Section 32

Director of the National Defense Bureau of Dragon Country, Director Chu Yun, was not intimidated by his aura in the slightest.

He maintained his elegance and composure, smiling as he said:

"It is [Dark Green]."

The entire room fell silent!

However—the next second!

The entire venue erupted into hysterical laughter:

"Pfft, hahahahaha! I laughed so hard I spit out my saliva... Hahahaha! A killer move! That's absolutely a killer move! It's too brilliant! The Dragon Country representative used the most direct, straightforward, and thorough method of denial... telling the whole world directly—this isn't Military Green, it's Dark Green!"

"Brilliant... absolutely brilliant, hahahaha... I laughed my false teeth right onto the floor! Now... I finally understand! The debate between America and Dragon Country right now... is just like children arguing! [America keeps trying to associate Lin Xian's product with weaponry... but Dragon Country refuses to admit any connection to the word 'military'! Even if it's just a color!]"

"Exactly, exactly! Hiss... as expected of the Director of National Defense of Dragon Country! Director Chu Yun's adaptability and clear train of thought are just... why didn't I think of such a brilliant move!? If Director Chu Yun had just defaulted to the fact that the Agricultural Mecha was Military Green... wouldn't that have been tantamount to implicitly admitting it was a military paint job!?"

"Brilliant! Simply brilliant! Hahahaha... Director Chu Yun is so rigorous... Dragon Country refuses to acknowledge anything related to the word 'military'! Hey, they're just playing! Even if the color is exactly the same as a tank's paint job... one is Military Green, and one is Dark Green! They are unrelated!"

"My God... I didn't even realize just now... that there was a trap set by America in that sentence! If Dragon Country had accidentally admitted to the fact of it being Military Green... it would have been equivalent to giving America the most serious leverage! But now... Director Chu Yun has nonchalantly avoided this trap... and perfectly denied the fact of it being Military Green!"

It wasn't just the United Nations venue that erupted in laughter...

even the Dragon Country netizens in the online live stream... were posting comments expressing shock and excitement!

The screen was filled with 6666666...

filled with thumbs-up emojis...

filled with relief and utter admiration!

As expected of the Director of National Defense of Dragon Country... as expected of Director Chu Yun.

However...

General Mike of America would absolutely not let it go!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

He slammed the big screen again!

Furious, his blood pressure soaring!

He roared with an even louder voice:

"Fuck! Don't give me that bullshit about what color it is, whether it's [Military Green] or [Dark Green]... is there any difference between these two colors at all!?"

"Is it necessary to distinguish between these two colors so clearly!? Aren't they exactly the same!?"

However...

facing General Mike's roar, Director Chu Yun still shook his head with a smile:

"Of course they are different."

"We also admit that [Military Green] is indeed a paint job used on military weapons and equipment; this is a consensus worldwide."

"But [Dark Green]... this is a color rich in environmental protection concepts, and in our country—"

"[Dark Green is often widely used in the field of agricultural machinery... such as tractors, harvesters, and... the paint job for Agricultural Mecha.]"

Click...

General Mike's vision blurred!

He felt...

like a blood vessel in his forehead had burst from anger!

What the...

how could he explain such an outrageous thing so calmly?

Tractors, harvesters, Agricultural Mecha...

didn't something strange get mixed in there!?

Are these three things even on the same level!?

This...

this is just too much fabrication!

Chapter 26 Director Chu Yun Tears Up: How Am I Supposed To Make This Up

"But [Dark Green]... this is a color rich in environmental protection concepts, and in our country—"

"[Dark Green is often widely used in the field of agricultural machinery... such as tractors, harvesters, and... the paint job for Agricultural Mecha.]"

Director Chu Yun's words were resonant!

He was simply serious, solemn, and earnest!

But at this moment...

the Dragon Country netizens in the online live stream were truly filling the screen with 'hahaha', laughing until their stomachs hurt:

"Dark Green is widely used in the field of agricultural machinery... such as tractors, harvesters, and Agricultural Mecha, etc... Pfft, hahahahaha! How can such outrageous words be spoken so calmly? Tractors, harvesters, Agricultural Mecha... something strange clearly got mixed in there! The style is completely different!"

"Hiss... as expected of Director Chu Yun! Look at his serious expression, as if he's really popularizing the current state of Dragon Country agriculture to foreigners... but... hahahaha, only we, the people of Dragon Country, know! This isn't popularizing science... it's just absurd! What virtue or ability do tractors and harvesters have... to be mentioned in the same breath as combat mecha—oops, I mean Agricultural Mecha!"

"Look at General Mike of America! He's truly clenching his fists in impotent rage, hahahaha... We don't admit this is Military Green; this is Dark Green for agricultural use! What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do? Director Chu Yun's words are reasonable and well-grounded... Dark Green is naturally a protective color anyway! It's both eco-friendly and easy on the eyes!"

"Yeah, yeah... what Military Green or whatever... we ordinary folks never even come into contact with that (doge face)! But Dark Green... isn't that a very common color in daily life? In our city, dump trucks are painted Dark Green for environmental protection and aesthetics... So... America, what exactly are you nervous about? I completely don't understand (doge face)!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes... that's right! Most of our country's agricultural machinery is Dark Green... Yup! That's just how it is, believe it or not! So... as a common piece of agricultural equipment, painting the [Rice-transplanting Agricultural Mecha] in agricultural Dark Green... isn't that a very reasonable thing!?"

The entire Dragon Country internet was celebrating!

Even though...

everyone knew that Director Chu Yun's explanation was completely made up...

but have there been few reasons made up tonight?

Regardless of the actual facts...

as long as it can convince America and the world in terms of rationality and logic, that's enough!

At worst...

at worst, starting tomorrow!

The state can just issue an official red-headed document...

requiring all agricultural machinery to adopt Dark Green paint!

For the power of the state...

this is just a trivial matter!

At the United Nations conference room...

the representatives of various countries in the audience were also lowering their heads, their bodies trembling, suppressing their laughter...

not daring to laugh too loudly!

In this world...

General Mike, known as the Eagle of America who has never lost a battle...

has never been so disheveled!

He has never lost a single battle...

but now!

He has lost all face in front of the wisdom of the Dragon Country people!

Satisfying!

It's just so satisfying!

These small countries in the audience...

have often been bullied and insulted by America in the past...

now that they see their big brother Dragon Country venting their anger for them...

if it weren't for concerns about international repercussions...

they would probably have jumped up and applauded.

And on stage...

on General Mike's side.

After all, as a Director of National Defense, a general who climbed up step by step on the battlefield...

his insights, experience, and level of composure were far superior to the Vice President of the United States who had just been foaming at the mouth.

The Vice President was just a civil servant, a professional politician, which is why he passed out from anger during the repeated debate failures.