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31: Chapter 31 Lu Xiao: I suspect you have special abilities! Shen Yuan: Looks like I'll have to kill you to silence you.
Shen Yuan stretched lazily.
According to the usual tropes, the famous scene of the Dragon King's return should be happening soon, right?
When the time comes...
"Perhaps the Old Man under the Moon is offline, and love is now managed by the God of Wealth..."
His phone rang.
He looked down to see who it was.
Lu Xiao (A Bit of a Dimwit)
"Lu Xiao!"
Shen Yuan answered the call and immediately started cursing, "You bastard, why didn't you show up on my birthday?"
"I went to chase after Wen Xun!"
Lu Xiao's voice was very tender. "I love her!"
"Love my foot!"
Shen Yuan said irritably, "How are things between you and Wen Xun now?"
"Great!"
"I already revealed my identity!"
"Now she's ignoring me!"
"I racked my brains and finally managed to make up with her!"
Lu Xiao's voice sounded a bit aggrieved. "Young Master Shen, this is all your fault. You almost made me lose my love!"
"You're leaving me loveless!"
Lu Xiao's tone was full of grief and indignation.
"Get lost!"
Shen Yuan said crossly, "I don't have time for your jokes. Why are you looking for me? If it's business, go find Uncle Gou!"
"No, Old Shen, Brother Yuan."
Lu Xiao suddenly got anxious. "It's my brother, it's about my brother!"
Shen Yuan was taken aback. "Your brother?"
"What's wrong with your brother?"
Shen Yuan asked curiously.
"He's become a simp!"
Lu Xiao said.
Shen Yuan's face twitched. "Aren't you a simp right now?"
"I succeeded in my pursuit, so I'm not a simp!" Lu Xiao bristled. "I'm not some boiling goat!"
"Weren't you planning on being a boiling goat before?" Shen Yuan countered.
Lu Xiao: "Heh, I'm a Happy Goat now!"
"Oh, so your brother is the boiling goat now?"
Shen Yuan asked with a grin, "What happened?"
"Brother Shen, do you really not know, or are you just pretending?"
Lu Xiao sighed. "You should know that the most famous 'scenic attraction' in Magic City is none other than the great simp of my Lu family, right?"
Shen Yuan: "..."
He really wasn't clear on that.
"My brother fell in love with a woman and is obsessively infatuated with her!"
Lu Xiao began to explain the details.
Lu Xiao's brother, Lu Yong!
In order to win Rong Yan's favor, he kept throwing money at her. In the end, he didn't get the girl, much less her heart.
He was simply being trained like a dog.
Even though he saw chat logs of Rong Yan flirting with other men, he pretended not to know.
He gave her cars and money!
A couple of days ago, when he dropped Rong Yan off at home, he happened to mention another man...
Rong Yan made Lu Yong kneel on a washboard at the entrance!
Lu Yong even said that as long as his intentions were sincere enough, his devotion would eventually move Rong Yan.
Lu Xiao had scolded him many times, and even their parents had chewed him out repeatedly!
But Lu Yong refused to admit he was wrong for the life of him!
He even threatened that if they kept pushing him...
He would jump off the building!
He nearly gave Father Lu a stroke from anger.
Listening to Lu Xiao's explanation, Shen Yuan fell into deep thought.
Why does this plot sound so familiar?
If Rong Yan is a female lead and Lu Yong is a villainous simp...
Then everything makes perfect sense!
Shen Yuan suddenly shuddered.
The author's moral values are truly f*cking outrageous!
"Why are you telling me all this?"
Shen Yuan asked, "I have things to do, hanging up now!"
"Don't!"
Lu Xiao hurriedly shouted, "Brother Shen, Brother Shen, I beg you, help me out. Make my brother change his mind!"
"Retard!"
Shen Yuan said disdainfully, "You can't even manage your own family, how can I?"
"No, no, no!"
Lu Xiao said quickly, "Brother Shen, I suspect you might have special abilities!"
Shen Yuan's head snapped up, a flash of killing intent in his eyes.
You actually found out?
Looks like I'll have to silence you permanently!
"Last time you gave me a beating, I felt my mind become much clearer!"
"If you hadn't beaten me awake, I'm afraid I would have fallen out with Wen Xun by now, and maybe I would have even lost my mind!"
"Brother Shen, you might not even know it yourself!"
"Maybe you have the power to beat people back to their senses!"
Lu Xiao's tone was somewhat pleading, "Just go take a look for me... if it still doesn't work, then I'll give up!"
"Fine!"
Shen Yuan nodded. It was a good chance to go see if he was a Child of Destiny.
If he is...
Hehehe!
"Where are you? Where can I find your brother?"
Shen Yuan asked.
"My brother is at the Lu Corporation. Brother Shen, you can just go there directly. After all, the Shen Family also holds shares in our group!"
Lu Xiao said.
"What about you?"
Shen Yuan frowned. "You're not going!?"
"Ahem..."
"Well, I'm with Wen Xun!"
Lu Xiao's voice became much quieter, sounding inexplicably guilty. "I'm going back to her hometown with her to take a look around!"
"Get the f*ck out of here!" Shen Yuan roared, "Your brother has turned into a simp, and you're f*cking accompanying a woman?"
"And you're asking me, an outsider, to help?"
"Lu Xiao, you better not come back to Magic City for the rest of your life!"
"If you dare to come back..."
"I'll make sure you know what it means to have a white blade go in and a red one come out!"
"I'll show you why the flowers are so red!"
Shen Yuan gritted his teeth.
Whatever, you're a Child of Destiny too!
I'll have Chu Yang and Xiao Ce beat the living daylights out of you!
When the time comes, I'll put a sack over your head. How the f*ck would you know who beat you?
"Brother Shen, I'll treat you to a big meal when I get back!"
Lu Xiao began to beg for mercy and apologize. "My parents couldn't stand seeing my younger brother like this, so they went on a trip..."
"I really couldn't think of anyone else who could go check on my brother for me!"
"Brother Shen, Brother Shen, really, I'm sorry!"
"I'm counting on you!"
Lu Xiao chuckled foolishly.
Shen Yuan: "..."
Your whole family...
Is truly f*cking incredible!
The parents ditch their son and go on a trip?
The eldest brother accompanies his girlfriend to meet her parents?
Leaving the second son here to be a simp?
"I have a f*cking twenty percent stake in the corporation!"
Shen Yuan roared, "If your brother causes me to earn even a penny less, I'll kill your whole family!"
"Shut up!"
"Hanging up now. I'm going to go kill your brother first!"
Shen Yuan hung up the phone and turned to get into the car.
"Let's go, to the Lu Corporation!"
Shen Yuan sneered, "Killing someone is just a matter of a moment, but I'll make sure he ends up incomplete!"
If he just castrated Lu Yong with one blade!
Every problem would be solved!
Very soon...
They arrived at the Lu Corporation.
"Give me the baton!"
After getting out of the car, Shen Yuan reached out to his Bodyguard.
The Bodyguard hurriedly handed the telescopic baton to Shen Yuan.
Shen Yuan shouldered the baton and charged inside.
When the receptionist saw them, she quickly came out. "Please wait!"
"Where's Lu Yong?"
Shen Yuan glanced at her sideways.
"Vice President Lu is in a meeting upstairs!"
The receptionist said, "He gave orders not to see any guests!"
"Not see any guests?"
Shen Yuan smiled wickedly and used the baton to lift the receptionist's chin.
"I'm the f*cking second-largest shareholder, and he's not seeing guests?"
"Little sister, I see you're still a virgin, aren't you?"
"How about your big brother here has some fun with you right now?"
The corner of Shen Yuan's mouth curled up. "Jie jie jie~~"
Shit!
I really am becoming more and more like a Villain!
The receptionist turned pale with fright. "This guest, shareholder..."
"Heh!"
Shen Yuan took the opportunity to spin around her, bypassing the receptionist.
The Bodyguards: "..."
Young Master Shen might really have some mental issues.
The receptionist: "..."
One Bodyguard stayed behind and leaned in close to the receptionist.
"Little sister, as long as you're good!"
"I'll be gentle..."
"Hehehe!"
The other Bodyguards: "..."
You've also learned bad things from the Young Master!
The receptionist's eyes rolled back, and she fainted.
Bodyguard: "..."
A scam! This is a total scam!!