94: Chapter 94 Chu Yang: When I become an immortal, I will compress a star and give it to the nation!

"Stop laughing!"

Ye Han felt a bit aggrieved. "I'll go find Senior Sister again tomorrow."

Shen Yuan smiled slightly. "Are you sure your Senior Sister hasn't had a change of heart?"

Ye Han shook his head immediately. "Impossible!"

"You don't know my Senior Sister, and you don't know the bond between us!"

"It must be because the people in Senior Sister's company don't trust me that they kicked me out!"

"Senior Sister didn't see me!"

"If Senior Sister had seen me, she couldn't have possibly driven me away."

Ye Han said with absolute certainty.

Furthermore...

Even if Senior Sister really has changed, so what?

I won't have any complaints.

Senior Sister used to be so good to me... I believe in her.

Shen Yuan: "..."

Look at that, he's got that vibe down pat!

The textbook vibe of a simp!

I have to say, as a protagonist, this vibe has always been top-tier.

Of course, the one Shen Yuan admired most was still Lin Yu, the Dragon King.

Just look at his grace, his poise.

Three years of humiliation, and he didn't even snap once.

A Sigma male never falls into a woman's trap.

An 'East-gma' male can never escape a woman's trap.

The Dragon King, he's just a pure simp.

To put it another way, that is...

Pure love!

This is exactly the conversational technique I was discussing with Yang Zi earlier.

If you say you like someone else's wife, it sounds quite improper.

But if you say the person you love became someone else's wife...

Doesn't that make you seem exceptionally devoted?

If you say a female college student studies by day and works at a KTV by night, doesn't it sound like she's fallen from grace?

But if you say she works at a KTV at night but still insists on studying during the day, doesn't it seem very inspirational?

If you say you feel miserable as soon as you start work, it sounds like you hate your job.

But if you say, 'I'm suffering all over, yet I still insist on working'... I guarantee you'll immediately become a model of professional dedication.

You see, the situation is the same, but by changing the phrasing... the perspective immediately opens up.

All you Yanzus and Yifeis out there...

Watch more, learn more.

It's for your own good!

"My Senior Sister wasn't even at the company, that's why I didn't get in!"

Ye Han said once more.

Shen Yuan laughed until he was doubled over. "Han Zi, let me ask you something."

"Go ahead."

Ye Han scratched his head.

As long as you don't make fun of me, anything goes.

Shen Yuan tilted his head slightly. "I remember that in the information I gave you, Yun Zhiwei's phone number was included, right?"

Ye Han froze.

"Why didn't you just call her in advance?"

Shen Yuan asked curiously. "That way you could have confirmed where Yun Zhiwei was and just gone straight there to find her!"

Ye Han: "..."

He silently crouched down in a corner, a beam of cold light illuminating his misery.

Ye Han: o(╥﹏╥)o

His Dao heart was shattered!

Right, I could have just called!

I could have contacted Senior Sister by phone!

Waaaah!

Shen Yuan: (^_−)☆

I can see it now, Ye Han, you really are an idiot!

Do you not understand the ways of the world at all?

"There, there, don't cry!"

Shen Yuan walked over and pulled Ye Han up. "I'm just too kind-hearted!"

"Your villain points weren't enough, so I added some for you!"

"Since finding your Senior Sister is so difficult... I'll help you out too!"

Shen Yuan said in a gentle tone, "Tomorrow! I'll go with you to find your Senior Sister! Call her tomorrow!"

"Okay!"

Ye Han's voice sounded a bit aggrieved.

How could I be so stupid?

Shen Yuan shrugged and pulled Ye Han to sit down. "Be good, drink some water!"

"I'm going to practice my cultivation!"

Ye Han had just sat down when he stood up again and turned to leave.

Shen Yuan's face twitched. How could this guy be so impolite?

Time flew by, and in the blink of an eye, the next day arrived.

After eating, Chu Yang fished out a ring and tossed it to Ye Han.

Ye Han was completely bewildered. "Why are you giving me a ring?"

"Oh, I get it!"

Ye Han suddenly had an epiphany. "You're proposing!"

*Smack!*

Shen Yuan and Chu Yang each delivered a slap, sending Ye Han straight under the table.

Chu Yang and Shen Yuan looked at each other and smiled.

Uncle Gou silently finished his egg.

The Young Master and Young Master Chu Yang's chemistry is getting better and better.

Young Master...

You're letting down the Master and Madam!

Forget it, although I don't understand it, I respect the Young Master's orientation.

Young Master, keep it up!

I believe you two will definitely break through societal prejudices.

"It's a storage ring!"

Chu Yang picked up his milk and took a sip. "Bound it with a drop of blood, and you'll be able to sense the space!"

"In the future, whatever you have, just put it in the Spatial Ring!"

Chu Yang said leisurely, "Is your head filled with water?"

Ye Han: "..."

Over the past few days, he had crammed a lot of 'system' power-fantasy novels and already knew what a system was.

He also knew what a storage ring was.

"Okay, thanks, Big Brother Chu!"

Ye Han crawled out, his face beaming with a smile.

Uncle Gou was slightly startled, his gaze inconspicuously sweeping over the ring in Ye Han's hand.

A storage ring?

This kind of thing seems to be an extremely rare treasure, even among the upper echelons.

Where did Young Master Chu Yang get it?

Ye Han took out a gold needle, pricked his finger, and dripped blood onto the ring, then immediately cried out in surprise, "Big Brother Chu, thank you!"

"The space isn't big, only about twenty cubic meters!"

Mainly because... that ethereal stone Yang Zi gave me was too low-grade.

If I could return to the Yan Xing Continent... and find the assets I left behind...

Refining a few rings at the Immortal Emperor Artifact level wouldn't be difficult.

Speaking of which...

Chu Yang fell into deep thought.

He had originally transmigrated to the Yan Xing Continent and spent ten thousand years there.

Now that he was back, what did that count as?

Time reversal?

So, had everything that happened on the Yan Xing Continent already happened?

Or had it never happened at all?

Forget it... no use thinking about it.

After all, he didn't even know where the Yan Xing Continent was anymore.

He didn't know how he had transmigrated in the first place.

And after dying, he still didn't know how he had been reborn back here.

As an Immortal Emperor... how do I know nothing at all?

"Alright!"

Shen Yuan said to Ye Han, "You've been here for days, why are you still so stiff?"

"Just do like I do and call him Yang Zi!"

"Call Lin Yu 'Lin Zi'."

"Call Xiao Ce 'Ce-zi'. He's the oldest, so if you want to be respectful, call him Brother Ce."

Shen Yuan smiled.

"Oh!"

Ye Han nodded. "Then I'll call you Yuan Zi!?"

"That works too!" Shen Yuan nodded. "But they all call me Old Shen."

"Alright then, Old Shen!" Ye Han laughed very happily.

Chu Yang: "..."

With Ye Han being this simple, pure, and foolish... I reckon in the future, Old Shen will turn him into a total goofball.

Just look at anyone who's had contact with Old Shen...

Is there a single normal person left?

Even I, an Immortal Emperor, have been led astray.

Not to mention the Dragon King and the God of War.

Speaking of which, what are those two busy with all day?

Yang Zi's initial choice was the right one after all!

Cooperate, but don't join!

I want the power, but I don't want to manage the affairs.

Chu Yang smiled slightly.

However, since he enjoyed the power, he still had to help out with certain things.

Chu Yang stretched lazily.

When I become an immortal, I'll take a trip to another galaxy...

I'll compress a star to use as a perpetual motion machine and give it to the country.

I think the country should be very happy with that.

A whole star!

I just wonder... if the country can even handle it!