122: Chapter 122 Straight Men's Guide to Avoiding Being Hooked

Li Mengmeng left in a huff, but before she did, she told Shen Weiyue to remember that he still owed her a Fortune-telling.

Xie Dongming also ran to the Restroom to vomit, cursing under his breath that he would definitely report this shady establishment.

A-Bin and Qi Hui followed to observe the miserable scene, leaving only Ning Xi and Shen Weiyue in the private room.

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter..."

Ning Xi laughed so hard she swayed back and forth, feeling that Shen Weiyue was utterly wicked.

This guy had pranked everyone so seriously. Thinking of Li Mengmeng's exasperated look, she felt completely refreshed, making her even more charming.

"Shen Weiyue, you're so naughty~"

"Oh, you don't like it?"

"I like it!"

"Liking it is useless."

"I like it even if it's useless!"

Perhaps Ning Xi was provoked by Li Mengmeng. She thought about how she had traveled all this way to chase him, and barely after school started, some little b*tch was already trying to flirt with Shen Weiyue. Who knew what would happen later?

She decided she couldn't just sit back and wait for things to happen naturally; she had to take the initiative.

So, after speaking her true feelings in a joking tone and seeing no reaction from Shen Weiyue, she grew anxious and blurted out, "Shen Weiyue, I like you."

"I know," Shen Weiyue replied calmly.

"Ah?"

"What 'ah'? Isn't it normal for girls to like someone as talented as me, the Triple Andy Lau?"

"Then do you like me?"

"Who doesn't like a sweet and lovely beauty?"

Ning Xi's breathing quickened, her chest rising and falling rapidly as she nervously looked at him: "Then can you be my boyfriend?"

"Just you?" Shen Weiyue frowned.

"Ah..." Ning Xi's mind went blank. What did he mean, 'just one person'? Were there two people?

"How could I, a computer science major, only deal with one client? After all, distributed systems are a required course, and code should be open source."

"What do you mean?"

"It's impossible for me to like just one person."

Ning Xi was dumbfounded, unsure how to interpret this sentence.

Did he mean it was impossible for him to like anyone else, or impossible to like only one person?

Just as Ning Xi was about to press for answers, Xie Dongming and the other two returned, bringing the conversation to an abrupt halt.

"Let's go, the singing plan has changed. Let's go back to the dorm to rest."

Shen Weiyue called for the bill, then he and Ning Xi parted ways at school, everyone returning to their respective homes.

...

Lan Yuan Girls' Dormitory.

Li Mengmeng's lungs were about to explode with anger when she returned to her dorm.

She, who hunted geese all her life, had her eyes pecked out by a goose. This Shen Weiyue played a good game of counter-kill and backstab.

"Mengmeng, I truly admire you. You actually ate more than half of that awful fish!"

Wang Shishi couldn't help but exclaim. The School Beauty, to maintain her elegant demeanor and not vomit at the dinner table, had forced herself to swallow it all.

"Shishi, stop talking. The moment you mention it, I want to throw up again." Li Mengmeng patted her chest. She had already changed into cool pajamas, and her 'bunnies' were bouncing wildly.

"Mengmeng, Shen Weiyue was toying with you, you know."

"He's so cunning."

"We initially thought he was trying to curry favor with you, but he was deliberately teasing you. Guys around eighteen or nineteen like him are very dangerous; most people can't outplay them..."

During the summary and analysis meeting, the three roommates chattered incessantly, but the core message was the same:

Shen Weiyue is a guy who cannot be easily swayed by beauty. He's too challenging!

Li Mengmeng snorted, then remembered Ning Xi mentioning the high school School Beauty, and a strong competitive spirit surged within her, small flames sputtering.

This is exactly the kind of challenge I want! Anyway, this girl has remembered him. No guy has ever dared to tease me like this!

She recalled the Doraemon Shen Weiyue mentioned, and confidently corrected her roommates: "You're wrong, he's not unmoved by beauty; he just has strong self-control."

"Just you wait, I'll get my revenge sooner or later!"

...

"So what if she's a School Beauty? School Beauties are people too; don't deify them."

"Originally, there were no gods in this world. Gods are all figments of people's imagination, like three-foot clay statues imbued with special meaning and concretized."

"Girls like Li Mengmeng have received too many privileges because of their beauty since childhood. They are extremely proud... What? You say she's not proud? No, no, no, she's just good at hiding it."

"Dealing with such girls, if you're not careful, you'll be 'hooked' like a culter alburnus. What's a culter alburnus? Just a tasty fish, that's not important..."

"As your godfather, my first advice to you is: don't deify women and don't belittle yourselves, otherwise you'll become a simp."

"A wolf travels a thousand miles to eat meat; a dog travels a thousand miles to eat shit. Simps often end up with nothing, not even able to eat shit."

"Sigma males never simp..."

While the girls' dorm was summarizing lessons learned, in Dorm 404, Shen Weiyue was delivering his first soul-touching speech.

Director Shen had seen too many tragedies born from simping in his previous life.

Just within the system, in Chongyang County, he had personally witnessed:

Colleague Old A, who had already been promoted to Deputy Director, was a big shot outside, but at home, he was completely henpecked. His wife, thinking he wasn't manly enough, went out to find someone to whip her as a 'task,' even calling him while she was running.

Colleague Little B always noted 'voluntary gift' when transferring red envelopes to his girlfriend. He spent over 200,000 yuan in three years, losing both money and the person.

Colleague Big C was the most tragic of all. He simped for over ten years, and after his wife cheated, she righteously cursed him, saying that her ten-plus years with him weren't as joyful as one night with her wild man.

Later, Old A felt he had no face to be a leader, resigned from his Deputy Director position, and retreated to the second line, disheartened and seeking solace in fishing.

Little B's dao heart shattered, and he drove onto the sidewalk, hitting and killing his girlfriend, for which he was sentenced to life imprisonment.

Big C simply jumped off a building to end it all, and his house and car were even taken by the wild man.

Tragic.

Utterly tragic.

Although Director Shen didn't have a savior complex, he absolutely would not allow simps within one meter of him, especially his roommates.

He wanted to instill in them the Straight Man's Guide to Avoiding Being Hooked.

"Brother Yue, keep going, I'm taking notes!"

Qi Hui eagerly absorbed the emotional knowledge he had never heard before, completely captivated, feeling that his previous approach to An Lan was entirely wrong.

A-Bin and Fatty Xie also listened thoughtfully, jotting down these words and holding them as gospel, marveling at the profound thoughts of Shen the Pretender King.

A specter, the specter of Sigma, was haunting Dorm 404.

Shen Weiyue personally tore open the ideological shackles of his simp friends, crowned himself the Godfather of Emotions, and firmly sat in the dorm's head seat.

"Brother Yue, so after you treated Li Mengmeng like that today, she definitely won't bother with you anymore, right?"

"I don't give a damn, but I bet she'll come back on her own. You don't understand women like her; if she doesn't get her revenge, she'll never be at peace."

"But she's really beautiful. If you lose the chance to get her, will you regret it?"

"She's beautiful, but not the most beautiful I've seen. Not enough for me to regret."

Shen Weiyue admitted that Li Mengmeng, with her pure and alluring style this afternoon, was a top-tier beauty.

But looking at the candid photo of Zhao Qingyan on his phone, he thought, 'I don't even simp for a foxy beauty of such devastating allure, so why should I for Li Mengmeng?'

The only woman I ever simped for was Liang Yuting, but it wasn't for love.

In this life, no woman will ever make me simp! Sigma males are born not to kneel!

The three silly dogs were utterly awestruck.

This is the true style of a Pretender King!