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100: Chapter 100 Pan Jinlian got up at three o'clock to knead dough, and didn't even dare to say that she earned the money!
"Endure!"
The young Daoist priest took a deep breath.
"You can go out and ask around; if anyone can divine it..."
"Come back and tell me, and I will confront them face-to-face!"
The young Daoist priest patted his chest to calm himself down. "I'll go ask them how exactly they managed to divine that!"
"If you aren't capable, you aren't capable. There is always someone better than you," the Girl said.
"Why won't you admit it?"
"Knowing you aren't good enough, why bother arguing?"
The Girl looked disdainful.
The young Daoist priest: "..."
"Find someone who can divine it first, then we'll talk."
The young Daoist priest shook his head.
The Girl gave a light snort. "You're nothing. Second question: regarding my marital situation, how did you answer?"
The young Daoist priest closed his eyes, then opened them. "I said your marital status is bad, and you are in the middle of a divorce!"
The Girl nodded. "Right, I'm in the middle of a divorce. I asked you to divine evidence of my husband's infidelity, and you couldn't even do that!"
The young Daoist priest's mouth twitched. "I told you, your husband didn't cheat!"
"Impossible!" The Girl shook her head immediately. "All men make this kind of mistake!"
"Not all men are like that!" The young Daoist priest roared. "Your husband is an honest, decent man; he absolutely did not cheat!"
I can't take it anymore!
My Daoist heart can no longer endure this!
If she needs to be scolded, she will be scolded!
"Bullshit!"
The Girl didn't back down. "Let me tell you, I know what you mean!"
"As a man yourself, you just want to take sides with men."
"The lawyer said... as long as infidelity during the marriage is discovered, one can receive more compensation!"
The Girl sneered. "He must have cheated. You can't divine it yourself, yet you refuse to admit it!"
The young Daoist priest covered his face. "Go find whoever you want to divine it for you; whoever it is, they will still fucking say he didn't cheat!"
"Even if there's a con artist who tricks you by saying he cheated..."
"I'm asking you, can fortune-telling evidence fucking count as legal evidence?"
The young Daoist priest pointed at the Girl and roared.
"What are you yelling for?"
"Such a pathetic man!" The Girl spat.
The young Daoist priest: My Daoist heart can't take it anymore!
Where is my horsetail whisk?
"You're the one filing for divorce, go find a judge, alright?"
The young Daoist priest pulled out his horsetail whisk.
"You know I'm the one who filed for divorce?" The Girl was somewhat surprised.
"Obviously. What I divined was that your husband is an honest, decent man; would he be the one to file for divorce?"
"It must have been you!"
"What, is the big brother not capable?" The young Daoist priest said casually.
"It's not that he's not capable. Do you think everyone is like you, not capable?" The Girl said offhandedly.
The young Daoist priest: ψ(*`ー´)ψ
I'll fucking stab you to death!
Whether I'm capable or not, what the hell do you know!
"I'll give you one last chance. Divine if there are any other ways to make him leave with nothing?" The Girl asked, eyeing him sideways.
The young Daoist priest: "..."
"It is better to tear down ten temples than to destroy one marriage!"
"I am Zhang Xuan of Longhu Mountain, the 66th Celestial Master!"
"How could I do such a thing?"
The Daoist priest said solemnly, "With this time, you'd be better off finding a good lawyer to ask!"
The Girl: "..."
"That makes sense!" The Girl nodded. "Then let's leave it at that!"
Zhang Xuan exhaled. Thank goodness, he didn't swing his horsetail whisk.
"Why do you insist on a divorce?" Zhang Xuan asked casually, then did some mental calculations. "Holy crap, did you cheat?"
The Girl's mouth twitched. "Yeah!"
Zhang Xuan: "????"
You say "yeah" so matter-of-factly?
"But it's not my problem either!" The Girl said directly. "He's never home, working outside, leaving me to raise the child all by myself."
"He doesn't care about anything. It's very, very tiring for me to be alone." The Girl sighed.
Zhang Xuan was a bit confused. "You're tired?"
"Yeah, precisely because I'm tired, I have no choice but to find someone else to keep me company!"
"He doesn't even call home regularly!" The Girl said.
Zhang Xuan nodded silently. "I understand, I understand. When a man is away, he can't fulfill his responsibilities to the family."
"He is indeed a bit excessive!"
"He doesn't even know to transfer money to you or anything." Zhang Xuan sighed. Oh well, for a woman like this, forgive her for now.
Although infidelity or whatever is not very advisable.
"He does transfer it!" The Girl suddenly said.
Zhang Xuan was taken aback. He silently did some calculations. "He gives you eighteen thousand a month?"
"Right, just around eighteen thousand yuan." The Girl nodded.
Zhang Xuan had a face full of black lines. "Eighteen thousand... that's actually quite responsible."
"He's all by himself..."
"In Guangdong Province."
Zhang Xuan did some calculations and suddenly looked up. "Damn, he earns twenty thousand yuan a month?"
"You fucking!" Zhang Xuan raised his horsetail whisk again. "He gives you eighteen thousand a month and keeps two thousand for himself!"
"In Guangdong Province!?"
"And you still fucking cheated?"
"And you still want a divorce?" Zhang Xuan was dumbfounded.
"You divined that accurately again!" The Girl nodded. "So what? He still didn't fulfill his responsibilities as a husband."
"I do all the housework!"
"I'm the one paying to raise the child!"
"Tuition, food expenses, I'm the one paying for all of it!" The Girl snorted coldly.
"Wait a second... Big Sister!"
"Your logic is a bit flawed!"
"I just divined your job... you'll be schemed against early next year..."
"I remember I said before that you don't have a job right now, and you haven't had one for several years. Someone arranged for you to go to work at the beginning of the year!"
"You haven't had a job since you got married?" Zhang Xuan's eyes widened.
"So, you take the eighteen thousand yuan he gives you to raise the child and do housework?"
"You claim that you are the one paying to raise the child?"
"Who is actually paying to raise the child!"
Zhang Xuan felt his Daoist heart stirring again.
"That money is what I deserve." The Girl said righteously. "I do so much work at home!"
"Normal housekeeping would cost more than eighteen thousand a month, right?" The Girl said disdainfully.
Zhang Xuan silently took out his phone.
"You even use a mobile phone?" The Girl asked curiously.
Zhang Xuan nodded gently. "We are Daoists, not wild savages from the mountains. It's quite reasonable for us to use mobile phones, right?"
He silently opened Doubao and did a search. "Big Sister, are you not aware of the market rates?"
Zhang Xuan held up his phone. "24-hour housekeeping..."
"Housework + childcare assistance, seven thousand to nine thousand a month!"
Zhang Xuan's mouth twitched twice. "I don't know the market rates, so what?"
"Don't I have to take care of the child?" The Girl retorted.
Zhang Xuan put down his phone and exhaled. "Can you stop using the child as a shield all the time?"
"Do you know how hard it is to earn money, how hard life is these days?"
"Pan Jinlian got up at three in the morning to knead dough, and she didn't even dare to claim the money was earned by her!"
"How dare you say that?" Zhang Xuan asked seriously.
"The nature of it is different!" The Girl said matter-of-factly. "I am whole-heartedly doing it for the family!"
"Besides, the money he gives me, that money is mine!"
"If I use my money to support the family, isn't it all my contribution?" The Girl said righteously.
"I see, you mean that once money passes through your hands, it becomes your money."
Zhang Xuan said calmly, "Why don't you go to a bank and help people carry their bags outside..."
"Once that money passes through your hands, it all becomes your money, right?"