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Section 57

"In the field of chemical experiments... there is a famous saying—'Ignoring dosage when discussing toxicity is just hooliganism!' I believe everyone here understands the meaning of this sentence... so I won't explain it further."

"Well, this sentence is actually applicable to our situation today—'Ignoring the actual lethality of a weapon when discussing its nature as a weapon is also just hooliganism!'"

"The Drone manufactured by Lin Xian... did indeed kill millions of mosquitoes, that is true. But... it just killed millions of mosquitoes! What is there to be surprised about?"

"In fact, in that rice field, if you take an electric mosquito swatter that costs a dozen yuan, you can just wave it around and instantly kill hundreds of mosquitoes. If you wave it a few more times, tens of thousands of mosquitoes would be electrocuted! So..."

"'Can you say that an electric mosquito swatter... is also a weapon of mass destruction!?'"

"'Obviously... everyone would not think so, because the power of an electric mosquito swatter can only be used to kill mosquitoes. So... what is there to be afraid of regarding a Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone whose power can only be used to kill mosquitoes, and can even leave the mosquito's body intact?'"

Brilliant... absolutely brilliant. The entire live stream was stunned.

At this moment... I don't know how many Chinese netizens watching the live stream were moved to tears and knelt down!

One sentence turned the tide!

It instantly lowered the danger level of the Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone from a weapon of mass destruction... to the level of an electric mosquito swatter!

Director Chu Yun... is truly the GOAT. I'm kneeling.

Chapter 40: Say that again, you f*cker, that this is an [electric mosquito swatter]!?

"'Can you say that an electric mosquito swatter... is also a weapon of mass destruction!?'"

"'Obviously... everyone would not think so, because the power of an electric mosquito swatter can only be used to kill mosquitoes. So... what is there to be afraid of regarding a Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone whose power can only be used to kill mosquitoes, and can even leave the mosquito's body intact?'"

Boom! Boom! Boom! The Chinese netizens in the live stream... were directly exploding with excitement!

Too... too perfect! The rebuttal reason given by Director Chu Yun... is simply too perfect.

It instantly avoided the important and dwelled on the trivial... shifting the focus!

Electric mosquito swatter... this thing that every household has, is actually essentially the same as the Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone... both possess absolute mosquito-killing ability!

Many people have used this thing... As long as you wave it at a flying mosquito—once the mosquito touches the electric grid—it's straight crackle-pop and the smell of barbecue!

It instantly kills the mosquito! If you take an electric mosquito swatter to a puddle, a restroom, or places where mosquitoes are dense... you can really enjoy the pleasure of playing "Musou" (hack-and-slash) to kill monsters!

One swing down! Lightning and sparks all the way! If you are lucky... a "thousand-mosquito kill" is not out of the question!

But just as Director Chu Yun just said... there is absolutely no one in this world who would treat an [electric mosquito swatter] as a weapon of mass destruction, right?

If an electric mosquito swatter can be treated as a weapon of mass destruction... then [electric mosquito coils]! They must be biochemical weapons.

Thinking of this... the barrage in the live stream instantly became joyous:

"Hahahaha... Director Chu Yun is truly worthy of the name! This time... he didn't let us down and perfectly solved the problem! Furthermore... this explanation is just too perfect! It didn't give the US any room to refute! And... it really turned the tide in one sentence! It not only threw the problem back to the US... but even completely grasped the initiative and the high ground."

"I think what Director Chu Yun said is very reasonable and very persuasive... absolutely correct! What is the difference between what the Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone does... and an [electric mosquito swatter]? It's just killing bugs a bit faster... why is the US making such a fuss? What is there to be afraid of? Could it be... that Americans are worried about being swatted to death by an electric mosquito swatter?"

"Exactly! No way... no way! There really isn't anyone who thinks an electric mosquito swatter is a weapon of mass destruction, right!? The Pest Control Drone manufactured by Lin Xian... actually only has this much power, just enough to kill some mosquitoes, crickets, pests, and the like... in my opinion, the power isn't even as good as an electric mosquito swatter!"

"Now it's our turn, US Representative! Please tell us loudly... is an electric mosquito swatter! Really a weapon of mass destruction! Hahahaha... look at General Mike's expression... the veins on his head are about to pop out! How many times has this similar plot happened now? But... but I just never get tired of watching it!"

"In fact... the [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone] manufactured by Lin Xian, in terms of lethality to mosquitoes... is not even as great as an electric mosquito swatter! When an electric mosquito swatter touches a mosquito, it goes crackle-pop... and there's a smell of barbecue! But the mosquitoes shot by the laser... can actually leave a complete corpse! This kind of laser power... if it hits a person, it might not even leave a small red dot."

Director Chu Yun watched the barrage being sent rapidly by netizens... and instantly found a lot of inspiration! When he spoke just now... the logic was indeed not clear enough, because he was in a hurry!

So... now that he had organized his thoughts, Director Chu Yun no longer faced General Mike... but turned around. Facing the representatives of all 200+ countries present, he said seriously:

"Just now... when Mr. Lin Xian took everyone to look at the mosquito corpses, you all saw it, right? The laser, which is the thickness of a hair... actually has very little power, just enough to kill a mosquito, and even... this bit of destructive power doesn't leave a mark on the corpse! It even left the mosquito with a complete body!"

"Therefore, we can conclude! Although eliminating millions of mosquitoes at the same time... is quite scary in terms of quantity, in terms of individual lethality... the power of the laser is simply not worth mentioning!"

"I believe... many people have used products like the [electric mosquito swatter], right? Mosquitoes electrocuted by an electric mosquito swatter... are basically all charred, smell like barbecue, and you can't tell what they originally looked like at all! Comparing it like this... it's really not hard to find—"

"'The power of the laser on this Drone of Lin Xian... isn't even as strong as an electric mosquito swatter! So... what is there to be afraid of regarding this Drone that can barely just kill mosquitoes? A laser with this little power hitting a person... might not even be felt at all! At most, you'd just feel a little itchy!'"

Director Chu Yun spoke more and more easily. The more he spoke, the more inspiration he had! Finally, he summarized directly:

"Therefore... our side firmly opposes the claim made by the US that the [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone] belongs to the category of weapons of mass destruction! Unless... unless the US can first admit that electric mosquito swatters and electric mosquito coils... also belong to the category of weapons of mass destruction!"

Pfft! Hahahaha, the humorous words of Director Chu Yun... made the representatives of various countries at the venue couldn't help but burst into laughter—

"Hahahaha! Director Chu Yun's argument is really too humorous! However... this actually explains the issue of the Drone's lethality quite vividly... I think, perhaps we really thought too much... does the energy of a laser that can kill a mosquito... necessarily mean it can kill a human? Actually, I don't think so... after all, I've also been shocked by an electric mosquito swatter, and I didn't feel anything at all."

"Whew... I'm really relieved. Actually, I was really scared by the claim of a weapon of mass destruction put forward by the US... but after the Chinese representative said this, I feel it was indeed some alarmist talk. I think what Director Chu Yun said is very reasonable... the Drone developed by Lin Xian just killed a lot of mosquitoes... what exactly are we afraid of? Who among us hasn't killed a lot of mosquitoes?"

"Hahahaha... to actually say that... electric mosquito coils and electric mosquito swatters are both weapons of mass destruction... this really made me laugh. I think we may have really misunderstood Lin Xian... if we don't look at it with tinted glasses... why can't we simply accept this Laser Diffusion Drone... as being developed purely for eliminating pests?"

"Hahahaha... believe it if you want! Anyway, I think... the Chinese representative has once again made something up to muddle through! Seriously... heaven knows how much lethality this [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone] by Lin Xian really has! What if it can be adjusted in the backend? Actually... the kind of scenario the US Representative is worried about, where one Drone annihilates a city... it's not impossible for it to appear, it's just that there's no way to verify it."

"Regardless of the truth of the matter... in short, today's debate surrounding the Drone... was really too brilliant! Originally, China was in a situation where it was bound to lose... but it was turned around in a desperate situation by a single sentence from Director Chu Yun! The wisdom of the Chinese... really cannot be underestimated."

The laughter filling the hall... caused General Mike unprecedented humiliation.

But... but! He never expected that Director Chu Yun would actually come up with a perfect reason—'The lethality of the Drone is insufficient! It can only kill mosquitoes... it cannot cause harm to the human body!'

This... this argument is simply too shameless. Because it's fundamentally impossible to prove! After all... after all, this Drone is not at the United Nations site... as long as China insists that this thing is harmless to the human body, and that the laser hitting a person would only tickle... then the US has absolutely no way to deal with it! It's too shameless...

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