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104: Kawaii little girl
"Mmm! So cold." The White-Haired Loli let out a coquettish sound and squeezed her legs together.
Feeling that chill by her ear, she felt as if she had been electrocuted. She turned her head and looked at Shang Wan Ning with longing eyes, ripples of emotion stirring in her heart.
Then, like a starving tiger pouncing on its prey, she grabbed Shang Wan Ning's hand and gently licked it.
"Smooth, tender, and fragrant! The texture and flavor are perfect."
Shang Wan Ning grabbed the White-Haired Loli's ear tightly, lifting her high into the air and leaving her suspended.
"With such a kawaii figure, why are you always letting your mind wander to such things? I sent you to lead You Xiaoqian to urge them for the incense offerings, and look at you two—you've used all your intelligence and emotional quotient on breast enhancement."
Chen Yu waved her little hands continuously, making "slurp, slurp" sounds with her mouth.
"BOSS, Yu Yu's legs have gone weak, and I'm all wet."
"You are infuriating Me!"
Seeing that the yandere loli was still such a handful even after the small black hole was closed, Shang Wan Ning tightened her grip on her ear even more.
"Audacious! How dare you, in My presence..."
"Ouch! It hurts, but my heart hurts even more. There are people coveting Her Majesty everywhere..." The White-Haired Loli was truly a drama queen.
Shang Wan Ning helplessly let go, putting the White-Haired Loli down, and said irritably, "I give up on yanderes. If there is a next time, I'll throw you into a gay bar!"
The White-Haired Loli rubbed her reddened ear, looked at Shang Wan Ning with teary eyes, and acted coquettishly, "Your Majesty, please don't~"
"I am much more useful than You Xiaoqian, Lin Ran, Ling Yao, Ming Xuan... I can warm the bed, kill ghosts, kill people, kill demons..." Chen Yu counted on her fingers.
Shang Wan Ning shook her head helplessly, sighing to herself, "This little loli really gives one a headache!"
[She really knows how to bend and stretch; she was just disciplined, and now she is immediately misbehaving again.]
"I have no relationship with those people, and furthermore, hurry up and get to work."
"I only need subordinates who can work!!!"
The White-Haired Loli stood properly, pinching the corner of her clothes, and said, "Oh! I will work hard."
"Alright, hurry up and urge them for the incense offerings. If the tribute isn't handed over today, don't blame the Underworld for being impolite!" Shang Wan Ning waved her hand, signaling her to withdraw.
[The Bridge of Helplessness, Reincarnation, Lady Meng... This Old Lady has been waiting for a long time.]
The White-Haired Loli turned back every few steps and said, "Your Majesty, wait for me!"
Chen Yu's ink-black eyes flashed with a fanatical light, and a vicious sneer appeared at the corner of her mouth.
Her face flushed with excitement, and her tightly clenched hands trembled slightly, as if she were anticipating something.
"Hehehehe... Once I finish the task, I'll beg Her Majesty for cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, cuddles, cuddles..."
"Anyone who hinders Yu Yu's task must die!"
Chen Yu arrived at the Special Affairs Bureau headquarters, looking at the busy crowd with a gloomy expression, a flash of ruthlessness in her eyes.
"Listen well, everyone. Today is the final deadline. If you still can't hand over the incense offerings, you can just wait to go down to the Underworld!"
The Special Affairs officers pretended to tremble in fear and hurriedly sped up their work.
[Hey, hey, hey! Is this another cosplay from the Information Division?] someone muttered softly.
[Of course! Have you ever seen such an adorable little loli!] another person replied excitedly.
[A White-Haired Loli! My favorite. This Information Division cosplay is very successful. After work, I'm going to give this officer a double thumbs up.] someone couldn't help but praise.
[I also think it looks really good.] the person next to them agreed.
[At the time, the leader said it was to relieve our stress, and the Information Division suggested cosplay to boost morale. I didn't expect the higher-ups to actually agree.] another person sighed.
[Who doesn't love a white-haired little loli! I'm a woman, and I also love kawaii girls!] the last policewoman said with a smile.
"Hahaha... Ants... Mortals." Chen Yu laughed triumphantly. "You are not qualified to offer incense to the supreme... Her Majesty the Empress..."
[Hehe! As long as I complete this task, I can get cuddles from Her Majesty.]
The White-Haired Loli's delusion time begins~
"Hehehehe..."
Five minutes later, a sound of "caw, caw, caw..." came from the room; it turned out to be a flock of crows flying by.
"Damn it, damn it, damn it... You dare to ignore me, who ranks second only to the supreme Her Majesty the Empress of the Underworld? You deserve to die, you deserve to die, you deserve to die..."
The White-Haired Loli was filled with anger, feeling that she had been ignored by the mortals whom she viewed as ants, which made her very angry.
Just then, the real cosplayer from the Information Division gently poked Chen Yu on the shoulder and asked, "Little cutie, are you a policewoman from another division?"
"However, I remember there aren't any petite policewomen at headquarters. Could you be a professional hired by the leaders from outside..." However, before she could finish her sentence, a bolt of lightning suddenly struck, instantly hitting her.
Qiu Yanhui's body swayed, and then she fell backward with her vision going black.
Before losing consciousness, she was still thinking about that strange White-Haired Loli.
Unfortunately, her consciousness didn't even have time to react before she had completely fainted.
Finally, all that could be heard were the panicked screams of the officers: "Enemy attack, enemy attack... Hurry, sound the alarm! Third and Fourth Guard Squads, hurry, hurry, hurry..."
Qiu Yanhui's thoughts were in complete chaos, as if they had turned into mush.
In her daze, she felt several little ghosts hoist her up, shaking her left and right like little ghosts playing a game. After shaking her for a while, they finally put her down.
She didn't know where she had been put, only that it was pitch black before her eyes, and her body was burning hot, as if she had been thrown into a hot oil pan by ghost runners. Every part of her body ached.
Her throat was incredibly dry, and there was a smell of disinfectant floating around that kept trying to force its way into her nose, so stifling that she couldn't even tell which way was up.
Unable to bear the torture any longer, Qiu Yanhui struggled to open her eyelids.
Seeing blurry figures standing in front of her, she couldn't tell if they were Ox-Head and Horse-Face or Black and White Impermanence.
So, she opened her mouth and asked weakly, "Excuse me, is this the Underworld?"
"Officer Qiu, you're finally awake. This is the headquarters hospital." Nie Xingyuan said, looking happy.
He helped Qiu Yanhui sit up and lean against the headboard~
Qiu Yanhui hung her head, still a bit dazed, and subconsciously touched her head, feeling that it was smooth and bald.
"Huh! Where did my long hair that reached my waist go!"
"Where is my hair?" She was both shocked and angry. Just after waking up, she had to face such a "cruel" reality.
Nie Xingyuan turned his head away a bit embarrassedly and coughed lightly, "Well... the doctor said your injuries were too severe, and they had to shave your hair to treat the wounds. But don't worry, your hair will grow back."
Qiu Yanhui wanted to cry but had no tears; this was hair she had been growing for several years!