye contact with General Mike! Do not make eye contact with General Mike!
Because... he would really feel guilty.
This Mechanical Sheepdog... if it were just purely strong bite force and sharp teeth, that would be one thing... at worst he could just explain it away by saying, "It's a [dog-shaped hydraulic press]," right?
But! It just had to be nuclear-powered! Endless energy! It just had to be able to run at an exaggerated speed of Mach 10!
Once these three things are combined... there is simply no way to explain what this thing actually is!
A sheepdog? For herding sheep? For going head-to-head with a pack of wolves? Truly, not even a dog would believe that.
This is completely a [War Machine]! A [Battlefield Meat Grinder]!
Just as the netizens said... if they could really bring this Mechanical Sheepdog to participate in the [2023 International Military Competition] in half a month... then the soldiers of the Dragon Kingdom's special forces could just go AFK from the start!
They wouldn't even need to leave the camp! Whether it's the FBI, the CIA, or the Navy SEALs... even if they mobilized all their personnel, ten thousand people! They would still be no match for this one mechanical dog made by Lin Xian!
Without exaggeration... in the [2023 International Military Competition]... this one mechanical dog could take on the world's armies single-handedly.
"Ahem..." Because he was feeling guilty, he drank his tea too fast. Director Chu Yun accidentally choked on it... but he suppressed his cough, trying to keep his voice as quiet as possible!
Damn it... General Mike must not question him! No one could explain this, and he couldn't just keep making things up!
He couldn't just say something like... "Herdsmen also need hydraulic presses in their daily lives, so it's reasonable for a mechanical dog to have such a strong bite force," right!?
That would be treating the whole world like fools! You could understand needing a jack in daily life... but what the hell is a hydraulic press for!? Is everyone a master punch press operator!?
But... thank goodness, thank goodness. General Mike was currently pale, with his mouth wide open, lost in his own terrifying fantasies of battlefield scenes... temporarily petrified, with no time to pay attention to Director Chu Yun. Only then did Director Chu Yun breathe a sigh of relief...
Alright! Hurry up and use this precious time to think of excuses and make up reasons!
He almost put his hands together, looking at Lin Xian interacting with netizens on the big screen, praying with tears in his heart:
"Lin Xian... please, you must restrain yourself a little! Give me a way to survive!"
"There are so many directors in the entire Dragon Kingdom... you can't just keep picking on me to torture!"
"Finish delivering the last gift to the fishermen today and get off work... don't work overtime anymore! If there really is a next livestream... and the United Nations wants to hold another meeting... I'll invite [Director Zhang of the Strategic Deception Bureau] for you! Let him explain, debunk, and make things up for you!"
"There are specialties in every trade, and expertise comes with time... when it comes to bluffing people, it's better to let the professional big bluffers handle it!"
However... the Mechanical Sheepdog could not hear Director Chu Yun's inner thoughts. It continued to destroy the solid steel pipe according to Lin Xian's command...
It raised its paw! The sharp claws reflected the eerie blue moonlight... a murderous atmosphere suddenly descended!
As the Mechanical Sheepdog swung its paw down! Swish————a ghostly light flashed through the air!
The solid steel pipe lying on the ground! It was as if it was being "sliced like noodles"—the steel pipe, originally as thick as an adult's arm... was actually sliced directly into 5 steel bars.
The smoothness of the cut... was as if cutting tofu with a nano-blade! One couldn't feel even a hint of hesitation! The cut surface was like a mirror! Extremely smooth!
This scene left the netizens, who hadn't even had time to react... once again plunged into extreme shock and existential doubt.
Sharp... too sharp.
This mechanical dog... not only possesses the strongest bite force on Earth... but also possesses the cutting power to slice a tank into noodles!
As a dog, it might be a bit excessive... but as an anti-tank weapon, as a piece of military hardware—it is simply a perfect existence!
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