111: Chapter 111 The Triangle Theory of the Ultimate Man

"Guys, Qi Hui says he wants to get the School Beauty to be his girlfriend?"

Fatty Xie nimbly climbed down from his bed to pick up his phone, but his eyes were wide open, staring at Qi Hui the entire time, filled with subconscious shock.

Zhang Chengbin was also dumbfounded, unable to understand where Qi Hui got his courage from.

Damn it, this hero of Yanzhao Region really has no self-awareness whatsoever.

He is clearly so ordinary, yet so confident.

"A Hui, are you serious?"

"Yes, I'm serious. If I can't get the School Beauty to be my wife in this lifetime, I won't get married!"

Qi Hui nodded heavily, the conviction in his eyes growing even firmer. Suddenly, An Lan didn't seem attractive at all anymore.

Aside from being able to give birth to sons, a big butt has no other use.

"Old Yue, please talk some sense into him. I don't even know what to say anymore."

"Me too. I can't even laugh. The tears are just welling up inside me. How did such a brain-damaged idiot end up in our awesome dorm?"

A-Bin and Fatty Xie both covered their faces and sighed; indeed, not a single sound of mockery came from them.

Shen Weiyue understood them.

When a normal person does something ridiculous, it makes everyone laugh and tease him for being a fool.

But if this person, who is normal in everyone's eyes, does something seemingly ridiculous that is just too outrageous, everyone will start to suspect that he really is a fool.

At that point, it's not laughter anymore, but pity.

"Wait, what do you two mean? Brother Yue, do you also think I'm dreaming?" Qi Hui grew anxious.

Shen Weiyue smiled slightly and said righteously, "No, on the contrary, I support you!"

"Haha, A-Bin, Fatty Xie, look! Even Brother Yue thinks I can do it!"

Shen Weiyue's encouragement felt as if a Rinpoche had patted Qi Hui on the head, instantly filling him with strength.

"Sigh, Old Yue, you're so hypocritical, lying through your teeth..."

"You're wrong, A-Bin, Dong Zi. There is a saying: 'Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river.' Even Xuanfu feared the youth, and a man should not look down on the young. We cannot look down on anyone who has a dream."

"This is clearly a delusion of his. Honest advice is hard to hear, you shouldn't cloud his self-awareness..."

"That's why I need to enlighten Little Hui."

Shen Weiyue wore the smile of a wise man, which made Qi Hui's hair stand on end.

"Bro... Brother Yue, what's with that look?"

"You idiot, can't you see he's showing pity to the mentally disabled? You blockhead..."

"Shut up! Little Hui, let's first get to know the Mens Triangle Theory." Shen Weiyue glared at Xie Dongming, telling him to stop talking nonsense.

"The so-called Mens Triangle Theory, in short, is that if you view a man as a triangle, then being tall, rich, and handsome are the three corners of this triangle. Only when a man possesses all three corners does he present a stable shape in the eyes of girls."

Not only Qi Hui, but even Xie Dongming and Zhang Chengbin had never heard of this theory before, so all three of them assumed an attentive listening posture.

Shen Weiyue couldn't help but want to laugh. Who said only Qi Hui was stupid?

They were clearly three silly dogs!

"One thing to note is that this triangle is not equilateral."

"In the Man Triangle, 'tall' is the base, while 'rich' and 'handsome' are the two sides. When necessary, it can be an isosceles triangle, but most of the time it's a scalene triangle."

"In this triangle, the base length is always the shortest, which can approach zero, while the two sides are the most important."

"In this theory, men with a certain triangular structure are called ultimate men. I call this the Purified Mens Triangle Theory, or the Ultimate Man Iron Triangle for short."

"So, what is the Ultimate Man Iron Triangle? You might superficially think it's an equilateral triangle, but it's not. To be precise, it's a golden triangle."

"Of course, there are two types of golden triangles. The one I'm talking about must be the golden triangle with a vertex angle of 36 degrees and two base angles of 72 degrees..."

Shen Weiyue spoke at great length, leaving the three dogs lost in thought.

Qi Hui, after all, was a straight-A student who had fought his way out of the Yanzhao Region region. He immediately grasped the meaning of this golden triangle and said solemnly, "Brother Yue, do you mean that being 'tall' is utterly worthless compared to being 'rich' and 'handsome'?"

"Yes, A Hui, you have been enlightened!" Shen Weiyue nodded with gratification. "A-Bin, Fatty Xie, look at that. Little Hui's comprehension skills are very fast. How could you call him an idiot?"

Xie Dongming and Zhang Chengbin nodded subconsciously.

At this moment, the way the two of them looked at Shen Weiyue changed.

Damn, Old Yue's mastery of language is so powerful. He actually managed to summarize such a complex matter so incisively.

"Old Yue is right. This is exactly what we wanted to say. A Hui, ask yourself: what kind of triangle do you have? On what basis do you think you can get the School Beauty to be your wife?"

"..."

Qi Hui's expression instantly became dejected. He let out a deep sigh and stopped talking.

A-Bin's blunt words had directly made him feel emo.

"Screw you, A-Bin, that's not what I meant!" Shen Weiyue scolded with a laugh, quickly explaining, "Little Hui, the reason I brought up this theory is to tell you that if you want to get the School Beauty, you have to work on the Triangle Theory."

"Please, Godfather, teach me!" Qi Hui's dao heart was shattered, and his voice carried a hint of crying.

"It's very simple. If you have all three corners, getting the School Beauty will be as easy as taking something from your pocket."

"If you have two of the three corners, it won't be too difficult either."

"If you only have one, then you must get the 'rich' corner to have any hope of becoming the School Beauty's financially destined partner."

Shen Weiyue patted Qi Hui's dog head and comforted him, "Little Hui, you already have the 'tall' corner. Don't even think about 'handsome'; that's something you either have or you don't. The top priority right now is to fill in the 'rich' corner. Once you have money, let alone the School Beauty, you'll even have a chance with the Global Beauty!"

"Yes! Godfather is right, I understand." Qi Hui's blood boiled. Just as Shen Weiyue was about to praise him as a teachable student, he heard him say excitedly, "I must study hard and find a good job in the future..."

This idiot still didn't understand what he meant.

How much money can you make working for someone else? You have to get rid of this wage-slave mentality.

He sighed and looked at A Hui speechlessly. "A Hui, is there a possibility that a year of your salary working a job wouldn't even be enough for the School Beauty to buy a bag?"

"Huh?" Qi Hui was dumbfounded again.

"Hahahahaha." The two dogs, A-Bin and Fatty Xie, finally burst into loud laughter, laughing until tears came out.

"Seriously, working a job is a wage-slave mentality. You need to think about how to start a business and become a boss; only then can you realize your dream."

"Forget it, I don't know the first thing about starting a business, and I don't have any capital either."

Qi Hui became completely deflated, looking like a frost-bitten eggplant.

As the saying goes, courage is aroused by the first roll of drums, depleted by the second, and exhausted by the third.

He had already gone through twists and turns of being encouraged and then deflated repeatedly. Now, his spirit was mostly drained, and he collapsed onto his bed.

Shen Weiyue glared fiercely at Xie Dongming and Zhang Chengbin, pondering how to boost Qi Hui's morale so he could bring him along to start a business in the future.

While he was thinking, that idiot suddenly sat up like a corpse coming back to life, grinning as he said, "Never mind, I don't want the School Beauty anymore. I'll just choose An Lan."

"..."

"Choose, choose, choose, choose my foot! Do you think they are cabbages in the market for you to pick as you please? Look in the mirror! What shining points or special talents do you have that would make anyone interested in you?"

"Do you think you're special just because you have good grades? They also scored high to get in here! Your so-called advantages are not prominent at all in this school, and they'll be even more worthless after graduation."

"Stop filling your head with tits and start thinking about how to make yourself better, you idiot!"

This time, even Shen Weiyue couldn't help but curse out loud.

It seemed that our dorm really had a mentally disabled person in it.

So tired.