96: Chapter 96: Getting a Photo with a Fox

The theory of biological evolution tells us that living things are full of diversity.

Just as in this world, some people get dizzy from naked-eye 3D, while others get dizzy from naked 36D.

Without a doubt, Shen Weiyue was the latter.

There was still a hint of confusion in his eyes.

It clearly didn't look this outrageous when we were desk mates, and back in Shenzhen last time, it was only a little bit bigger.

How did it get so much bigger in just over ten days?

Although Shen Weiyue had said before that he would look at a girl's eyes first, if that girl was Zhao the Fox, he would look everywhere.

Looking brazenly.

She would definitely be angry, but he didn't give a damn.

Anyway, it's not like you haven't hit me once or twice before; I've already taken the beatings for the rest of my life in advance, so what's wrong with me doing a little visual estimation of pi?

You're the one who taught me math, idol!

Zhao Qingyan hadn't expected that just because she wore a slightly tighter t-shirt today, Shen Weiyue would turn into this state.

If she really wore the styles her mother bought, wouldn't this donkey go crazy?

Clearly, when they were in Shenzhen last time, his gaze hadn't been this rampant.

Zhao Qingyan was actually made to feel a sense of shame by Shen Weiyue's gaze. She tightened her legs and, for the first time ever, turned to the side to avoid his eyes.

She didn't know why, but she, who had always been calm and unruffled, was easily made angry whenever she saw Shen Weiyue.

This Stupid Donkey always liked to spout nonsense with a straight face, and he wasn't the least bit ashamed.

Ask yourself this.

In this day and age where most boys still blush when talking to girls, how strong must Shen Weiyue's heart be to make someone as cold as her admit defeat?

Oh, right.

This guy even dared to brazenly admire their English teacher, Liang Yuting, on top of the charge of showing disrespect to his teacher.

Pfft, and he still dares to claim he respects his teachers and values morality? What a shameless Stinky Donkey.

"Shen Weiyue, how did I only just realize you're such a lecher? You really aren't a good person at all."

Zhao Qingyan couldn't handle his gaze and regretted coming to find him on an impulse.

I must have a screw loose too. If I had known, I wouldn't have bothered with this bastard. Anyway, he didn't get into a university in Beijing, did he?

Emmm... I remember now.

I was wondering what was different about this Shen the Donkey after he went to the big city for a spin. Now it seems he's just become even more lecherous.

Look, just look.

He's still looking. Not only is he looking, he's frowning!

"Have you seen enough?"

Zhao Qingyan couldn't take it anymore. A fierce look appeared in her eyes, and she jabbed him with her pen again.

Shen Weiyue's drowsiness vanished instantly, and he wailed, "Hiss, it hurts! Are you trying to stab me to death?"

"Stabbing you to death is what you deserve..."

"Watch out, I'll find a chance to stab you back later."

"Keep dreaming."

Shen Weiyue rubbed his arm, but in the end, he couldn't help but ask the question that had been on his mind: "Fox, I never noticed it before. How come you didn't tell me about something this big earlier?"

"Shut up! Did you forget the three rules we agreed on?" Zhao Qingyan was both embarrassed and anxious.

"That was agreed upon when we were still in school. Now that we've graduated, that unequal treaty should be voided."

"Heh, you got into college and now you're burning bridges. I really misjudged you."

"What, do you want to keep me under your thumb for the rest of your life?" Shen Weiyue raised his voice and shot her a sidelong glance. "You're not my wife."

"You..."

Zhao Qingyan was so angry her chest heaved rapidly. She didn't want to deal with this Stinky Donkey anymore.

What was I thinking? Why did I have to come over here and ask for abuse?

She snorted and turned to leave.

Shen Weiyue couldn't help but laugh. He quickly pulled her back and asked, "Did you come all this way just to bicker and argue with me?"

"Who wants to bicker and argue with you? Childish and boring." Zhao Qingyan shook off his hand.

Just now, being held by his large hand for those few seconds, her palm had become scalding hot, as if it had been burned by fire.

What a strange feeling.

Ignoring the curious gazes of the people around them, Shen Weiyue asked again, "Then what did you come here for?"

"To say hello and say goodbye."

"Alright, when did the aloof School Beauty Zhao become so big on rituals? I feel flattered!"

"No, I have to commemorate this historic moment."

Shen Weiyue took out his phone, opened the camera, turned it around, and snapped a photo while Zhao Qingyan was still dazed.

"You..."

"What a pity, this crappy phone doesn't have a front-facing camera. It didn't even capture the whole person."

Shen Weiyue looked at the photo he had just taken. Zhao Qingyan had habitually dodged, so her face wasn't even in the shot.

"Fox, can you cooperate and let's take a photo together?"

Zhao Qingyan also saw the defective product. She breathed a sigh of relief and then pushed away his phone. "No."

Shen Weiyue asked, "Why not?"

Zhao Qingyan answered coldly, "I don't like it."

He said with regret, "But I really want to keep a photo of us together."

She was silent for a long moment, then suddenly remembered back when they were filling out college applications, when she disagreed with Shen Weiyue choosing Jianghai University as his first choice, and this donkey had argued righteously, asking her to give him a reason.

Fine, back then you made me give you a reason, so now you give me a reason too!

Zhao Qingyan spoke softly, "Then give me a reason."

"What kind of reason do you need for this? We'll rarely see each other in the future, and you're like half a teacher to me. Can't I keep it as a memento?"

"The reason is insufficient."

"Then have you ever heard this quote?" Shen Weiyue gazed at her in a low, deep voice. "To meet the person you are meant to meet among millions of people..."

"In the boundless wilderness of time, among millions of years, not a step earlier, not a step later, just happening to coincide. There's nothing else to say, only a gentle question: Oh, are you here too?"

"Are you here too? Such a coincidence is worth being etched in light and shadow."

It was the first time Zhao Qingyan had seen him speak in such a magnetic, low-pitched tone, and he was quoting lines from Eileen Chang's classic prose. This Stinky Donkey was quite alluring like this.

Isn't this the sense of fate of meeting in the wilderness?

Zhao Qingyan felt flustered and had to shake her head to hide her abnormality. "Forced and unoriginal. The reason is still insufficient."

Shen Weiyue's eyelid twitched.

Damn it, I've already used this move, why won't she give in?

Does she really have to force me to use my trump card?

Zhao Qingyan smiled half-heartedly and urged, "Do you have any other reasons? If not, I'm going back. My flight is boarding soon."

"Fine, you're such a smart little fox, I can't trick you. I'll tell you the truth: I want to use our photo to pretend you're my girlfriend."

"What did you say?!" Zhao Qingyan, who had been composed and at ease, was shocked, her eyes widening into perfect circles.

"You know, ever since I was little, because of my good looks, I've had to endure too many things I shouldn't have had to." Shen Weiyue looked at her and sighed. "A handsome man like me will definitely be liked by many girls in college."

"Keep being shameless, I'm listening." Zhao Qingyan's eyelid twitched wildly. She suppressed the absurdity and signaled for him to continue his performance.

"Think about it, if they pursue me like crazy and pester me, it will definitely affect my studies, right?"

"Right, continue."

"So if I have a photo of us together, when someone bothers me, I can take it out and slap it on the table: 'Look! This is my girlfriend. Are you as good-looking as her?'"

"And then?"

"Then they'll know to back off, realizing that I'm taken and not a man they can covet." Shen Weiyue made a slashing gesture. "That way, all future troubles will be eliminated once and for all."

"Is that so?" Zhao Qingyan shot him a sidelong glance. "What if there's someone better-looking than me?"

"That's impossible. You're the best-looking girl I've ever seen... Anyway, let's not get sidetracked. Fox, just tell me, is this reason sufficient?"

"It's passable. I agree."