110: Chapter 110 Yun Qingqing, Bai Youyou?

Haha, call me Brother Dong again.

Being called Brother Dong feels great.

Shen Weiyue, that blockhead, always has this cool and indifferent attitude, as if nothing can cause a ripple in his heart.

But in the end, he couldn't resist the temptation of the School Beauty and had to swallow his pride and humble himself. How could that not make one feel excited and happy?

"Yuezi, I'm very happy that you can call me Brother Dong."

Xie Dongming's fat face was filled with smugness, as if he had gotten a huge bargain, which Qi Hui watched with immense envy.

Damn it, Shen Weiyue has never called me Brother Hui. Instead, he always makes me call him godfather.

Rounding up this generational hierarchy, isn't that dead fatty afraid of shortening his lifespan!

After enjoying himself for a moment, Xie Dongming returned to the topic at hand and couldn't help but sigh with regret, "Sigh, a goddess like Yun Qingqing is like the bright moon in the sky—we shouldn't even dream about her. As for Xia Zhuxi, we don't understand her social circle."

"Since Li Mengmeng from this freshman class has just started university, we might still have a chance if we work hard. It's just that I haven't seen what she actually looks like yet..."

"If she's even better-looking than Ning Xi, she definitely won't disappoint. Don't you agree, Brother Yue?" Qi Hui said with certainty.

Shen Weiyue nodded absentmindedly, but a pretty face appeared in his mind.

Barring any surprises, he had already met Li Mengmeng, and she was even on his QQ friends list.

The Li Mengmeng who had struck up a conversation with him on the back seat of the bus when school started was the Li Mengmeng majoring in economics. She was bound to be the School Beauty of this freshman class.

How should he put it?

If Shen Weiyue were to judge objectively, Li Mengmeng was indeed slightly better-looking than Ning Xi.

After all, the first impression she gave was that she was almost on par with Zhao Qingyan; her looks were incredibly striking.

Of course, one couldn't judge a person solely on appearance. At the very least, Shen Weiyue felt that Sister Xi's chest was larger than Li Mengmeng's, which was an indisputable fact.

As he thought this, other girls inexplicably popped into his mind.

There was the graceful Liang Yuting, and the curvy twins, but after a revolving lantern-like spin through his mind, the overall number one still had to be Zhao the Fox.

Zhao Qingyan remained, by far, the number one earthly beauty Shen Weiyue had ever seen.

This fox was truly excessively beautiful. Not only was she fair-skinned, gorgeous, and tall, but she also had the bonus of high intelligence, making her a genius School Beauty who combined wisdom and beauty.

Shen Weiyue had never seen Yun Qingqing, the winner of the National Campus Beauty Pageant mentioned by Xie Dongming, so he couldn't comment much.

But he felt that if Zhao Qingyan went to participate in that kind of ranking competition, she definitely wouldn't lose.

Only those who had seen Zhao the Fox in her Shenzhen fan outfit could truly appreciate that breathtaking beauty.

While Shen Weiyue was dazing off, A-Bin couldn't take it anymore and urged, "Alright, Fatty Xie, stop sighing and tell us quickly, who is the senior School Beauty?"

"Huh? A-Bin, what did you call me?"

"Alright, alright, Brother Dong, please tell us quickly."

Now that all three of his roommates had called him Brother Dong, Xie Dongming was so ecstatic he was practically losing his mind. He said rapturously, "For the class of 2006, the universally recognized School Beauty is Bai Youyou from the School of Foreign Languages. She was the School Beauty back in our high school, and she's still the School Beauty at Jiang University. She's very kind and gentle..."

"Haha, have you guys noticed a pattern? Names with an ABB structure easily produce beauties—like Li Mengmeng and Bai Youyou. It seems that if you look for a girlfriend based on this type of name, you generally won't go wrong."

Qi Hui seemed to have discovered a key point and couldn't help but chime in again.

"Little Hui, you seem to know everything... Shen Weiyue, why aren't you saying anything? What are you thinking about?"

Xie Dongming habitually paid attention to Shen Weiyue. Seeing him frowning with a blank stare, he couldn't help but ask, "You aren't thinking about Bai Youyou, are you?"

This fair-skinned fatty might not be good at other things, but he was really good at guessing.

He actually guessed right; Shen Weiyue was indeed thinking about Bai Youyou at this moment.

The moment those three words escaped Fatty Xie's mouth, Shen Weiyue's mind jolted violently. Memories of his past life came flooding back, causing his gaze to instantly become sharp.

Good, very good.

My Sister Bai is actually a senior School Beauty at Jianghai University.

Now, there is another reason why I must save her.

Shen Weiyue stared intently at Xie Dongming and asked urgently, "Do these School Beauties have boyfriends?"

"Hehehe, blockhead Shen, so you were planning this. You've asked the right person." A clever light gleamed in Xie Dongming's eyes. "First, tell me, did your heart skip a beat because of her looks?"

"Cut the bullshit. I haven't even seen her, so what kind of ideas could I have?" Shen Weiyue lifted his tank top, revealing his six-pack abs, and said fiercely, "Spit it out quickly! If you don't, I'll come over and sleep with you!"

"Don't! You damn dog, you're too thirsty. It's terrifying!"

Seeing this, Xie Dongming didn't dare to show off any longer and hurriedly answered, "According to grapevine rumors, Xia Zhuxi doesn't have a boyfriend. Her suitors could line up from Binjiang Road all the way to West Lake, but not a single one has managed to catch her eye."

"She's a School Beauty, after all, so it's normal for her to have high standards. What about Yun Qingqing?" Zhang Chengbin chimed in with great interest.

"Yun Qingqing is the School Beauty with the most rumors surrounding her. According to the gossip, her suitors are all wealthy second-generation heirs or the children of government officials—not just from our school, but even from other provinces and universities."

"And then?"

"And then, she actually doesn't have a boyfriend. A winner of the National Campus Beauty Pageant who is also a rich, beautiful girl from Shanghai—us Shanghainese have ridiculously high standards."

"I reckon Yun Qingqing is going to make her debut as a star. With her qualities, anyone wanting to pursue her would need a net worth of billions to even think about it..."

Xie Dongming seemed to be validating his own deduction, shaking his head back and forth as he spoke.

In his subconscious, he felt that no guy in the school could even catch Yun Qingqing's eye, let alone win her favor.

The Melancholy Little Prince Shen Weiyue couldn't do it, and the young A-Bin stood even less of a chance.

As for himself, even thinking about it was out of the question, and even wanting to was a sin.

"Anyway, let's not talk about Yun Qingqing. Let's talk about the last School Beauty, who is also the only approachable one—Senior Sister Bai Youyou. Word has it that an athletic student has been pursuing her for three years, and it seems like he's making some progress..."

Hearing this, Shen Weiyue's eyes couldn't help but narrow.

Athletic students were all brutes full of brute strength. When a girl dated an athletic student, wouldn't she be thoroughly dominated?

Maybe she'd even get tossed around in a 360-degree loop occasionally, getting broken into pieces in the end.

In Director Shen's memories, the person Bai Youyou eventually married was indeed an athletic student, and he was indeed her university classmate.

Looking at it this way, it was highly likely to be the bastard Fatty Xie was talking about.

Damn it, why should such a wonderful girl be bullied by a beast like that?

And that beast was even a domestic abuser who would turn into a degenerate gambler!

I have to find a way to break them up!

Qi Hui glanced at Shen Weiyue, who had fallen into deep thought again, and pressed, "An athletic student? Is he very handsome? To be able to pursue the School Beauty, is he also a wealthy second-generation heir?"

"Nonsense! Senior Sister Bai is definitely not the type of person who cares about money." Xie Dongming snorted in disdain.

"You know her that well?"

"Didn't I already say? Senior Sister Bai was the School Beauty at our high school. Back then, she was famous for her kind heart, and her family is quite well-off. There are still legends about her circulating in the school."

"What legends?"

"That she's beautiful and kind-hearted. Would you believe that she actually started donating to Project Hope back in middle school? The school only found out about it when Project Hope sent a letter of thanks to our high school."

"Then isn't she like a Living Lei Feng? Whoever ends up with her would hit the jackpot, wouldn't they?"

"Exactly, that athletic student really hit the jackpot..."

Just as the two were talking, they heard a loud "bang" as Qi Hui slammed his fist onto the bed board, startling even Shen Weiyue awake.

"Qi Hui, fuck you, what are you doing?"

"Nothing, I just made a difficult decision and got a bit excited."

"What decision?"

"I'm going to get a School Beauty to be my girlfriend!"

"..."

A long silence fell over the dorm room.

Xie Dongming's phone even slipped from his bed and fell.