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396: Just add some foam.

Special Operations Department.

"I'm fed up with those hostages. It's not like we left them out for long, and nobody died, yet they're over there screaming their heads off."

"Tell me about it. They even said they were going to report me. Hahaha, report me to who?"

Wang Yuhao and Kai Silva walked back, chatting and laughing.

The latter walked straight over to Old Hei, who was busy welding not far away.

"Old Hei, help me fix my armor. I got hit by shrapnel from a blue eagle helicopter grenade yesterday."

Old Hei stopped what he was doing, looked up, and glanced at the HMP Special Operations body armor that Kai Silva handed over.

On the back of the body armor, there was a gaping hole about a hand's span long.

Old Hei didn't rush to take the body armor from Kai Silva, but just stared at him.

After being stared at for a while, Kai Silva scratched his head with a dry laugh.

"Haha, this month's allowance hasn't come down yet, so I'm out of repair kits."

"See if you have any scraps left, just patch it up."

Seeing Old Hei's helpless expression, Kai Silva added:

"Low-level repair kits are fine too."

Old Hei rolled his eyes and took the HMP Special Operations body armor.

"I'm saying, you're a team leader, at least act like it."

"When Quack Doctor is short on money, it's to support his family. Why can't you afford a repair kit?"

Facing Old Hei's doubt, Kai Silva waved his hand without thinking.

"Hey, 995 bullets went up in price, didn't they?"

"Compared to spending money on armor, I'd rather trust my bullets."

"After all, the Level 3 bullets the organization issues have too little armor-piercing power."

Meanwhile, Wang Yuhao also leaned over, put his hand on Kai Silva's shoulder, and laughed heartily at Old Hei:

"Red Wolf makes sense."

"What we wear can be glass, but what we hold in our hands must be a cannon!"

After saying that, Wang Yuhao took off his helmet and tossed it to Old Hei.

"Brother Hei, help me fix my helmet too."

Looking at the helmet and body armor in his hands, Old Hei sighed helplessly.

"You think I don't know you guys?"

"You're just here to freeload off me. Every time you say you don't have any, just to sponge off mine."

"I don't have any extra repair kits here right now either."

Old Hei grabbed a can of spray foam from the side.

"Just use some foam."

"Afterwards, I'll spray some paint on it, and you won't be able to tell from the outside."

As soon as he finished speaking, Old Hei immediately picked up the spray foam and applied it to the back of the body armor.

Seeing this, Kai Silva's pupils dilated instantly, and he quickly raised his hand to stop him.

"Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second, does that actually work?"

"Do you think you're repairing a dorm door?"

"You can't just use foam for everything. Will it be able to stop bullets later?"

Old Hei waved his hand dismissively.

"It's fine, it's on the back anyway. It can't be that coincidental that you'd get hit there again, right?"

At this moment, Wang Yuhao, who was to the side, also nodded thoughtfully.

"Brother Hei makes some sense."

"Unless you get chased down and shot, a hole in the back shouldn't be a big deal."

"Just make do for a few days, and replace it when the allowance comes in."

With the two of them going back and forth like this.

Kai Silva also felt it was fine.

After all, most of the missions he executed were frontal assaults.

It wasn't often that he could get hit in the back anyway.

This time was just an accident, being caught by shrapnel from a blue eagle helicopter shell.

And most missions were with Wang Yuhao.

Although they usually didn't spare each other with their words, they could truly entrust their backs to one another.

After finally thinking it through, Kai Silva nodded at Old Hei.

"Fine, then just use some foam."

"But the appearance must look no different from the original."

"Never mind whether it's bulletproof or not, if others see a hole in the back of my body armor that isn't fixed, they'll think I can't afford to get it repaired."

As he finished speaking, Old Hei gave Kai Silva an 'OK' gesture.

"If that's what you want, then I know how to do it."

"I'll get some instant noodles and 502 glue; I guarantee it'll look completely indistinguishable from the original when I'm done."

"Using foam is a bit uncoordinated."

Hearing the words 'instant noodles', Kai Silva's eyebrows twisted together.

"Are you kidding me? Does that make any sense?"

Seeing Kai Silva's reaction, Old Hei revealed a meaningful smile.

"Where do you think the money for the repair kits I used to fix your helmets and armor came from?"

"Didn't you pay out of your own pocket?" Wang Yuhao asked with a suspicious expression.

"How could that be? If I paid out of my own pocket, where would I get the money to buy this body armor?"

As he spoke, Old Hei tapped the Titan body armor he was wearing.

"Your repair kits were bought with the repair funds approved from above whenever various facilities were damaged."

Then Old Hei raised his hand and pointed around.

"Those facilities were all patched up by me using instant noodles and 502 glue. For so long, who among you noticed?"

"You might not have come into contact with these much, but just take Liu Yan's door, for example."

"That whole door, the inside is foam, the outside is instant noodles. After I sanded it down, I applied glue, and finally painted it."

"You've both been to Liu Yan's dorm a few days ago."

Hearing Old Hei getting more and more bizarre, Wang Yuhao leaned back slightly, while making eye contact with the skeptical Kai Silva.

Finally, the two looked at Old Hei together and said in unison:

"I don't believe it."

Crunch, crunch.

While they were talking, Old Hei had already produced a block of instant noodles from who knows where and crushed it.

After crushing it into pieces, he filled the gap in the HMP Special Operations body armor, saying without even looking up:

"If you don't believe me, go see for yourself."

Seeing Old Hei's confident smile, Wang Yuhao became interested.

"I have to see today if you're bullshitting."

"By the way, I'll see what Liu Yan is busy with. I was wondering a few days ago, he's always in his dorm by himself, and there's always a clanging sound."

As he spoke, he wanted to drag Kai Silva along to Liu Yan's dorm.

"I'm not going. If you want to go, go yourself."

Kai Silva pulled his arm back from Wang Yuhao's grip, staring intently at the busy Old Hei.

"I really want to see today how he repairs things with instant noodles."

Even while speaking, Kai Silva's eyes didn't shift a single bit.

His expression was as serious as if he wanted to see every single step of Old Hei's process.

Seeing this, Wang Yuhao simply went to the dorm by himself.

Before he had gone very far, Old Hei stretched his head out and said:

"Mighty Dragon, don't break the door. The original door was made of iron; if you want to test if it's real or fake, just use a magnet."

"Got it, got it."

All the way to the front of Liu Yan's dorm, Wang Yuhao first observed it with his eyes.

He saw the silver door, and it looked no different from any other door.

"Damn? This is interesting."

After his surprise, Wang Yuhao leaned his nose closer and sniffed.

In terms of smell, he couldn't detect anything unusual either.

Finally, Wang Yuhao took a small magnet out of his pocket.

He placed it on the door.

Clatter.

Almost as soon as he let go, the magnet fell to the ground.

"Holy crap? It's that awesome?"

"Is it really made of instant noodles?"

Knock, knock, knock.

"Countryman, countryman! Come out quickly, I've got something awesome to tell you."

"You definitely don't know, hahaha, your door is made of fucking instant noodles!"

Like an excited child, Wang Yuhao knocked on Liu Yan's dorm door repeatedly.

After a while, he didn't get any response.

Crack.

Just as he made the last careless knock, a cracking sound rang out.

Immediately after, a plate-sized hole appeared right where Wang Yuhao had just knocked.

From the hole, one could clearly see the foam inside and the instant noodle crumbs on the outer layer.

"This... this... this is too flimsy. Countryman, I didn't mean to..."

Just as Wang Yuhao was about to apologize to the inside, he looked through the hole and saw an empty room.

Before Wang Yuhao had time to be confused, an announcement sounded all around.

And the owner of the broadcast voice.

Was none other than the GTI's highest-ranking Commander.

"All active Operators Black Hawk level and above, report to the conference room immediately for a meeting!"

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