82: Chapter 82 Hitting a child on the emergency lane... You can't... Okay, hit him as hard as you want!
"Brother Ce, Ye Han just came down from the mountain, he doesn't understand anything!"
"You should also get him the documents for Bureau 789!"
Shen Yuan stretched, "Oh, right!"
"Help him get a medical license as well!"
"This guy is currently practicing medicine illegally."
Shen Yuan smiled like a blooming flower.
Xiao Ce's face twitched, "What the hell!? He's practicing medicine illegally?"
Lin Yu: "..."
Very well, there isn't a single normal person in our group.
Shen Yuan, needless to say, is a psychopath to the extreme.
Chu Yang, who looks ordinary, is actually a hidden big shot.
Xiao Ce, a bullshit War God, someone who abuses his power for personal gain.
Ye Han, a divine doctor, with no medical license, practicing illegally, who knows when he might accidentally kill someone.
And me... A person who could secretly smuggle a nuclear bomb in.
What are we!? We're a full-blown terrorist organization!
"Alright, alright, enough joking around!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand, "Go find a few more beauties to give my brother a massage too."
The beautiful secretary: "..."
Me!? Actually, I think I can handle serving all five of you.
After all, serving a group of chuunibyou youths should be manageable.
... Time passed... Everything quieted down.
Shen Yuan took everyone out to eat, drink, get massages, and sleep...
He indulged them in the corrupt lifestyle of bourgeois landlords.
Then, they headed home!
In the car, Chu Yang and the others were laughing until they doubled over.
What could we say? This guy Ye Han came down from the mountain to go to Magic City to find his senior sister and senior brother...
As a result, he took the wrong road and ended up in Xi City?
He's hopeless with directions!
Shen Yuan smiled without a word.
He always felt that he might have ruined the plot of the divine doctor.
Because, after the divine doctor comes down from the mountain, he should save people on the road, or meet someone and learn that someone in their family is seriously ill.
Anyway, no matter what, he would save people.
Then he would accumulate connections and reach the peak of his life.
After all, in the novels he had read, there were divine doctors looking for their senior sisters, and it took an entire book to find them.
Perhaps, Ye Han was following that script.
He just didn't know who that person the divine doctor was supposed to save would be.
The group chatted and joked along the way...
They pulled the car over onto the emergency lane.
You ask why?
Because... there was a car parked on the emergency lane!
Two men were grabbing a little boy and beating him frantically.
The little boy was crying his heart out.
The five people in the car, except for Ye Han, felt their adrenaline spike.
Daring to park on the emergency lane!?
Parking is one thing, but you stopped just to beat a child?
And two grown men bullying a little kid?
Their own family members surely wouldn't do that, so it could only be... human traffickers!
Thus... With a slam on the brakes, they stopped on the emergency lane.
Although they had overshot a bit, this distance was enough!
Ye Han, still in a daze, was dragged along by Shen Yuan...
The group dashed toward the car.
Xiao Ce and Lin Yu didn't say a word; they immediately pinned the two men to the ground.
The two men were still howling like crazy.
The little boy was crying his heart out.
The car door opened... Two women scrambled out of the car, trembling.
"Who are you?"
"Help!"
"Someone is kidnapping!"
The two women shouted directly.
One woman raised her phone, "Stop it, or I'm calling the police!"
Shen Yuan sneered, "You human traffickers really bring your whole family along!"
"Calling the police?"
"Go ahead and try!"
Shen Yuan smirked.
The two women: "????"
"You're the human trafficker, your whole family are human traffickers!"
The two men being pinned to the car shouted as well.
Shen Yuan frowned, "That's right, human traffickers never admit it..."
"Dad!"
"You, let go of my dad!"
The little boy was still crying, but his eyes were filled with determination.
Although Dad hits me... but... I am a man, I must protect my mom and dad!
Shen Yuan and the others: "????"
Xiao Ce and Lin Yu let go, "You're really not human traffickers!?"
The two men were still shaking, "Of course not!"
"If you aren't human traffickers, why are you beating a child on the highway?"
Shen Yuan swallowed, "That's not very good, is it!"
The two men were breathing heavily and looked extremely agitated.
"I..."
A man who looked older reached out with a trembling hand, "First, thank you for your kindness!"
"Second..."
"Damn it!"
"I'm going to beat this little bastard to death!"
"Damn it..."
As he spoke, he started cursing again.
Shen Yuan and the others: "?????"
The two men couldn't help themselves; they rushed up again and started swatting the little boy's butt.
Shen Yuan: "..."
"That's enough, that's enough!"
Chu Yang said, "Beating a child like this counts as child abuse."
"Do you have any idea what he did?" one man roared.
"No matter what he did, you can't beat a child like that!" Shen Yuan said casually.
The two women explained it, trembling.
Shen Yuan and his group: "..."
They bowed and scraped, "Sorry!"
"We were wrong!"
"We shouldn't have come over without knowing the facts!"
"We'll be going now, you two continue!"
The five of them said in unison.
The people in the car: "..."
"You don't know..."
The woman who looked to be about thirty rambled on about some things.
Shen Yuan and the others: (O_O)?
Kid, are you the reincarnation of a demon child?
"Ahem!"
"You guys continue, we're leaving!"
"If we get recorded, we'll get points deducted!"
Shen Yuan said, turning and running.
Chu Yang and the others hurriedly followed.
They drove off without hesitation, slamming on the gas.
Nothing else... but the things the people in that car explained were just too much to handle!
The few of them looked at each other in the car, and then... they all burst into crazy laughter.
Hahaha!
The original family still couldn't escape the clutches of the demon child!
Indeed, no beating is ever in vain.
In the car just now, it was the family of two brothers.
The older brother and the younger brother! The sister-in-law and the younger brother's wife! And the older brother's son.
The whole family was planning to go on a trip together.
But on the highway, the boy covered his father's eyes while he was driving.
They played a game. The name was: Guess Who I Am!
I heard the whole family was scared out of their wits.
If it weren't for the younger brother and the others scrambling to pull the child back... while the boy's father was gripping the steering wheel for dear life... the whole family might have been wiped out together.
Their whole family almost ended up playing 'Guess Who I Am' at their own funeral.
The woman had previously listed some things to Shen Yuan and the others.
For example... blowing bubbles with toilet bowl cleaner, which nearly scared them to death and sent them to the hospital for a stomach pump.
Also using 502 super glue as lipstick, gluing his own lips shut.
Picking some chrysanthemums and arranging them neatly on grandma's bedside table; when grandma woke up, she thought she had risen from the dead.
One thing after another... If they weren't on the emergency lane, they would have really liked to stop and watch more of the drama.