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159: Demon Cat scores big points
Looking at Chen Yu in this state, despite how much anger Shang Wan Ning felt, she couldn't help but sigh helplessly and gently shake her head, saying, "You, why do you always make me worry so much?"
Pausing, Shang Wan Ning seemed to remember something and continued with a bitter smile, "Although the old saying goes that girls should be raised with wealth... raising you this way is really going a bit too far!"
Seeing Shang Wan Ning's expression soften slightly, Chen Yu immediately struck while the iron was hot. Her fluffy cat tail gently brushed against Shang Wan Ning's ankle with a hint of fawning.
"Sister's phoenix robe is so beautiful..."
"Lord Meng Jiang and Sister Ming Xuan's embroidery skills are truly wonderful."
"...Awe-inspiring across the universe, peerless in beauty, proud above the heavens..."
Shang Wan Ning watched as Chen Yu intentionally or unintentionally tried to steer the conversation in another direction, feeling completely helpless.
She raised her hand and gently supported her forehead. "No! The real reason I am angry is..."
Before Shang Wan Ning could finish, Chen Yu suddenly pounced like a flexible, lewd cat. With a "baji" sound, she planted a boba-sweet kiss between Shang Wan Ning's brows.
"Sister, sister, Yu Yu's good owner..." Chen Yu cried out happily while twitching the pair of cute cat ears on her head.
"Instantly sink!"
The anger levels in Shang Wan Ning's heart dropped at an alarming rate: Anger -18885, Anger -10745, Anger -8956, Anger -1968... "Ding-dong!"
Accompanied by the notification sound simulated by Xiao Si while eating popcorn in the system space, it rang out as crisp and pleasant as an oriole's song.
Shang Wan Ning's anger level actually dropped straight to zero!
"Anger: '0'"!!!
In an instant, Shang Wan Ning's pale cheeks flushed bright red, looking like an adrenaline-fueled plushie-loving warrior.
[Cat rubbed bald.]
She subconsciously reached out her hands and pushed Chen Yu aside with force, scolding bashfully, "What nonsense! I... I am still angry."
"Gurgle gurgle!"
The sound of lewd bubbles frantically rolling and popping in her mind.
[Foul, foul, foul... push down, ravage, knead, soak...]
"Slurp slurp, eating noodles feels great..."
Chen Yu blinked her lively cat eyes. Seeing Shang Wan Ning's shy and annoyed look, she didn't retreat at all. Instead, she leaned in again and said softly, "Sister, please don't be angry anymore. I promise I'll be good and listen next time." After saying that, she solemnly held up three slender fingers, putting on an extremely serious expression.
"8.75 oh!"
(~Imagine it yourself~ I believe in your perverted levels)
But immediately after, Chen Yu seemed to feel her guarantee wasn't sincere enough, so she quickly changed her words.
"If Sister still doesn't believe the little cat, then at worst, next time Yu Yu will only use two fingers to be lewd, okay?"
Hearing this, Shang Wan Ning, who was originally lost in her obsession with the fluffy cat doll, couldn't help but burst out laughing.
She pointed at the tip of Chen Yu's nose and said crossly, "You lewd loli, you're not even tall and you look like a 'lying on a plank' meme."
"Your brain is filled with all sorts of messy things all day long. I really don't know how your little head ended up so full of yellow waste!"
"I learned it from Sister! Teacher Shang~"
Then, as if she had made some sort of decision, she grabbed Shang Wan Ning's wrist and teleported her to the coffee table in the center of the living room, which was laid out with exquisite tea sets.
After standing firm, Chen Yu looked up slightly. "Sister, if I can think of a way to deal with the Iron-Haired Dog, can you stay tonight to accompany this restless little cat?"
Shang Wan Ning's hands naturally went behind her back, seemingly casual but secretly pinching her own palms.
At this moment, her face was as calm as a pool of stagnant water, and her eyes didn't even show a ripple, as if she were indifferent to everything before her and couldn't muster any interest.
She only responded faintly: "The coffee table???"
Seeing the Empress's reaction, Chen Yu's heart, which was originally full of desire, felt as if a bucket of cold water had been poured over it.
The entire loli suddenly became dejected. She pouted her small mouth and muttered in disappointment, "Is that a no?"
"No, I have been practicing abstinence lately."
[Like I'd believe you!!!]
The cat rolled its eyes~
A crisp "sila" sound rang out.
The entire Demon Cat Outfit scattered like torn flower petals, and a body as white as snow, graceful and slender, jumped into Shang Wan Ning's arms without any warning.
Facing such a sudden situation~
The Empress frowned: "F***! Am I a beast, or worse than a beast?"
"Sister, I'm begging you, just stay with me once..."
"The board games on the coffee table are also quite fun."
..."Sister~"
Shang Wan Ning's hot palm, carrying a scorching temperature, pressed firmly against the White-Haired Loli's delicate forehead.
Then she gently pushed backward.
In an instant, time seemed to freeze, and the entire world felt as if only the two of them remained.
It was all like a dream, as if they were placed above the ethereal clouds, making everything feel incredibly illusory and unreal.
The White-Haired Loli was like a mass of pure white clouds being slowly kneaded by a gentle breeze, turning into wisps of mist and scattering away.
[So tired... exhausted...]
Accompanied by a weak murmur, Chen Yu seemed completely limp, as if she would collapse to the ground at any moment... Shang Wan Ning suddenly leaned down and bit Chen Yu's tender pink earlobe. "Don't close your eyes!"
"Ah!"
She tilted her small head, her cherry-like mouth slightly open, exhaling in large gulps.
Her breath turned into layers of faint white mist lingering around her mouth, making Chen Yu look even more weak and helpless.
"Wuwuwu~ Sister is mean to Yu Yu, and she bit more than just my earlobe!" Chen Yu complained aggrievedly with a sobbing voice.
That sobbing appearance would make anyone who saw it feel pity, wanting to hold her tightly in their arms and comfort her softly.
Unfortunately, Shang Wan Ning ignored her completely and even mischievously bit her collarbone, her voice slightly hurried: "Remember, Little Noob Cat, don't play like this next time."
Chen Yu looked up, gazing at Shang Wan Ning pitifully. "Sister~ do you still want to play board games with me?"
The corners of Shang Wan Ning's mouth curled up slightly. "Mhm, let's play again next time. But first, you have to put your clothes on."
Hearing this, Chen Yu cheered happily. "Oh yeah!"
She quickly dressed herself and pushed Shang Wan Ning out of the bedroom. "Goodnight, Your Majesty. Don't come back for a while."
"Bang!" A crisp sound of the door closing.
"Holy crap, that was way too fast!!!"