78: Chapter 78: A forty-year-old cleaning lady, divorced with three children, insists I must love and pamper her?

Chu Yang and Ye Han: "..."

Why do you get to enjoy a massage while we watch?

Chu Yang: "You said you'd bring me to experience the decadent life of a stinky bourgeois master?"

Shen Yuan side-eyed him. "I am the capitalist here, so what?"

Capital is just that arrogant.

Chu Yang and Ye Han: "..."

Why do we really want to beat him up?

Chu Yang: (￣ ェ ￣ ;) "Forget it, I won't lower myself to his level. Let's scroll through the phone and watch short videos. Even though I'm an Immortal Emperor reborn, I'm bored now! Let's watch some pretty girls dancing."

Ye Han: "???"

"I don't have a phone! Damn it!"

Seeing Ye Han's aggrieved little look, Chu Yang finally couldn't sit still.

"What are you staring at?" Chu Yang asked speechlessly.

Ye Han scratched his head. "I've only heard of mobile phones, I've never used one..."

Chu Yang and Shen Yuan's faces twitched.

What kind of hard life did you live on the mountain? Did you even have a happy childhood?

"Let's go, let's go, I'll take you to buy a phone!"

Chu Yang stood up. "Old Shen, put it on the company tab!"

"Whatever!"

Shen Yuan waved his hand nonchalantly. "By the way, do you have an ID card?"

Ye Han nodded. "I have that."

Shen Yuan finally breathed a sigh of relief.

If he didn't even have an ID card, wouldn't this guy be an undocumented person?

"Let's go!"

Chu Yang dragged Ye Han away.

Shen Yuan continued to enjoy the massage from the beautiful secretary.

Although he was feeling a bit heated, Shen Yuan was still a gentleman.

It's just... Shen Yuan glanced at the office door. Why is there someone constantly wandering around outside?

Forget it, don't worry about it. Maybe they are cleaning.

"Ding, detected an ordinary-grade Child of Destiny!" The system's voice rang out.

Shen Yuan's face twitched. "There's a Child of Destiny outside?"

Damn! My branch office is full of hidden talents. There's actually an ordinary Child of Destiny like Su Ye? Awesome! Eye of Destiny, activate!

Shen Yuan looked out with the Eye of Destiny. The next moment, he froze in place.

What the hell!? A forty-year-old cleaning lady, divorced with three kids, screaming that I must fall in love with her? Damn!

Shen Yuan's worldview was greatly shaken. What kind of plot is this? How is this any different from 'The Overbearing CEO falls in love with me, who has AIDS'?

Hey, I remember this short drama seems to be very popular.

Shen Yuan: ( ー ー ;) "That's right, current plots are all bizarre. For example, fighting Li Shimin at the Xuanwu Gate to snatch Empress Zhangsun. Or fighting Zhu Di and rebelling against him. Or competing for favor with Empress Ma, a plot where your whole family gets wiped out."

Shen Yuan remembered the most explosive book he had ever read was… "The Overbearing CEO falls in love with me, a 102-year-old with leprosy, vitiligo, ringworm, syphilis, AIDS, and a face disfigured by sulfuric acid."

It's similar to the neighbor's "The Overbearing CEO falls in love with me, who is going through menopause"… same kind of thing.

Shen Yuan sighed. This kind of plot, honestly, it's just that they didn't bring enough kids. Only three… They should bring eight kids.

In female-oriented novels, they only know how to slap. But in male-oriented novels, they want to die, but it's hard!

Shen Yuan looked outside the door, his body trembling.

The secretary was stunned. "President Shen, are you cold?"

"I'm scared!" Shen Yuan gave a bitter smile.

Secretary: "????" Scared of what!? Scared that I'll eat you!? Don't worry, President Shen, I don't eat people! At most, I'm just lusting after your body.

Shen Yuan suddenly thought of something. "No, System, get out here! I'm the Villain, right? I'm the Villain!"

Shen Yuan yelled at the system in his mind. "I'm the damn Villain, how can there be such an explosive plot?"

"Ding, it's just the butterfly effect!" The system was extremely calm. "When in doubt, quantum mechanics! Can't explain it? Butterfly effect. Not enough imagination? Parallel universe. Style jump? Virtual world."

The system said nonchalantly. "It's obvious that the cleaning lady outside originally targeted a certain executive at this branch!"

Shen Yuan: "..."

"So, because I came here today, I became the target, right? Is that how the butterfly effect works in your world?"

Shen Yuan was completely numb. "I'm the damn Villain, a Villain!"

Do Villains occasionally guest-star as the protagonist these days? No, this should be Special Assistant Lin's plot. But I didn't find out that Special Assistant Lin is a Child of Destiny? Shen Yuan fell into deep thought.

"Wang Xiulan!" A loud shout came from outside. "Who let you come here?"

The man's voice was very loud. "You are a cleaner, who let you come here? Why aren't you cleaning? Why are you sneaking around outside the president's office? Is this a place you can just barge into? Do you want to get me, the HR Manager, killed?" The HR Manager scolded angrily.

The cleaning lady outside, holding a mop and a rag, glanced at the HR Manager. Then she pushed open the office door.

HR Manager: (((; ꒪ ꈊ ꒪ ;))) It's over! I'm dead! I'm going to be screwed to death! The HR Manager roared wildly, his mentality completely collapsed.

He yelled and reached out with an Er-Kang hand… feeling something was wrong, he rushed up.

Meanwhile, Wang Xiulan had already entered the office. Her eyes were fixed on Shen Yuan, with a trace of anger. It was the anger of someone who had been betrayed.

Shen Yuan: "..." Secretary: "????"

Who is this!? The president's office, is this a place you can just barge into? This president's office has always been empty, everyone knows it's reserved for President Shen from the headquarters. Why did you suddenly barge in?

"What are you doing!?" Wang Xiulan pointed at Shen Yuan, trembling, with a face full of grief and indignation.

She looked as if she had caught her husband cheating.

"None of your damn business!" Shen Yuan said subconsciously.

"How could you do this to me?" Wang Xiulan pointed at Shen Yuan and roared. "What are you doing behind closed doors? You're seducing your vixen, right?"

Secretary: (O_o)?? HR Manager: (; O ꈊ O)! Shen Yuan: "..."

"Are you brain-damaged?" Shen Yuan had already seen it with his Eye of Destiny, so he wasn't as confused as the secretary and the HR Manager.

"Who the hell are you? Why do I owe you anything? You sound like I'm abandoning you, are you sick?" Shen Yuan scolded angrily.

"I am the boss, the boss, the boss from the headquarters! You're just a damn cleaner, and you're managing my affairs? 'How could you do this to me?' How about I do something to your dad, okay?"

Shen Yuan narrowed his eyes, like a tiger ready to devour someone. Although you heroines are all quite crazy, I'm in the male-oriented genre. I don't mind killing someone for fun!

Slap! At this moment, the HR Manager suddenly erupted and slapped Wang Xiulan in the face.

"Wang Xiulan, are you sick in the head? You jinx, if you want to die, go jump off a building!"

The HR Manager roared. "Who do you think you are, daring to interfere with the boss's business? The boss didn't do anything to you! Don't act like the boss abandoned you. The boss hasn't even been to Xi City in all these years!"

"I took pity on you, seeing that you were divorced with three kids and living a miserable life... That's why I let you come here to work as a cleaner! If I had known you were mentally ill, I would have killed you!"

The HR Manager slapped her repeatedly.

Shen Yuan: ヾ ( ◍ ° ∇ ° ◍ ) ﾉ ﾞ So there are still normal people! Good, good, good! HR Manager, right? You've got a bright future... Promotion! Raise! I said it, not even Jesus can stop you from getting promoted!