71: Chapter 71, Master, why don't you promote me to Immortal Emperor first? All the subsequent villain points are yours!

"Brain-dead, brain-dead, brain-dead!" Shen Yuan howled, pinning Lin Wanxing down and slapping her frantically.

"You're brain-dead! I told you I have a fiancée, I have a fiancée! I told you, I don't like you!"

"Why should I marry you and give you the status of the main lady of the Shen Family? Who do you think you are?"

"We just met, and you want me to cultivate the Kun Technique with you? Damn it!"

A long time later... Lin Wanxing passed out cold.

Shen Yuan stretched and waved at Lin Yuan.

"I'm eating, no time!" Special Assistant Lin shook his head directly, "Not coming over!"

Shen Yuan: "..."

"It's overtime now, you are my employee!" Shen Yuan smirked, "Brother Lin, you wouldn't want your salary to be cut in half, would you?"

Lin Yuan: "..."

"Damn it!"

Lin Yuan walked over, "What do you want?"

"Throw her out!"

"Throw Su Ye into the room, don't let him come down and show off!"

Shen Yuan rolled his eyes.

Lin Yuan: "..."

My role as a Lin Yuan really shouldn't include personal life matters!

Shen Yuan stretched and strolled out.

What a mess!

Walking out of the hotel, Shen Yuan let out a breath, feeling much better.

I never intended to meddle in the affairs of you, a common-tier protagonist Su Ye, but Lin Wanxing had to come out and act up.

If I don't kill them, I won't feel satisfied!

Let's go, time to buy a car. I have money anyway, and I'm just idling... So... first, I need to change into some normal clothes.

Very quickly, he changed into an outfit that cost no more than a thousand yuan in total. He then strolled leisurely to the 4S dealership.

He was extremely enthusiastic, pointing at a G-Wagon and saying he wanted to test drive it. The beautiful saleswoman was kind, smiling, followed him closely, and guided him carefully.

Shen Yuan: ヽ(ー_ー)ノ

Wasn't this place supposed to be easy for face-slapping?

I clearly changed into ordinary clothes!

Why is the salesperson still so diligent?

Shouldn't she look down on me, and then I swipe my card to slap her face?

Finally, I should call the manager and say lightly, "Fire this woman. I don't want to see her again."

But... Shen Yuan followed the salesperson, looking innocent, confirmed the contract, paid for the car in full, and got the in-stock vehicle.

Signed, swiped the card, transaction successful.

Paid for insurance, handled the license plate...

Shen Yuan: "..."

Why won't you give me a chance to slap some faces?

"Ding, because... this is the protagonist's plot," the System suddenly said.

Shen Yuan was startled, "Why did you pop out?"

"Ding, seeing the Host so conflicted, this System naturally has to clear up your doubts," the System said nonchalantly.

Shen Yuan scratched his head, "The protagonist's plot?"

"Ding, what kind of thing are you, Host? Don't you have any self-awareness?" the System said calmly. "You're a damn Villain!"

"You want a Villain to come and slap the face of another Villain?"

"Does the Villain need to go and slap the face of the protagonist?" The System scoffed, "Host, please recognize your own positioning!"

Shen Yuan: "..."

Silence is my native language. I don't want to say anything right now.

Villain, Villain, still a damn Villain!

Did the Villain eat your rice?

"Ding, Host, hurry up and pursue your grand cause!" the System said. "Find the protagonist, defeat the protagonist, recruit the protagonist..."

"Win-win cooperation!"

"Grow bigger and stronger, create new glory!" the System howled.

Shen Yuan: "Heh!"

"I suddenly feel like rotting away, I don't want to do anything!" Shen Yuan stretched, "Lying flat is actually better than anything else!"

"Ding, don't!" the System said hurriedly. "This world is very dangerous. After the spiritual energy recovery, without strength, what will you use to lie flat?"

Shen Yuan yawned, "Little System, I suddenly have something to ask you."

"Ding, go ahead," the System responded.

Shen Yuan was extremely gentle, "You said the density of Child of Destiny in this world is over the limit, and the highest one right now is even an Immortal Emperor, Chu Yang."

"Do you think I will ever become an Immortal Emperor one day?" Shen Yuan asked curiously, "Is it possible?"

"Ding, it's possible!" the System said very firmly. "And it's a ten thousand percent possibility!"

"Host, open up your horizons!"

"What is a mere Immortal Emperor?"

"We will sooner or later become above the Immortal Emperor!" The System seemed to say excitedly.

Shen Yuan smiled slightly, "That makes sense!"

"Then the villain points exchange..."

"I will become above the Immortal Emperor bit by bit, right?" Shen Yuan smiled happily.

"Ding, yes!" The System turned into a husky and nodded in Shen Yuan's mind.

"Since the result is certain, can there be a tiny little change in the process?" Shen Yuan held out his index finger and thumb.

A universe between his fingers appeared instantly.

"Ding..."

"Don't 'ding' anymore. System, please rest assured, I guarantee not a single Villain point will be missing; you'll get them all!" Shen Yuan said with a smile.

System: "Ding, Host, tell me about it!"

Shen Yuan chuckled, "I only need to change a tiny bit!"

"Give me the cultivation above the Immortal Emperor right now!"

"Then, I won't take any of the villain points!"

"I'll give them all to you!"

"How about it?" Shen Yuan: "Hehehe!"

System: (；O д O)???

"For example, if one hundred trillion villain points can promote me to above the Immortal Emperor, you promote me first, and when I earn those one hundred trillion villain points later, I'll give them to you!"

"Back and forth..."

"We won't lose anything!" Shen Yuan cackled.

System: "..."

"Host, are you... PUA-ing this System?" the System asked uncertainly.

Shen Yuan smiled slightly, "Not at all, not at all!"

"Only when I am invincible first, are you safe."

"The stronger I am, the more stable the villain points."

"From an investment perspective, this is called a long-term investment, a steady profit without loss!" Shen Yuan smiled like a dog.

System: "..."

"This is called putting the cart before the horse!" the System howled. "You are definitely PUA-ing this System!"

"Give cultivation first then work, drawing pies beyond the galaxy."

"You want to draw pies, I won't taste them, don't try to use me as a tool." The System rolled its eyes.

Shen Yuan shrugged, "Tch, you won't even agree to a tiny little request."

System: "That's a 'tiny' bit, isn't it?"

"Fine, fine!" Shen Yuan said nonchalantly, "Then let's start with us: no drawing pies, no internal competition, no being a tool!"

"For those last four lines of doggerel, do you think I, Young Master Shen, can't write one?"

"I'll send you a doggerel too!"

"If you want me to work, pay tribute first; don't wander around without providing benefits."

"From now on, I'll rot away and not work; whoever loves to compete can do it themselves!"

"The title... Lying Flat!" Shen Yuan lay on the sofa in the 4S dealership, grinning.

System: "..."

"Ding, don't talk to the System from now on!"

"This System is dead; burn paper for small matters, summon the soul for big ones!" the System said irritably.

Shen Yuan raised his eyebrows and yawned.

See... why is it getting anxious?

At this moment, the salesperson walked over respectfully and handed some documents to Shen Yuan.

"Mr. Shen, everything is ready!" the salesperson said respectfully, pulling at the collar of her shirt, revealing a patch of white skin.

"I wonder if Mr. Shen has any... this evening?"

Before she could finish, Shen Yuan grabbed the keys and documents and ran... Got into the car, stepped on the gas, and flew out.

Salesperson: "..."

Am I not pretty?

Mr. Shen, actually, you could challenge your weak spot.

For example, engine maintenance... you could enjoy it without moving an inch.

Shen Yuan stepped on the gas and flew out... Since there was no destination, he just wandered around all the way...

"Ding..."

"Epic-level Child of Destiny detected!"