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197: Knowing that Wang Gang was gay
Following the scent, he searched until he reached the small kitchen. After entering, You Wu immediately spotted a remnant of a verdant green leaf lying in the sink.
He picked it up curiously and examined it closely. After identifying it, he exclaimed in surprise, "Lingyang Grass!!!"
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Seeing this, Star, who was standing beside him, felt his heart clench. He quickly stood on his tiptoes and leaned forward to look.
When he clearly saw that Brother Wu was indeed holding Lingyang Grass, his face instantly flushed with embarrassment, but he forced himself to remain calm and said, "What Lingyang Grass?"
"It's just Cilincao used for Yin Cuisine."
You Wu was instantly enraged upon hearing this and cursed loudly, "Good heavens!"
"How could you mistake something with such a huge difference?"
[To think you'd secretly add this kind of aphrodisiac to my food.
[And now you even dare to call me a pervert!]
Knowing he was in the wrong, Star changed the subject, pointing to a pot of soup on the stove and saying, "Brother Wu, look at the late-night snack your brother stewed for you... It's very nourishing."
You Wu's anger had not subsided. He walked over and lifted the lid, and a strong medicinal odor assailed his nostrils.
"What the heck is this?" You Wu asked, looking bewildered.
"The Great Perfection Tonic Soup!" Star said proudly.
"I specifically asked Ling Xi the Ghost Doctor for some precious 'medicinal ingredients' and stewed it for a long time."
You Wu scooped up a little soup with a spoon, tasted it, and immediately spat it out. "It tastes way too disgusting!"
"Buddy, what exactly did you put in there?"
"I put in black fungus, oysters, deer antler... and some tonic..."
Star hesitated awkwardly, then added, "And some herbs for strengthening the kidneys and yang energy."
You Wu nearly fainted from anger upon hearing this. "You idiot! Who told you to put all this weird junk in there!"
[Gang Zi, can you handle this tonight?]
Star looked at him with a wronged expression, "I just wanted Brother Wu to nourish his body..."
You Wu swallowed hard, a tingling sensation running from his tailbone throughout his body. "Gang Zi, seriously, the only straight thing about you is your mouth."
Star helplessly spread his hands and shrugged.
"I was just testing the waters!" A pair of bright eyes revealed a hint of mischief.
"If, by some chance, you really were a straight man of steel, wouldn't I be completely lost?" Star said, giving a playful wink.
You Wu felt speechless, and the corner of his mouth twitched involuntarily a few times.
Immediately after, he quickly extended his palm and precisely covered Star's eyes.
In an instant, the previously bright light seemed to be abruptly cut off by an invisible large hand, and the entire kitchen plunged into darkness.
Star was completely unprepared for the sudden darkness, and his body instinctively tensed up like a drawn bowstring.
He cried out in slight panic, "Brother Wu... what are you doing!"
However, before he could finish speaking, You Wu interrupted him.
"Shut up, and remember to wear women's clothing next time you come." You Wu lowered his hand expressionlessly, dropped this cold remark, and then turned to leave.
Star was stunned for a moment, then seemed to realize what was happening, and instinctively squeezed his legs together.
Various styles and aesthetics of women's clothing flashed rapidly through his mind, and he muttered to himself: "How about the innocent yet seductive look? That subtle revealing feeling should be very charming; or maybe a black skirt JK Uniform? Youthful and energetic yet still sexy; or perhaps a triangle leotard? Would that be too daring..."
By the end, Star himself felt a bit embarrassed. He cautiously looked up at You Wu and asked nervously, "Brother Wu... which style do you prefer?"
You Wu did not respond immediately, but instead let his gaze slowly sweep across Star's waist.
"Me? I'd actually prefer to see you in a Qipao." You Wu said softly.
The moment he finished speaking, You Wu turned and left the kitchen without hesitation.
Only Star was left standing there dazedly, his mind filled with the words You Wu had just spoken and that smile that made the 'straight man?' heart flutter.
"Qipao..." Star murmured to himself, a subtle blush appearing on his face.
"Then, Brother Wu, I'll come again tomorrow night!"
"Mhm!"
[Was bribed with a Hot Pot meal~ to rewrite this~ (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)]
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Shang Wan Ning took small sips of Spirit Spring Water, her eyes meeting Olexia's scrutinizing gaze as her fingertip rubbed the teacup.
"What does Your Excellency mean by this?"
"Are you perhaps wondering why I haven't indulged in a life of debauchery and desire?"
If she hadn't mentioned it, Olexia would have been fine, but bringing it up made Olexia so embarrassed she wanted to curl her toes, especially since the Empress looked completely serious.
Olexia gritted her teeth and said, "I have nothing but admiration for the Empress's stamina."
"It's like a tireless perpetual motion machine; even taking turns couldn't wear her down."
"Heh heh! Should I thank Your Excellency for setting up a training course?"
"What training course???" Olexia lifted her eyes, slightly annoyed.
Shang Wan Ning didn't seem to notice the God of Desire's predicament; instead, she chuckled softly and stood up.
She slowly walked over to Olexia's side~
As the distance closed, a faint delicate fragrance drifted into Olexia's nose, causing her 'heart' to involuntarily beat faster... After Shang Wan Ning reached Olexia's side, she stopped, leaned in slightly, and brought her lips close to Olexia's earlobe.
Then, she exhaled a warm puff of air and whispered softly, "Perhaps it's because Your Excellency doesn't quite understand my preferences."
Before her voice faded, she playfully blew a breath toward the corner of Olexia's eye, and the resulting tickle instantly made Olexia tremble.
Olexia's cheeks instantly flushed crimson, like a ripe snake fruit.
She subconsciously reached out to push Shang Wan Ning away, pouting, "Empress, you... don't mess around!"
"Hahaha... mess around?"
Shang Wan Ning didn't mind the God of Desire's reaction; instead, she laughed even more unrestrainedly.
She straightened up, crossed her arms over her chest, and looked at Olexia with amusement, teasing, "I was merely joking."
"Why is Your Excellency so nervous?"
Olexia's eyes were filled with warmth, her breathing rapid, and she said hoarsely, "Nervous? That word isn't in my dictionary!"
"Oh?"
"Hmph, how could I possibly be nervous?" she said, feigning composure.
A hint of cunning flashed in Shang Wan Ning's eyes. Of course, she knew the God of Desire was being stubborn.
"Is that so~?" The Empress deliberately drew out her tone. "Then why don't we do something else, so Your Excellency can experience true relaxation."
Olexia's heart tightened, wondering what new trick the Empress was planning.
Before she could make her next move, Shang Wan Ning interjected.