Section 82

The Dragon Kingdom's netizens were also very concerned... exactly who had bought the only three [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drones] in the world!

But...

Deep down, they were certain.

The buyer's identity... would undoubtedly be a national official institution.

For no other reason...

Than that the speed of the flash sale purchase was simply too fast!

It was absolutely impossible for a normal phone or a normal network to achieve!

Netizens estimated...

That at this moment, supercomputers across the country must be running at full power, with their CPUs practically smoking!

And the purpose of doing so... as ridiculous as it sounds! Was just to snag goods in a livestream!

It had to be said...

The internet truly is too wonderful.

Therefore...

Everyone was frantically checking the purchase records, wanting to see who the lucky winner was!

At this moment, at the United Nations conference site...

General Mike, the Secretary of Defense of the United States, was also repeatedly urging the United Nations staff... pressing them to quickly release the buyer's account information!

"We're looking, we're looking, Mr. Mike! Please stop rushing us!"

That United Nations information staffer... was truly getting a massive headache from the pressure!

Lin Xian's livestream was simply too popular...

With so many people squeezed into one livestream room...

Watching it from within the Dragon Kingdom was already incredibly laggy! Let alone a cross-border connection like this!

"Found it! Found the purchase record!"

As the information staffer's shout rang out—

The entire United Nations conference site,

All the conference representatives from over 200 countries,

And... worldwide! Billions of people following this event... all turned their eyes to the big screen of the United Nations!

On it!

Was displayed the buyer of these three Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drones—

At this moment...

Everyone couldn't help but gasp!

General Mike's guess was correct.

The buyer was indeed an official account from the Dragon Kingdom, and it even carried the platform's official verification!

Just as General Mike was exulting,

Thinking he could finally catch the Dragon Kingdom's official authorities red-handed!

He tragically discovered...

That the name of this Dragon Kingdom official account was actually—

[Dragon Kingdom Agriculture]!

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In an instant.

General Mike froze on the spot...

As if turned to stone.

He had many things he wanted to say... but... he didn't know what to say...

It seemed.

Something was wrong?

But he couldn't quite put into words what that feeling was!

What exactly was it?

...

However, at the same time!

On the Dragon Kingdom's internet... wild laughter had already swept through the entire web!

Everyone was amused by this ridiculous scene and General Mike's expression—

"Pfft—Hahahaha oh my god... Tonight, I've used up all the laughter of my entire life! Maybe... I'll never be able to laugh again for the rest of my life!? This... this kind of entertainment effect is just too funny, it's literally more interesting than those comedy streamers who use scripts. I really never expected... the buyer of this agricultural Drone... would actually be the official account of the Dragon Kingdom Agriculture Department."

"Hahahaha... look at General Mike's expression... it's truly indescribable... I feel like in just these few short seconds, his expression went through joy, ecstasy, madness, confusion, sorrow, shock... this performance must be included in the 'Beijing Film Academy Textbooks'! Hahahaha... forget the textbooks... I think he could even win an Oscar this year!"

"Honestly... I totally understand the change in General Mike's expression... At first, when I saw the words 'Dragon Kingdom' in front of the account name... my heart skipped a beat! When I saw the official verification... my heart almost stopped! I was even starting to worry... that it must be another official military institution or some military region that bought it! But after I saw the full name of the officially verified account... I'm literally dying of laughter."

"Same here, same here... when I saw it was an official verified account, I was really spooked... because after that Agricultural Mecha blunder... if the Dragon Kingdom used a military region's official account to buy it now... it would be like openly admitting they were dealing in arms! But... hahaha, looking at the actual result... with such a powerful think tank in our country, our worries were truly unnecessary!"

"Hahaha... [You don't really believe the Dragon Kingdom Agriculture Department bought these Laser Diffusion Drones for their own use, do you? This... this is obviously a proxy purchase!] Hahahahaha... do you understand 'proxy purchase'? Director Chu Yun must have given the order... forbidding these military regions from joining the rush to buy goods and causing trouble... but what military region general could resist such a temptation? So they thought of the trick of [letting the Agriculture Department buy it for them]!"

...

It was truly a case of... a single word waking someone from a dream!

It had to be said.

The intuition of the Dragon Kingdom's netizens was very strong, and their analytical skills were top-notch!

Actually...

The real situation was exactly as the netizens had guessed!

Chu Yun, being the Director of National Defense and the teacher and former leader of so many military region generals...

Since he had ordered a ban on any military region, or even any institution associated with the military, from participating in the flash sale activities in Lin Xian's livestream...

Naturally, no one dared to disobey.

An order is an order!

A soldier's duty is to obey orders!

But...

But,

That [Pest Control Laser Diffusion Drone], which could completely serve as an assault weapon—stealthy, lethal, with invincible controllability, and capable of instantly killing millions of targets...

Who wouldn't be dazed after seeing that!

Forget about a soldier...

Even an ordinary tech geek would be willing to go bankrupt to buy it!

It's cool, handsome, and powerful!

No military region general could refuse it.

But with Director Chu Yun's ban in place... prohibiting military regions and military-related institutions from participating in the purchase.

Then...

They just needed to use their brains a little,

And exploit a [BUG], right!?

As the saying goes...

Trees are fixed, but people are flexible! Surely we won't let ourselves be stumped by this!?

Consequently...

These "idle institutions" that the military usually ignored...

Their office phones were ringing off the hook at this moment.

They were all being frantically buttered up by the generals of various military regions—

"Hello? Department of Forestry? Oh, it's me, Little Lu! I'm the [Dragon Kingdom Army]! Oh, big brother, you're joking... You're the big brother here! Your little brother has a favor to ask... could you go to Lin Xian's livestream and snap up those three Laser Diffusion Drones for me? I'm begging you, begging you!"

"Is this my dear brother from the Fisheries Department? What? Did I take the wrong medicine today? Oh... look at what you're saying, how annoying, no no... I've always been like this! May I ask... could you use your account to help me snag a few Drones that are about to be listed in Lin Xian's livestream? Don't worry! We'll do anything you ask!"

"Big brother from the Agriculture Department... haha, do you recognize who I am? Oh... I'm your best buddy... the [Dragon Kingdom Air Force]! Oh, it's nothing big... buddy, do me a favor! Go to Lin Xian's livestream and camp out for those three Drones for me! Don't worry... I've already coordinated with the Tianhe-2 supercomputer side... we just need your account and password!"

"Ahem... Academy of Agricultural Sciences? What? You guys are also watching Lin Xian's livestream... Ahahaha... as expected of intellectuals! Your brains are so sharp! You guessed the purpose of my call right away... That's right, big brother! That's exactly what your little brothers were thinking! Don't worry... whether we get them or not... from now on, our [Dragon Kingdom Special Operations Brigade] will be your most loyal little brothers! If you want us to harvest yams, we'll harvest yams; if you want us to plow the fields, we'll plow the fields! We'll definitely be obedient!"