260: Lingqi, want to come together?

[I want to escape so badly!!!]

Chen Yu held a stack of Shang Wan Ning's nightgowns, with a few dog hairs still stuck to the tips of her hair.

Her eyes were wide as she scanned back and forth between Ling Qi's reddened ear tips and the loose black silk bodycon skirt she was wearing.

"Ah, this... Secretary-General, you're here too." Chen Yu covered her eyes reflexively.

But she peeked through the gaps in her fingers, the sound of her swallowing involuntarily escaping her throat.

She stared at Ling Qi's slender calves peeking out from under the skirt, her mind racing with thoughts like "the Secretary-General's legs are so white and thin."

She completely forgot that she was the one who had barged in.

Subconsciously, a sentence slipped out of her mouth, "Ling Qi, want to join me?"

Ling Qi felt a scorching heat rise from the back of her neck, her palms unconsciously clutching the corner of the quilt.

The usually swift and decisive Secretary-General was so embarrassed (〃∀〃) she couldn't even lift her head.

She could only squeeze out a warning in a trembling voice: "Get out."

But to the drama-queen loli's ears, it sounded more like a shy, coquettish pout.

"I... I really didn't do it on purpose!"

Chen Yu retreated two steps in a panic, the nightgowns in her arms scattering across the floor.

"I just wanted to find a few of Her Majesty's clothes..." she explained haphazardly.

Her eyes drifted uncontrollably again toward the black silk bodycon skirt Ling Qi was wearing, which was clearly a size too large.

This style was clearly the fan-service battle robe Her Majesty often wore!!!

[Abba abba abba abba~]

The air fell into an eerie silence, with only the dim yellow light flickering.

Ling Qi took a deep breath.

She forced herself to regain her composure, but her trembling toes betrayed her.

"I'll trouble the Lord Prefectural City God to lock the door."

She pulled a bedsheet over herself to cover her body and looked down to tidy her messy hair.

"Regarding today's matter, if you dare to leak even half a word, A-Yu, don't even think about getting a single cent of budget from me."

"I understand!"

Chen Yu's eyes sparkled. "Don't worry, Secretary-General! Even if I, Chen Yu, am chewed into a paper person by a pack of Iron-Haired Dogs, I will keep my lips sealed."

She suddenly remembered something, pulled her phone from her pocket, and opened the underworld app's payment code.

"However, if you could transfer another hundred thousand incense offerings to me, this Prefecture Lord guarantees her mouth will be welded shut."

"After all, the Secretary-General wouldn't want Sister Meng and Lin Ran to know about you ** Her Majesty's things."

Ling Qi stood up instantly.

She moved quickly to cover Chen Yu's mouth, her ear tips almost dripping blood. "Deal!"

"I'll transfer another hundred thousand."

She spat the words out through gritted teeth.

"Mmph mmph~" Chen Yu blinked her big innocent eyes, her tongue stealthily licking Ling Qi's palm.

Ling Qi glared at the White-Haired Loli and pulled her hand back as if struck by lightning. "Don't mess with me, Lord Prefectural City God."

Chen Yu smiled craftily and shook her phone.

"Hehe~ Secretary-General, hurry up with the transfer, or else I might not be able to keep my mouth shut."

For a moment, Ling Qi's chest heaved with anger as she pulled out her phone and quickly made the transfer.

"Ding-dong! Underworld Pay has received two hundred thousand incense offerings."

Chen Yu looked at the notification on her phone, her eyes crinkling into crescents as her fingers quickly tapped the screen to confirm the receipt.

"The Secretary-General is indeed a straightforward person!"

She suddenly leaned in, her warm breath brushing against Ling Qi's reddened ear tips. "But... I kind of miss when the three of us..."

"I've paid, what else do you want?" Ling Qi retreated half a step warily, her knuckles turning white.

With Shang Wan Ning in seclusion, the Secretary-General couldn't borrow her divine power.

Against this lewd loli—Ling Qi realized that if it came to force, she couldn't win!

To avoid being ravaged for half a month and working overtime until she went bald.

So what if she was usually swift and decisive?

When it's time to back down, one must back down!

The air in the lounge was still filled with a faint, cool fragrance.

But now it was mixed with the faint scent of milk candy from Chen Yu, making Ling Qi feel even more flustered.

Chen Yu bent down and picked up the scattered nightgowns.

She pinched the silk fabric and rubbed it gently. "Actually, when I said 'together' just now, I meant I wanted to maintain Her Majesty's old clothes together with the Secretary-General~"

She blinked her moist eyes and held up a nightgown embroidered with lilies against her chest to measure it.

"Look at this one."

"If Yu Yu wore this, it would match the black silk battle robe the Secretary-General is wearing so well."

Ling Qi's face flushed even redder. She reached out to snatch the nightgown. "Shut up! Who wants to... with you..."

Before she could finish, Chen Yu suddenly jumped away, clutching the clothes and hiding at the foot of the bed, the dog hair at the tips of her hair swaying with her movements.

"Don't be angry!"

She stuck out her tongue and lowered her voice, saying mysteriously, "Actually, I also know a secret. In the third hidden compartment of Her Majesty's walk-in closet, there are many limited-edition toys hidden."

"Back then... it seems... the Secretary-General was the one who bought them~" She deliberately dragged out her words.

Seeing Ling Qi's ear tips twitch slightly, she immediately burst into a heartless laugh.

[Heh, that's for bullying me in front of Her Majesty.]

"Want to know how Yu Yu found out? Why don't you give me some more 'hush money'?"

"Chen! Yu!"

"You've gone too far."

Ling Qi was so angry she grabbed a pillow and threw it, but the other party nimbly dodged it.

The White-Haired Loli bounced around the lounge with the clothes in her arms, looking just like a frolicking Samoyed.

She was still muttering, "A hundred thousand incense offerings for one secret, fair price for all! If I tell Sister Meng and Lin Ran..."

"Enough!"

Ling Qi pressed her hand against her chest, which was aching from anger.

She looked at the White-Haired Loli's triumphant expression.

She suddenly remembered the miserable state the other party was in when being chased by Iron-Haired Dogs, and a dangerous curve appeared at the corner of her eyes.

"A-Yu, I heard that Fierce Dog Ridge has been short of a 'Chief Dog Trainer' lately?"

"Why don't you go there to train for a few years?"

"I think Wanling will agree once she comes out of seclusion!"

Chen Yu's movements froze, and the clothes in her arms almost fell. "Se... Secretary-General, let's talk this out! I... I'll sew my mouth shut right now!"

She hurriedly raised her hands in surrender to lower Ling Qi's guard.

But just as Ling Qi turned around, a fluffy head moved rapidly.

Like an out-of-control snowball, she pounced.

The Secretary-General had no time to react at all.

Her lower back hit the mattress, and she was dragged into the double bed.

The black silk bodycon skirt slipped off her shoulder during the struggle, revealing half of her collarbone glistening with a light sweat.

"Bastard! Don't touch my waist—"

Ling Qi's scolding turned into a breathy whisper.

Chen Yu's index finger was poking, neither too hard nor too soft, at her most sensitive indentation.

The White-Haired Loli knelt beside her, the dog hair hanging from the tips of her hair brushing against her burning cheeks.

Her eyes were as bright as two hidden small lanterns. "Okay~ then how about I touch your neck?"

As she spoke, she grabbed the zipper on her back and gave it a sudden tug.

"Wait! I still have to work tomorrow!"

Ling Qi struggled to get up but was pinned down completely by Chen Yu.

The heat from the other party, mixed with the scent of milk candy, threw the remaining cool fragrance into disarray.

"No rush, no rush. It's just skipping work for a few days; You Yu is there to handle things!"

Chen Yu's fingertips traced circles on the side of her neck.

She suddenly leaned in and bit her earlobe. "Could the Netherworld really collapse without you?"

At that moment, the Six-Tailed Demon Fox's charm technique dispersed into starlight-like flickers of light amidst the chaos.

Ling Qi's eyes turned red with anger.

This airheaded fellow didn't fall for the 'playing hard to get' act at all!