Section 95

It caused the entire United Nations conference hall to erupt in laughter!

Meanwhile, in the online livestream chat... the netizens from Dragon Country, who had been incredibly nervous... truly burst out laughing when they saw this scene:

"Hahahaha, Director Chu Yun... Director Chu Yun is simply too funny! Oh my god... How can there be such a cute Director of National Defense in this world? Listen to what he just said... It was clearly tactical drinking to stall for time... and yet he said it so seriously and solemnly... 'I just simply like to drink water...' Hahahaha! I'm dying of laughter!"

"Same here! This time... I really peed myself laughing! At this moment... I actually feel a bit of sympathy for the Director of National Defense from America... Hahaha... He is simply being ruthlessly crushed by Director Chu Yun in terms of IQ and strategy! Tonight... he has been toyed with by Director Chu Yun countless times! And... he has never once gained the upper hand! Hahahaha... It's just too pathetic!"

"Hiss... I have to say, General Mike is truly worthy of being called the Eagle of America... His eyes are quite sharp! He actually... actually, hahahaha... actually noticed that Director Chu Yun had already finished a whole thermos of water! So meticulous! So observant! I'm dying of laughter! But honestly... Director Chu Yun really has it hard... If it weren't strictly to stall for time... do you think he wants to drink a whole thermos of water!?"

"Hehehe... fellow netizens and comrades... I can only say, your thinking is still too naive... Do you think Director Chu Yun is just bored and has nothing better to do than to retort to General Mike like this? Here... I have to admire Director Chu Yun's wisdom! Let me tell you... [The reason Director Chu Yun retorted to General Mike so mischievously and deliberately caused the whole venue to erupt in laughter... was simply to stall for time! The goal was to buy himself a little more time to think!]"

"Holy crap, now that you mention it... it really seems to be the case. Just now... General Mike had clearly pushed Director Chu Yun into a corner, forcing him to answer immediately! But now... Director Chu Yun cleverly steered the topic away and caused the whole venue to erupt in laughter again... By the time things calm down again... this will have bought Director Chu Yun at least 2 minutes of thinking time."

That's right...

The clever netizens of Dragon Country had indeed guessed correctly.

Given Director Chu Yun's steady personality...

how could he possibly have the leisure and elegance... to play such boring and uninteresting jokes with General Mike?

He was truly pushed to the limit just now...

and that was why he resorted to this desperate measure!

However...

everything was perfect.

The uproarious laughter and discussions throughout the venue... lasted for a full 2 minutes before quieting down.

In these precious 2 minutes...

Director Chu Yun was not idle.

His brain cells were working at high speed... fabricating at the speed of light... looking for a reasonable, legal, and justifiable reason... to clear Lin Xian's name!

Must think of it...

Must think of it!

Must protect Lin Xian...

Must! Let Lin Xian escape the charge of crimes against humanity!

Absolutely...

absolutely must not admit that it is a [Genetic Weapon]!

Time... ticked by second by second...

Finally!

Before the surrounding laughter completely died down—

Whoosh...

Director Chu Yun slowly opened his eyes...

His face once again overflowed with that familiar, relaxed smile.

He...

[Successfully thought of a reason to explain! Successfully fabricated an outrageous yet reasonable excuse!]

On the other side of the stage.

General Mike, having been toyed with again... was so angry his face turned red.

He waved at the audience and shouted:

"Everyone quiet, everyone quiet!"

"We are here now... to listen to Dragon Country explain the matter of the [Genetic Weapon]."

After saying this...

he turned around...

and glared viciously at Director Chu Yun! He roared with all his might:

"Director Chu Yun! You must answer our question immediately—"

"The whole world strictly prohibits research on genetically modified humans... But why! You are knowingly breaking the law! How dare you, right under the eyes of the whole world... openly research and sell Genetic Weapon!"

"Lin Xian's livestream video has already explained it clearly... The people of the whole world are witnesses! So... if you still choose to remain silent and not answer, or even continue your tactical drinking... we will consider you to be defaulting to this fact! We will proceed directly to the trial of Dragon Country and Lin Xian for crimes against humanity!"

General Mike was full of confidence!

He gritted his teeth... swearing in his heart that this time... he would definitely take down Director Chu Yun, Lin Xian, and even Dragon Country.

However...

in the end, he was still a step too slow...

The Director Chu Yun on the other side was not the same as before... He was no longer the Director Chu Yun who had no ideas just a moment ago!

The current Director Chu Yun...

using the time he had just stalled for... had already thought of a counter-strategy!

He saw him slowly lift his head.

Looking at him with that smile that all the people of Dragon Country were familiar with, and at the same time... a smile that made General Mike most fearful... he said with a smile:

"Mr. Mike, the reason I didn't answer you immediately just now... was actually not because I wanted to stall for time or anything. I just felt... [Does such an extremely childish question... really need me to answer it?]"

"Mr. Mike... you, as the Director of National Defense of America, the Eagle of America... do you not even have the slightest ability to make an independent judgment?"

"Seriously... you are not a three-year-old child anymore, you should be past the age where you believe whatever you see or hear, right?"

Director Chu Yun hadn't finished speaking yet.

General Mike rudely interrupted him:

"Mr. Director Chu Yun! Don't say such nonsensical things! Hurry up and answer our question directly."

"And... what does this have to do with whether I believe it or not? I haven't said a single word! It was all introduced by Lin Xian in the livestream footage! The third product tonight... is named [Agricultural Genetic Serum]! [Genetic Potion]! [Genetic]! Do I need to repeat it again?"

"Under existing international conventions and bans... Lin Xian's act of developing genetic modification agents... is illegal! This is indisputable."

However...

General Mike's words did not affect Director Chu Yun's smile.

He still said confidently and calmly:

"Alright then... since you are still so obsessed... then I will play a few childish question-and-answer games with you. Next... Mr. Mike! Please answer my following questions seriously!"

After saying this...

Director Chu Yun straightened his back, raised his voice, and asked quickly:

"May I ask, Mr. Mike— [Is there a wife in a Wife Cake!?]"

"Are you talking nonsense!? Of course not!" General Mike answered impatiently.

"[Then let's continue! Is there fish in Fish-Fragrant Shredded Pork!?]"

"Do you think I haven't eaten Chinese food!?" General Mike laughed proudly and answered immediately:

"Of course there is no fish in Fish-Fragrant Shredded Pork!"

Director Chu Yun smiled.

Very good...

He had already fallen into his trap!

Since the other party had eaten Chinese food... that was even better!

Immediately... he asked with even faster speed:

"[Is there really a couple's lungs in Couple's Lung Slices!?]"

"Of course not!"

"[Is there really a lion in Braised Lion's Head!?]"

"Nonsense! Do you think that's possible?"

"[Does Buddha Jumps Over the Wall have anything to do with Buddha!?]"