366: Poor Shang Wanning

lemon moon like wind: "Oh? The number one big sister on the other side, quite a big mouth. (Emoji jpg: Indifferent and disdainful)"

Yu Yu Super Sweet immediately counterattacked: "Hmph! My Bone Baby is a peerless beauty of the mortal world! How can that wooden beauty on your side compare?"

"lemon moon like wind, right? I see you're tipping pretty hard too. Why not leave the darkness for the light and become a fan of our Bone Baby? I guarantee you'll see hot dances every day. (Emoji jpg: Beckoning finger)"

lemon moon like wind: "In your dreams. A single smile from Ink Shadow is worth more than all those common beauties snapping their waists. (Emoji jpg: Disdain)"

Yu Yu Super Sweet: "Heh! That's because you haven't seen the world. Bone Baby~ do a twist for big sister and that visionless big sister on the other side."

Bewitching Bone giggled and complied, her waist as soft as if she had no bones. A highly provocative Western Regions dance move triggered a frenzy of tips from the other side.

Shang Wan Ning snorted coldly, too lazy to waste more breath on that brain-dead fan, and focused her firepower.

incense points were consumed like flowing water. The two live-stream rooms completely turned into a battlefield of money and special effects. The PK bar fluctuated violently like a heartbeat, attracting countless viewers to flock in and watch the battle of the gods.

The last ten seconds!

The progress bars on both sides were almost equal; victory or defeat was just a hair's breadth away.

Shang Wan Ning condensed divine power at her fingertips, about to perform the final crushing blow—

[System Prompt: Your account balance is insufficient, please top up.]

Shang Wan Ning: "???"

She suddenly remembered that earlier, while processing government affairs, she found it troublesome and transferred eight million incense offerings into this private account all at once.

It hasn't even been the time for an incense stick to burn... how is it already gone?

In that moment of freezing, "Yu Yu Super Sweet" on the other side laughed wildly and threw out a final ten-hit combo of Fire Lotuses!

"Hahahaha... I won!"

"lemon moon like wind is out of ammo, right! Poor ghosts shouldn't try to be number one. Bone Baby is mine. (Emoji jpg: Loli dancing wildly)"

The PK ended, Bewitching Bone won.

Ink Shadow sighed softly and nodded slightly toward the camera, still maintaining her calm and indifferent appearance, unfazed by honor or disgrace.

"My skills are inferior, I admit defeat. I wonder what the number one lady on the other side wants me to do?"

Yu Yu Super Sweet jumped out impatiently: "The request is simple. Dance! Dance the most popular girl group song, 'Soul-Hooking Overture,' for This Old Lady."

"You have to twist with more charm, otherwise it won't be worth the Fire Lotuses I threw down!!!"

"Soul-Hooking Overture"?

That dance... the movements were huge, extremely testing waist flexibility and expression management. If danced well, it would stun the audience; if not, it would be a massive embarrassment.

Ink Shadow was clearly stunned for a moment, her face showing difficulty.

Shang Wan Ning stared at that "Yu Yu Super Sweet" ID, especially the smug emoji of a loli carrying a blade that looked like it was about to take flight.

An absurd thought flashed into her mind.

Since returning from vacation... that fellow Chen Yu would occasionally come over acting all bashful, saying things like "prices in the mortal world are skyrocketing" or "I saw a few pieces of jewelry that are so expensive."

Through persistent pestering, she managed to wheedle another ten million incense offerings in allowance out of her!!!

No wonder!

Shang Wan Ning's teeth itched with rage. You've got some nerve, Chen Yu.

Taking My money to support your female streamer, and you even dare to call Me a poor ghost.

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With a dark face, the Empress exited the live-stream room and directly opened the Underworld's internal contact list. She found the account with the official title "Prefecture City God Chen Yu," but the profile picture was a white-haired puffball munching on a spirit stone.

With murderous intent at her fingertips, she typed out a private message with a series of clicks.

Netherworld Empress: "Chen, Yu."

"I'll give you three breaths."

"Immediately."

"Right now."

"Get your butt to Jiaotai Palace to see Me!!!"

The second the message was successfully sent, the avatar of the previously arrogant "Yu Yu Super Sweet" ID in the live-stream room instantly went gray.

System Prompt: Number one "Yu Yu Super Sweet" has left the live-stream room.

Only a deathly silent public chat remained, along with the two female streamers on the screen looking somewhat at a loss.

Shang Wan Ning sneered and exited the live-streaming app.

[Good, very good.]

It seems a certain White-Haired Loli needs to properly review the 'Palace Rules' of the Netherworld.

Back to three minutes ago—

The White-Haired Loli, who was reclining with her feet up and happily enjoying her 'Bone Baby's' victory dance, suddenly had her fur stand on end, and her snacks fell to the floor with a clatter.

"Ma... Majesty?"

Chen Yu hurriedly turned off the live-stream screen, her heart pounding wildly as all the 'good deeds' she had done recently flashed through her mind.

Three days ago, she snuck into the Research Institute's testing grounds and secretly test-drove a 'Shuttle Boat' that hadn't finished debugging, crashing and collapsing half a wall used for testing a new defensive formation due to an operational error.

While fleeing, she conveniently stuffed the accident report... under the butt of Big Dog, who was napping nearby.

Yesterday, under the guise of the Empress, she went to the Netherworld Kitchen to 'inspect' and made off with three large boxes of Poria and Atractylodes Paste specially stewed for the Empress.

After eating her fill, she cheekily commented that 'the heat control is far worse than Yin Street's,' making the very senior Granny Snail so angry she almost dissipated on the spot.

The most precarious one: this morning, to squeeze out more allowance, she hid the Warm Jade Inkstone the Empress often used to review reports, planning to 'accidentally' find it when the Empress got anxious to claim credit.

The inkstone was still under her bed, wrapped in a Shielding Talisman.

Which matter was exposed?

Chen Yu's small face turned pale, and she broke out in a cold sweat.

[Was the wall-crashing reported by Big Dog? Did Granny Snail from the Netherworld Kitchen go to complain? Or was the hidden inkstone scanned by the Empress's divine sense?]

Tsk!

[The Empress's tone is clearly furious (╬◣д◢)!!!]

She didn't dare delay any longer, her Yin energy surging as she performed an escape technique, turning into a streak of light and rushing toward Jiaotai Palace in a panic.

She prayed frantically all the way: Please don't let it be the inkstone! The Empress likes that thing quite a bit. If she finds out I hid it... my allowance will probably be docked until next year!

The light fell into the outer hall of Jiaotai Palace. Chen Yu's legs went weak as she materialized, and without bothering to tidy her appearance, she rushed toward the inner hall with a pale face.

"Your Majesty, A Ning, I was wrong. I won't ever dare to secretly drive the Shuttle Boat again. I'll pay for the paste from the Netherworld Kitchen! Double! Triple!" Before she even arrived, her voice crying out for mercy wailed in.

In the inner hall, Shang Wan Ning stood with her hands behind her back, the low pressure radiating from her seemingly intensifying several times over.

She slowly turned around, her face as somber as water, and her gaze cold enough to crack a soul: "Shuttle Boat? Netherworld Kitchen?"

Chen Yu flopped down and slid to her knees, hugging Shang Wan Ning's leg and wailing: "Please be wise, Your Majesty. Yu Yu really didn't mean to hit the wall; it was the Shuttle Boat's own power being too strong."

"The paste from the Netherworld Kitchen... the paste was just so delicious... Wuwuwu, Yu Yu knows her mistake. Your Majesty, please punish me, but just don't dock my allowance!!!"

She cried with sincere emotion, her tears and snot almost rubbing onto the phoenix robe.

Shang Wan Ning's brows furrowed. She was stunned by this series of unsolicited confessions, and then her anger burned even brighter.

"...What else?!"

"Th-there's more?" Chen Yu looked up with a tearful face, her mind racing.

Does the Empress not know about the inkstone yet? She definitely doesn't.

She immediately shook her head frantically. "No more! Your Majesty, there's really no more, just those two things."

"Heh, no more?"

Shang Wan Ning laughed out of extreme anger, her fingernail poking Chen Yu's nose. "I see you won't shed a tear until you see the coffin."