103: D+ Breast Augmentation Surgery

The little White-Haired Loli extended her two fair and tender little paws, clutching at the air a few times, and said indignantly, "'C-' isn't that flat! Why doesn't Her Majesty have any feelings for you at all?"

Hearing this, You Xiaoqian subconsciously covered her chest with both hands and said somewhat dejectedly, "Master of the Prefecture, BOSS likes the type with fair skin, beautiful faces, and long legs." After saying this, she took a step back, filled with a sense of defeat.

"Oh ho ho, so that's how it is." The White-Haired Loli suddenly realized, pulling out a folding fan to cover her face. A funny monkey was painted on the fan.

While laughing, she said teasingly, "Then how about I, the Master of the Prefecture, help massage your breasts? After all, we're both girls, so you won't be losing out."

"And maybe after my kneading, your chest will become larger and fuller, thereby winning Her Majesty's favor." The White-Haired Loli blinked slyly, wearing an expression of being determined to succeed.

The White-Haired Loli was just that silver-tongued, managing to speak of "breast massaging" with such righteous dignity that even a ghost couldn't refute it.

But this hit You Xiaoqian right where it hurt. For some reason, You Xiaoqian particularly longed for a full "chest."

And winning BOSS's favor held a massive temptation for her.

After a brief hesitation, You Xiaoqian stepped forward like a frost-bitten eggplant, dropping her arms with an air of resigned acceptance. "Fine, fine! Anyway, the Master of the Prefecture is also a kawaii girl. If it were a man, even if you killed me, your Subordinate would never agree!"

"Hehehehehe..."

The White-Haired Loli didn't waste any words, her pair of little demon claws pouncing like a hungry tiger to knead You Xiaoqian's "big steamed buns."

"Wuwuwu, this feel is simply amazing!"

Even through several layers of clothing, that incredible softness could be felt, as if touching a light and airy cloud.

There was also the faint body fragrance permeating through the shirt, and a dreamily subtle citrus scent lingered around her nose.

"Soft, chewy, fragrant, and sweet..."

[Whew, it seems like it's not satisfying enough yet. How about...]

"Master of the Prefecture, what is the meaning of this!"

You Xiaoqian cried out in alarm, like a startled fawn, quickly slapping away the demon claw that was trying to lift her clothes, her face filled with shame and indignation.

"Don't be so... excessive, otherwise I... would rather not have breast enhancement!"

[Eh! Didn't I just squeeze a hundred times? What a stingy female ghost!!!]

The White-Haired Loli suppressed the heat in her heart, obediently retracted her little hands, scratched her head, and said in a sweet voice, "We're all girls, why care so much!"

"Maybe in the future, we'll both be in Her Majesty's harem, and I, the Master of the Prefecture, might even have to help lift your buttocks!"

"As if I wouldn't care! Who needs you to lift their buttocks?" You Xiaoqian grumbled while straightening her shirt.

[Argh... My head must have been caught in a door. How could I trust the words of this pervy loli?]

The White-Haired Loli giggled, her eyes darting around, seemingly hatching another wicked idea.

"However, relying on massage alone is far from enough," she said mysteriously.

"I have some secret recipes here that can give you a helping hand."

"Why would you be so kind?"

"Aiyayayayayaya... As long as Xiaoqian can win BOSS's favor and whisper some pillow talk later, BOSS might stop locking me in that little black hole."

The White-Haired Loli's eyes grew misty, like a clear spring, as she looked pitifully at You Xiaoqian.

"Sigh! There's no hope for me. I'm not the type BOSS likes. A little loli only 150cm tall, how could BOSS possibly take an interest?"

The White-Haired Loli shook her head and sighed with a look of dejection.

You Xiaoqian looked at her skeptically and asked curiously, "What secret recipes?"

The White-Haired Loli leaned in mysteriously close to You Xiaoqian and lowered her voice, "For example, eating certain special foods, or bathing with some magical herbs..."

You Xiaoqian's expression became a bit odd as she asked hesitantly, "Is this... really effective?"

The White-Haired Loli patted her chest confidently. "Don't worry, I, the Master of the Prefecture, am quite experienced! As long as you do as I say, I guarantee your chest will become even fuller and more mesmerizing~"

Having said that, she handed You Xiaoqian a small notebook filled with various strange methods and recipes.

You Xiaoqian took the notebook and began reading it seriously, but the more she read, the more unreliable it seemed.

Suddenly, as if having a realization, she looked up and glared at the White-Haired Loli.

"You're only a 'B+', you haven't even used these methods yourself, yet you dare to lie to me!"

After being found out, the White-Haired Loli showed no shame, instead teasing, "Little sister Xiaoqian is just too cute, I couldn't help but want to tease you~"

[Pah! Damned female ghost, to actually have improper thoughts about my dear Majesty the Empress. If I, the Master of the Prefecture, don't torment you until you're half-dead, my last name isn't Chen!]

You Xiaoqian's knuckles cracked as she clenched her fingers, her cheeks puffed out like a balloon full of air from anger.

[Argh... That old loli must have done it on purpose. Hmph! A three-thousand-year-old woman, yet she still dares to covet Her Majesty.]

For a moment, it was as if sparks were flying between the two of them.

The White-Haired Loli was about to speak again when You Xiaoqian interrupted, "Enough, enough! I won't fall for your tricks again!"

You Xiaoqian threw the small notebook back at Chen Yu and turned to leave.

Seeing this, the White-Haired Loli hurriedly pulled You Xiaoqian back and said adorably, "Don't be angry, little sister Xiaoqian. I was just playing a little joke on you. Actually, there are many, many ways to become a D+!"

You Xiaoqian pretended to stop and looked at the White-Haired Loli with deep suspicion. "What other ways?"

The White-Haired Loli blinked her large, watery eyes. "For example, practicing some unique cultivation techniques, or wearing some spiritual accessories... However, these methods require perseverance to see results."

After hearing this, You Xiaoqian nodded thoughtfully. "Hmm... that seems to make some sense. Thank you for the advice, Master of the Prefecture, but I think I'll go look for other methods first."

With that, You Xiaoqian left the dressing room without looking back.

[Damn! This Old Lady might as well save up more incense offerings to exchange for RMB and just get breast augmentation surgery; it would be more practical! I also wouldn't have to waste spiritual power to maintain this current state.]

[Sigh! Breast pads are good, but as soon as they're taken off, I'm right back to my original form, wuwu X﹏X.]

The White-Haired Loli pinched her flat chest and muttered to herself where she stood, "Tsk! Having not seen her for a while, this stupid female ghost has become so difficult to trick. It seems I'll have to think of some other clever plans to drive her out of the game..."

Shang Wan Ning touched Chen Yu's earlobe with her freshly done nails. "Why are you smiling so lecherously?"