109: Chapter 109 Have you ever heard of the school beauty?

Evening.

After a day of high-intensity drills, the freshmen, exhausted to the point of death, returned to the dorm.

Xie Dongming and Zhang Chengbin collapsed into their chairs the moment they entered, wailing that they couldn't take it anymore and were going to die.

Shen Weiyue was the first to occupy the Restroom to take a shower. After a cold shower in the hot weather, he felt full of energy again.

When he finished and came out, the three dogs took turns washing up, then climbed onto their beds and collapsed like piles of mud.

After catching their breath for a while, Qi Hui couldn't hold back anymore and kicked off the night's round of dorm talk.

"Brother Yue, I heard that high school classmate of yours is the most beautiful freshman in the Medical School?"

"Oh? Is that so? How come I didn't know about it?" Shen Weiyue expressed confusion.

"Fatty Xie said so. He said the most beautiful freshman in this year's Medical School is named Ning Xi. That should be your friend, right?"

"I don't know."

"It must be her. Ning Xi is so good-looking; she must be the most beautiful freshman in the Medical School. I really envy you, Brother Yue, having such a beautiful friend. The air must be fragrant when you walk with her, right?"

"Pfft, do you think she's very pretty?"

"Yeah, super pretty."

"Oh, why do I think she's just average? Maybe it's because I'm face-blind. After being classmates for so long, I can't even tell if she's pretty or not."

"???" Qi Hui was stunned for a second, then became furious. "Pah!"

Xie Dongming narrowed his eyes. Shen the Dog had such a strong aura of pretension.

Zhang Chengbin was so excited that his whole body trembled, his soul quivering.

"Damn, Shen the Dog really put on a great act! When will I be able to pull off a stunt like that? No, I have to write this down and pull it off next time I get the chance! If there's no opportunity, I'll create one."

A-Bin glanced at Shen Weiyue gloomily, feeling like he had learned something new. Following this loser Shen Weiyue, there was something new to gain every day.

Over there, Qi Hui was still cursing, but Xie Dongming finally took over the conversation: "You idiots, have you ever heard of the School Beauty?"

A flash of light appeared in Zhang Chengbin's eyes. He continued to pretend to be calm, but was actually focused intently. Qi Hui stopped cursing, sat up instantly, and prepared himself.

Shen Weiyue looked at his phone, replied to Fox's message first, then asked casually: "What School Beauty?"

"Oh, you dog, Shen Weiyue, you're still pretending! The School Beauty, the most beautiful girl! Aren't you interested? What the hell are you acting for!" Xie Dongming was furious and couldn't help but curse out loud.

You bastard, didn't you see that A-Bin and Little Hui were already listening intently with proper posture? With you idiot acting so indifferent, how am I supposed to put on a big show?

Shen Weiyue replied to Fox with another dog-head emoji, waited for her to send an angry emoji, and then put down his phone, smiling: "Oh, my apologies, Dong Zi, please start your performance!"

"Damn you, I want to kill you!" Xie Dongming was so angry he pounded the bed.

"Oh, Brother Yue, just flatter Brother Ming a little. I can't wait anymore." Qi Hui couldn't help but intervene to mediate.

"OJBK, it was my fault for not recognizing the expert. Welcome our Jiang University know-it-all, Xie Dongming... Brother Dong, I hope you won't hesitate to teach us the legend of the most beautiful School Beauty!" Shen Weiyue cupped his hands in a bow.

Xie Dongming felt satisfied. He glanced at him sideways and huffed. He found Qi Hui, who liked to play the straight man, very pleasing to the eye: "Little Hui, do you know how many School Beauties there are in our school?"

"There must only be one School Beauty, right?" Qi Hui answered matter-of-factly, which made Xie Dongming even more satisfied.

"Tsk, idiot, I knew you didn't know the ropes. With so many people in college, how could there only be one School Beauty?"

Although roasting Qi Hui was satisfying, it would be even better if he could roast that idiot Shen Weiyue. Xie Dongming kept glancing at Shen Weiyue out of the corner of his eye, but didn't get the feedback he wanted. Fortunately, there was still Qi Hui to keep the conversation going.

"More than one School Beauty? Wow, Brother Ming, you seem to know a lot. Hurry up and tell us in detail!" Qi Hui urged anxiously.

At this moment, he looked incredibly handsome in Xie Dongming's eyes. As expected, having a sensible person around was too important. Dorm 404 couldn't do without Little Hui, just as the West couldn't do without Jerusalem.

Xie Dongming looked at Zhang Chengbin again. A-Bin caught the hint and flattered him, making him feel even more satisfied, and he began to talk incessantly:

"To talk about School Beauties, you have to talk about Department Beauties. The girls who can become School Beauties must be the ones carefully selected from among the Department Beauties."

"Jianghai University has thirteen categories including liberal arts, science, engineering, and medicine, with a total of forty specialized schools. Each school has its own Department Beauty."

"Everyone has different standards for beauty, but as far as I know, Jianghai University generally privately selects a greatest common divisor for each grade."

"As the name suggests, that greatest common divisor is the beauty that most people recognize, so theoretically, there is one School Beauty per grade."

This theory was a bit novel; even Shen Weiyue became very interested.

Xie Dongming observed the expressions of his three roommates. Seeing that even Shen Weiyue was listening intently, he deliberately affected the tone of a storyteller until a ball of paper was thrown at him, at which point he continued.

"The School Beauty of our grade is said to be the Department Beauty of the School of Economics, Li Mengmeng..."

Before he finished speaking, Qi Hui shouted anxiously: "What the hell? If Ning Xi is so pretty and can't be the School Beauty, then how beautiful must Li Mengmeng be?"

"I don't know, but I heard that during the selection, Ning Xi was ranked just behind Li Mengmeng, slightly inferior. Little Hui, why don't you help us cover for us? While we're still in military training, let's go to the School of Economics and stake it out to see?"

"That's not good, I don't have that much power." Qi Hui subconsciously shook his head and refused.

"Then don't interrupt, you trash." Xie Dongming laughed at him and continued to rack his brains, "As for the sophomore School Beauty..."

His gaze gradually drifted, his eyes full of longing.

Everyone felt a shiver in their hearts, knowing that this sophomore School Beauty must be extraordinary.

Sure enough, the wealthy and beautiful School Beauty appeared.

"Class of 2008, there's a senior in the Music School named Yun Qingqing. She's a wealthy beauty from Shanghai, has practiced classical dance since she was a child, has a tall figure with long legs, and has an extraordinary posture and temperament. She is the champion of the National Campus Beauty Pageant..."

The dorm suddenly went quiet; you could hear a pin drop.

Champion of the National Campus Beauty Pageant, how awesome is that!

Qi Hui and Zhang Chengbin looked at each other and couldn't help but interrupt again: "National level, so awesome, what kind of person deserves her?"

Xie Dongming glanced at him and said indifferently: "Don't even think about it. At the very least, you have to be a top-tier rich, handsome guy."

"I'm tall too, I'm 1.8 meters."

"But are you rich, handsome, and top-tier?"

"Damn, that's cruel. I'll fight you..."

The two started arguing for no reason. Seeing them stray from the topic, Shen Weiyue reminded them: "Little Hui, don't interrupt, let Dong Zi continue!"

"What did you call me?"

"Fine, fine, fine, Brother Dong."

"You are teachable."

Xie Dongming glanced at Shen Weiyue sideways, feeling thoroughly comfortable after being called Brother Dong.

"Class of 2007, the junior School Beauty is a senior from the School of Liberal Arts named Xia Zhuxi. She is beautiful and sweet-voiced, a talented woman, and also very famous in the local Hanfu circle. She is a coser..."

Qi Hui asked: "What is a coser?"

Shen Weiyue scolded him sternly: "Little Hui, shut up, let Brother Dong continue."

Qi Hui quickly covered his mouth.