102: Chapter 102 Zhang Xuan: Let me do the math for you... *splatter* He spat out blood!

Lu Yong instantly stood at attention, clamped his legs together, his eyes as determined as if he were about to join the Party.

"Brother Shen, don't worry!"

"I will definitely investigate her ancestors back to the eighth generation!"

He stepped forward quickly, took out his phone, and frantically took pictures of the Girl's face, not caring at all about portrait rights.

What?

Infringing on portrait rights?

Investigating someone's information is also against the law?

So be it if it's against the law!

Anyway, it's a violation, not a crime!!

At the very least, my happiness below the waist is what matters most.

Lu Yong sent the photo directly to his secretary.

He only sent one sentence...

"Find out all the information about this woman, and hire the best lawyer for her husband!"

"If you can't make her leave with nothing, I will make you leave with nothing."

He figured the secretary on the other end must be dumbfounded.

Zhang Xuan looked at the two of them with suspicion.

These two are quite something!

"Come, tell fortunes!"

Shen Yuan said with a smile, "You calculate for him first. If you get it right, this Idiot Lu Yong will give you a reward!"

"Do you need my birth date and time?"

Lu Yong walked back and asked.

Zhang Xuan waved his hand, feigning profoundness, "It's fine if you give it, and it's fine if you don't. I can calculate by reading your face or palm."

"Alright, then calculate for me..."

Lu Yong stretched out his hand, "I choose palm reading."

Zhang Xuan: "..."

He looked at the palm, his brows furrowing tighter and tighter.

He suddenly looked up, his eyes filled with horror. He stared fixedly at Lu Yong's face, and then...

Pfft~~

A mouthful of blood sprayed out, landing directly on Lu Yong's face.

Lu Yong was startled, jerked his hand back, and wiped the blood off his face.

"Daoist, are you trying to scam me?"

"Let me tell you, my Brother Shen is the richest man in the Demon City, but we have zero tolerance for scammers!"

Lu Yong shouted, "We won't give you any money!"

"How is this possible?"

"You should be a dead man!"

"Who helped you defy the heavens and change your fate?"

Zhang Xuan was completely numb.

In this day and age, is there still someone who can help others defy the heavens and change their fate?

Is this reasonable?

In this Age of Dharma Decline... are there still great experts capable of defying the heavens and changing fate?

Shen Yuan raised an eyebrow. This so-called Longhu Mountain Daoist was actually quite accurate.

If I hadn't taken the protagonist to charge in...

Lu Xiao and Lu Yong, these two brave Idiots, would probably have kicked the bucket long ago.

"Come, come!"

Shen Yuan chuckled, shoved Lu Yong aside, and said, "Calculate for me!"

"My birth date and time is [Year/Month/Day/Hour/Minute]!"

Shen Yuan also extended his left hand, as the saying goes, men use the left and women use the right.

Zhang Xuan took a deep breath, channeled his energy to his dantian, steadied his breathing, and then looked at Shen Yuan.

He first extended his fingers and calculated the birth date...

His heart shook. This birth date.

He glanced at Shen Yuan's palm, then looked at Shen Yuan's face.

Pfft~~~

He spat blood again!

He was spraying it violently, for all he was worth.

Have you ever seen the master from *Flirting Scholar*?

Yes, that's the way he was spraying blood...

Shen Yuan hurriedly stood up, almost getting sprayed by the blood.

Zhang Xuan opened his mouth, his face pale as a sheet, almost falling to his knees.

What kind of person is this?

Looking back at the past, it's nothingness!

Looking into the future, it's chaos!

At this moment...

He seemed to see a guy like a god or a demon, at the end of time, carrying the power of the entire universe, pressing down.

But...

This backlash came fast and went fast!

It was as if...

A Supreme Being noticed someone calculating him and got angry.

But the next moment... that Supreme Being just got angry for a second and couldn't be bothered to pay attention to him.

Zhang Xuan lay on the ground, questioning his life.

What kind of person did I meet?

I shouldn't have come down the mountain!

Dad!!

You said that now spiritual energy is about to recover and ghosts are running rampant.

I am the most talented person in the history of Longhu Mountain.

Maybe if I come down the mountain to slay demons, I will gain merit, and maybe I will ascend to immortality.

But now...

Ascend my foot!

This destiny is all messed up!

A dead man has had his fate defied and changed.

Another person, I can't calculate anything about.

It's as if the luck of thousands of universes is added to him, and I almost died!

Wuwuwu...

A line of clear tears slid down from the corner of Zhang Xuan's eyes.

"Damn, brother, please don't try to scam me!"

"Although I am the richest man in the Demon City, I have zero tolerance for scammers!"

Shen Yuan hurriedly stepped forward to help Zhang Xuan up.

"If you didn't hit him, why help him up?"

"Because of this one sentence, the world has become increasingly cold."

"If people's hearts have collapsed, can they still be helped up?"

"If this continues... one day, the human world will become a hotbed of indifference."

Shen Yuan sighed with emotion, "The people will become destitute!"

"Without property, without knowledge, without emotion, without law, without virtue, without beauty!"

"In the end, they all become scoundrels!"

"Telling lies with their eyes open, spouting nonsense with their mouths wide open, telling falsehoods against their conscience."

"So absurd and shameless that they don't even know what their own soul is; honesty, shame, justice, and courtesy..."

"All thrown into the dog's belly."

"Everything is only for profit, and in the end, it will all become a struggle for profit."

"Pragmatism is rampant!"

"No trust, no responsibility, moral decay."

"Corruption, greed, infighting, and deceit!"

"Framing each other, criticizing each other, betraying each other!"

Shen Yuan said earnestly, "By the time you repent then, it will be too late!"

"Therefore, I firmly believe that this world can still be saved!"

Shen Yuan was extremely heartbroken, "Repentance (Chan) is asking for others' forgiveness and pardon!"

"Regret (Hui) is confessing one's own crimes; those who repent will truly feel the pain of others."

"But when that era really comes, what is the use of repentance?"

Shen Yuan stared at Zhang Xuan, his expression extremely serious.

Zhang Xuan: "..."

"So, what exactly do you want to say?" Zhang Xuan asked carefully.

Shen Yuan patted Zhang Xuan's shoulder heavily.

With a crack, Zhang Xuan's shoulder broke.

Zhang Xuan: 0ДQ

If you want to talk, just talk, why break my shoulder?

"I just wanted to say, I hate people who scam!"

Shen Yuan grinned.

Zhang Xuan had black lines on his forehead.

You said so many philosophical things about life, and in the end, you were just expressing that you hate scammers?

And you broke my shoulder?

"Sorry!"

Shen Yuan took out a bottle of primary healing pill and handed it to Zhang Xuan, "I thought you were the successor of Longhu Mountain, the next Celestial Master..."

"I thought you were tough!"

"As it turns out, you can't even take a slap from me!"

"This is a healing pill, eat it."

Shen Yuan smiled, "After all, you will eventually have to get used to being beaten up."

Zhang Xuan: "????"

He poured out a pill and stood there stunned.

Damn it...

Are you sure this is a healing pill?

Why do I feel like this is even more awesome than our Longhu Mountain Great Restoration Pill?

Why do I have to get used to being beaten?

"Idiot!"

Shen Yuan turned to look at Lu Yong, "I'm commandeering your car..."

"You can take a taxi back yourself!"

"I'm taking this little Celestial Master for a stroll!"

Shen Yuan waved at Lu Yong.

Lu Yong: "..."

Brother Shen, are you just abandoning me like this?

Shen Yuan glared, his act of blowing his beard and staring his eyes instantly coming online.

Lu Yong nodded instantly, "Okay Brother Shen, no problem Brother Shen, but... we agreed that I would treat Brother Shen to a massage."

"Get lost and go back to being your sycophant!"

Shen Yuan laughed coldly, "I am a big Villain, didn't you know?"

"Hehehe~~~"