5: Chapter 5 I have a system: you get beaten up, I pay you!

Chu Yang and Chu Yiyi: "..."

It felt like the Eldest Young Master of the Shen Family was a bit brain-damaged!

"Cough, cough, haven't done this in a while, my skills are rusty!"

Shen Yuan looked calm, maintaining the attitude of 'I'm not embarrassed, so no one else can laugh at me.'

"Eat, drink!"

"Chu Yang, happy birthday!"

Shen Yuan laughed.

"And happy birthday to me too!"

"Thanks!"

Chu Yang also laughed.

The three were eating small dishes...

Soon, the Bodyguard returned, placed a cake down, and then respectfully retreated.

"Birthday boy, make a wish, blow out the candles."

Shen Yuan opened the packaging, picked up the candles, "Nothing much, I'll just stick three in, how nice!"

Chu Yang was startled, "Young Master Shen, isn't three a bit..."

"Superstition, it's all superstition!"

Shen Yuan said, "Besides, you don't understand..."

"Light three candles at a wedding, the dragon and phoenix will protect you forever."

"Candlelight illuminates the hall, years bring prosperity to the people."

"Candles celebrate the birthday, meeting a good person in three lives."

"One wish for health, two wishes for career success, three wishes for a sweet life."

Shen Yuan had a set of little rhymes for everything.

Chu Yang: "..."

He had black lines on his forehead.

I haven't read much, don't try to fool me.

I don't buy your nonsense!

This guy doesn't look like someone from a wealthy family at all!

So, rich people can be good people too!

Turns out, I was just hating the rich and lumping them all together.

"Let's just do two!"

Chu Yiyi took one candle down.

Chu Yang blew out the candles, and Shen Yuan started bragging.

Bragging from east to west, from west to north...

"Is this Chu Yiyi your sister?"

After Shen Yuan ate the cake, had some dishes, and drank some wine.

After three rounds of drinks, Shen Yuan smiled slightly.

"What do you want to do?"

Chu Yang got anxious, "Although you saved Yiyi, you can't have designs on her."

"Yang Zi..."

Shen Yuan chuckled, "I'm just looking at how thin Yiyi has become."

"Who told you to call her Yiyi?" Chu Yang rolled his eyes.

"Cut the crap!"

Shen Yuan hooked his finger, "So what if I call her Yiyi? I even call you Yang Zi, if you have a problem, punch me!"

Chu Yang: "..."

A long time later... well-fed and satisfied.

"You two, escort Yiyi back!"

Shen Yuan ordered the two Bodyguards.

"Yes!"

The Bodyguards worked quickly, protecting Chu Yiyi as they climbed over the wall.

There wasn't a hint of drunkenness in Shen Yuan's eyes.

Chu Yang was the same.

Chu Yang took a few deep breaths.

The main event is finally coming!

Tonight, I ultimately couldn't escape the clutches of Young Master Shen.

"Thanks!"

Shen Yuan suddenly smiled.

Chu Yang was stunned, "What do you mean?"

"You're the one who let me know what day my birthday is." Shen Yuan laughed loudly.

Chu Yang: "?????"

You're asking me what day your birthday is?

I didn't even help you!

"Come walk with me!"

Shen Yuan said.

"Okay!"

Chu Yang nodded.

The two walked out.

"Yang Zi..."

Shen Yuan pursed his lips, "Immortal Emperor reborn, right?"

Chu Yang's footsteps stiffened suddenly, he turned his head sharply, his eyes filled with an indescribable meaning.

Perhaps it was shock, perhaps it was amazement, perhaps it even carried a hint of murderous intent.

"Calm down, calm down!"

Shen Yuan reached out and made a slicing motion across his own throat, "Want to kill me? That's fine too!"

"Who exactly are you?"

Chu Yang narrowed his eyes.

He had just been reborn, and this guy actually knew?

"Read novels?" Shen Yuan asked back.

"I have!" Chu Yang frowned tightly.

"That's good..."

Shen Yuan pointed at his own head, "I have a system!"

"Huh!?"

Chu Yang froze on the spot.

"Ding, Huh!?"

"Damn it, what the hell, you idiot!"

The system had completely gone crazy.

What kind of normal Host has a system and doesn't hide it?

Isn't it said that the system is always the biggest secret?

"What are you swearing at?"

Shen Yuan communicated with the system, "Why, don't you allow me to reveal your existence?"

"But you said before, even if I reveal your existence, you won't erase me!"

Shen Yuan smiled calmly.

System: "..."

It certainly wouldn't erase you!

But...

Who the hell knew you would actually blurt out the system!

Are you even human?

"System, sorry!"

Shen Yuan apologized sincerely.

System: "Forget it, forget it, do what you want, I... I'll just lie flat!"

Shen Yuan smiled like a flower.

Chu Yang was terrified.

A damn system?

Have you gone crazy from reading too many novels?

"Yang Zi, the system told me you are an Immortal Emperor reborn!"

"So, I came!"

Shen Yuan reached out his hand, "My mission is to suppress the Child of Destiny!"

Chu Yang was completely stunned.

"You are it!"

Shen Yuan smiled like a flower, "So, how about we cooperate?"

"I suppress you, I get rewards, and if the rewards... are resources or something, we split them, how about that?"

Shen Yuan smiled very happily.

Come on, Immortal Emperor!

If you don't want to, if you fear the system...

Then kill me!

I'll go back to Earth, become an immortal and ancestor, I will become Homelander!

Chu Yang's face twitched violently.

"Stop twitching, you'll have a stroke!"

Shen Yuan said kindly.

"Wait a minute!"

Chu Yang felt his head buzzing!

"The kind of omnipotent system from novels?"

"Didn't we agree that it was a secret?"

Chu Yang roared.

"If you don't believe me, shall we run an experiment?"

Shen Yuan licked his lips, "Let me beat you up!?"

Chu Yang: "..."

"How about we try?"

Chu Yang was silent for a second, speaking with slight suspicion.

Shen Yuan walked behind Chu Yang and slapped the back of Chu Yang's head without hesitation.

Chu Yang: You are still a polite person!

Knowing not to slap the face!

Damn!

Go easy!

Slap, slap, slap, slap...

He slapped him sixty times in total.

Chu Yang: "..."

I suspect you are deliberately setting me up.

"Ding, congratulations to the Host for slapping the Immortal Emperor sixty times, rewarding the Host with one million in cash!"

"Obtained 10 villain points!"

The system sounded a bit listless.

Clang, a suitcase hit the ground.

Chu Yang: "..."

Don't you have some kind of spatial treasure, are you trying to scam me here?

"System, 10 villain points, who are you looking down on? This is an Immortal Emperor!"

Shen Yuan was speechless, "Sixty slaps, and only 10 villain points?"

"Ding, can't help it, the Immortal Emperor is just an ordinary person right now!"

"If you slapped an Immortal Emperor at the Immortal Emperor realm, see if you'd get hundreds of millions of villain points!" The system was extremely calm.

"Forget it, let me see your system shop!"

Shen Yuan changed the subject.

If I could beat an Immortal Emperor, would I be wasting my breath with you?

"Ding, okay!"

The system was speechless.

Shen Yuan took a look, hanging on the first page was Pangu essence blood, Pangu flesh and blood, Pangu bone marrow...

System, you are really ruthless!

Wait...

What are pangu ribs?

Have you systems already turned the great god Pangu into a dish?

Shen Yuan's mouth twitched, then he flipped to the page he could afford.

primary healing pill: Price 10 villain points.

Redeem!

A small bottle suddenly appeared in Shen Yuan's hand.

He opened the bottle, and a fresh fragrance permeated the air.

Chu Yang was also stunned, "This is a pill!?"

"primary healing pill!"

"According to the efficacy, it can only treat injuries from the early stage of Qi Refining."

"Try it!"

Shen Yuan poured one out without hesitation and handed it to Chu Yang.

Chu Yang hesitated for a second, then swallowed it in one gulp.

A warm current instantly surged through his whole body, and the skin injury on his head healed instantly!

He closed his eyes, guided the bit of power in the pill, and then...

"Hmm, I sensed the Qi, I can cultivate!"

Chu Yang opened his eyes.

Shen Yuan: "?????"

You use a healing pill to cultivate!