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104: Chapter 104 Holy crap, are you playing me?
Counselor Chen Ruobing's gaze was like a trap.
Shen Weiyue's craftiness was like an eel, slipping away with a swish.
Damn it, the original plan was to capture the ringleader first, to take down that sharp-tongued thorn Shen Weiyue, but who knew he'd end up catching a pig instead.
Qi Hui was selected as a temporary class committee member while still in a daze, his butt still aching as he sat down.
Damn Shen Weiyue, he grabbed too hard!
"Alright, the temporary representatives for the boys and girls have been selected. Next, we will discuss some military training discipline!"
Counselor Chen Ruobing quickly went over the various precautions and then announced the end of the meeting.
Of course, Qi Hui and An Lan had to be kept behind for some face-to-face instruction.
...
"Ugh, hiccup~"
In the school cafeteria, Xie Dongming took a sip of Fanta and let out a satisfied belch.
"Brother Yue, A-Bin, we're almost done eating, why hasn't that idiot Qi Hui come back yet?"
"Back? How could it be that fast? He'll inevitably have to help with information registration, picking up military training uniforms, and so on. That's just the life of a laborer."
Shen Weiyue held his drink cup contentedly, watching the girls in the cafeteria dressed in cool clothing, in a great mood.
Look at that, eyes full of legs and breasts—this is what youth is all about!
"Old Yue, how do you think Qi Hui was so brave? He actually stood up on his own. He and the Counselor had such great rapport in that moment."
Zhang Chengbin's gaze was deep; in fact, he liked Counselor Chen Ruobing's type the most and really wanted to have private contact with the Counselor.
Shen Weiyue glanced at him but didn't answer.
Xie Dongming imagined: "Ah, Little Hui is from Hebei, a hero of Yan and Zhao, right? What wouldn't he do? It's not surprising that his blood was boiling."
"Is that so? Then what was that 'ahhh' sound he made?"
"Probably psyching himself up. You need a wind-up before unleashing a big move, right... Let's not talk about that. A-Bin, you said you can play ball, want to go one-on-one with me later?"
"Sure. What about Shen Weiyue? Are you joining?"
"No, I'm heading out. I have something to do."
Shen Weiyue refused the invitation, and after lunch, they went their separate ways.
...
The early September heat in Hangzhou was still intense. Shen Weiyue left the school gate and headed straight for an internet cafe, opened a private room, plugged in his USB drive, and began to work.
Editor Fanxing saw him come online and immediately bombarded him with messages.
"Big Shot, you finally decided to come online?"
"Big Shot, hurry up and update! The readers are all cursing."
"Four chapters, at least four chapters today. Take my advice, don't go against money..."
Shen Weiyue didn't have time to banter with him; he finished today's update first and set it to auto-update.
There was no internet in the dorm yet, and updating in the dorm would inevitably be seen by those three silly dogs, causing unnecessary trouble.
His book's subscriptions were booming, and monthly tickets were flying in.
After updating the chapters, Shen Weiyue checked the online store's backend data before replying to a few of the editor's messages.
Naturally, the damn editor started grumbling again.
"Big Shot, this book of yours is heading towards a monthly income of 30,000. You really need to put some heart into it; I'm more anxious than you are."
"Not in a hurry, I'm busy lately."
"What are you busy with? The readers' enthusiasm is high, and this is the time to make money. If this book doesn't collapse later and is operated well, it could become a masterpiece."
"I just started school, military training is coming up soon."
"What? Aren't you at a construction site? How did you end up at school? And starting school and military training—are you a freshman?"
The editor asked several questions in a row; it was as if his CPU had been fried.
When the new book was released, the internal team thought this 'Pen Name' was a government employee. Later, he said he was moving bricks at a construction site, and now he says he's a nineteen-year-old student... Is he playing monkey with us?!
"Pen Name, tell me the truth, how old are you? What is your profession?"
"I'm a student, nineteen."
"I don't believe a single punctuation mark of what you say. Update! Hurry up and continue updating!"
Editor Fanxing thought to himself, this book is bound to hit the number one spot sooner or later. When the website holds its annual meeting, I must see what you actually look like!
Shen Weiyue didn't say much more. After a few words of small talk, he started a video call with Feng Jiayue.
The sisters hadn't seen Shen Weiyue for over half a month and missed him terribly. Feng Jiaxin even ran out of the Restroom wearing only a little camisole.
Feng Jiayue laughed and scolded her, slapping her butt and ordering her to put on a coat.
But it was just a fleeting glance; Shen Weiyue had already seen the spring blossoms, and his heart couldn't help but flutter.
He suppressed the lewd thoughts in his heart and was about to discuss serious matters with Feng Jiayue, but this girl, taking advantage of her sister's absence, suddenly lifted her own clothes.
"Hiss... Damn, don't do that, I'm in an internet cafe..."
Shen Weiyue widened his eyes, cursing while looking.
"Hehe, Brother Shen, does it look good?"
Feng Jiayue stared at the bedroom door, observing her sister's movements.
"Hehe my ass, next time we meet, you won't be 'hehe-ing'."
Director Shen was feeling a bit heated.
"Then when are you coming to see us, Brother Shen?"
Feng Jiayue actually lifted them herself, blatantly seducing him.
"Wait for it, I'll notify you before I come!"
Shen Weiyue gritted his teeth.
Fortunately, Feng Jiaxin returned quickly, and the three of them finally got down to business.
The accessories in the online store were selling better and better, and the sisters felt they were getting too busy to handle it; they would have to add more staff after a while.
"I'll find a way to handle this."
Shen Weiyue thought about it and felt it was necessary to go over there during the National Day holiday; he hadn't expected the test-run online store to sell so well.
He was busy in the internet cafe for over three hours.
It was already four in the afternoon when Shen Weiyue logged off. He bought a few cups of lemonade outside the school and strolled back to the dorm.
Upon returning to 404, the moment he pushed the door open, three pairs of eyes looked over.
Xie Dongming and Zhang Chengbin had strange expressions, and Qi Hui's tiger eyes widened as he roared and lunged over.
"Damn, Shen Weiyue, are you playing me?"
"What kind of talk is that? Can't you even call me Brother Yue?"
Shen Weiyue calmly pushed his hand away and walked into the dorm nonchalantly: "Here, one cup each, cool down."
"No way, my anger can't be cooled by a cup of lemonade. Why did you set me up?"
Qi Hui continued to howl while inserting his straw.
Xie Dongming and Zhang Chengbin only found out later that Qi Hui's bravery was all pinched out by Shen Weiyue's pinching of his butt.
"Old Yue, I couldn't tell you were so insidious..."
"Watch your language. This isn't being insidious; this is me giving Little Hui a push—literally."
Shen Weiyue looked at the confused Qi Hui and said indifferently: "Little Hui, do you think being a temporary class committee member is bad?"
"Are you saying that by being a temporary member, the chances of becoming class monitor next time are higher?"
Qi Hui was thoughtful.
"Can't think of anything else?"
"After becoming class monitor, there will be greater advantages for evaluations, awards, joining the Party, and employment?"
Qi Hui continued to brainstorm.
"That's it?"
"That's it."
"Sigh, rotten wood, rotten wood cannot be carved!"
Shen Weiyue shook his head and sighed, then asked, "What do you think of An Lan?"
"She's great. Pretty, sweet voice, and a big butt—my ideal type."
When talking about An Lan, Qi Hui's eyes lit up.
"Then damn it, I helped you create opportunities to have more time alone with her, is that wrong too?"
"Huh?"
"Huh my ass. Think about it: she's the girls' temporary representative, and you're the boys' temporary representative. You are the Counselor's right and left hands. You have to meet to discuss things all the time. Left hand holding right hand—don't you have more chances to be alone?"
"That's true."
"With the chance to be alone, relying on your hero-of-Yan-and-Zhao demeanor, the atmosphere will heat up after a few times. Won't she fall for you?"
"Seems like it, too."
"Right? Proximity gives you the advantage, then things will naturally progress to dating, holding hands, hugging, opening a hotel room to touch..."
"Alright, alright, Brother Yue, say no more. I already have the image in my head, hehehe..."
Qi Hui couldn't help but chuckle foolishly, his old face flushed with excitement; he actually felt that what Shen Weiyue said made a lot of sense.
Not just reasonable, it was exactly what he was thinking and worrying about!
Xie Dongming and Zhang Chengbin were drinking their beverages, stunned to see Shen Weiyue trick this idiot Qi Hui with just a few words.
And Shen Weiyue's next words made them almost have a cerebral hemorrhage.
"Little Hui, what you thought of, I thought of more thoroughly. What you didn't think of, I also helped you think of. Shouldn't you thank me?"
"You're right, thank you, Brother Yue!"
"Wrong, that form of address is wrong."
"Huh?"
"Huh what? I've helped you so much, and you aren't even willing to call me, Godfather?"