185: Chapter 185, Third on the Asura Ranking: Black Crow! Because his heart was in turmoil...
"Fine then!"
Han Miao took a deep breath, suppressing the inexplicable irritation in her heart as she stared ruthlessly at Qin Qi on the ground.
"I'll add two more stabs—no, three—and puncture her stomach first!"
Han Miao grit her teeth.
"But she's still completely unharmed!"
Shen Yuan raised an eyebrow, his tone carrying a hint of playfulness.
Han Miao: "????"
Can you f*cking stop talking?
Has this guy's mind f*cking gained sentience?
"Stop!"
Just as she was about to strike, a dark shadow suddenly descended from the sky, blocking the way in front of Qin Qi.
Shen Yuan: "???"
Where did he pop out from?
Han Miao: "???"
A Cheng Yaojin barging in halfway?
The dark shadow turned around, revealing a cold, stern face, his eyes staring icily at Shen Yuan.
"You dare to harm Qin Qi?"
"I want you dead!"
The dark shadow let out a furious roar, his aura suddenly surging.
"Remember!"
"The one who kills you..."
"...is the third on the asura ranking, Black Crow!"
Black Crow shouted loudly.
"Like the 'quack quack' duck?"
Shen Yuan's brain short-circuited, and he blurted it out subconsciously.
Black Crow's lip twitched, his composure instantly shattered.
"The 'crow' crow! Which f*cking duck... is that seriously what you're focusing on?"
"Qin Qi is my person. Since you dared to harm her today..."
"...I will leave you without a whole corpse!"
Black Crow roared, murderous intent churning around him.
Shen Yuan was too lazy to deal with his posturing and pointed a finger at Qin Qi on the ground, whose breath was weak.
"Brother, if you keep rambling... she really will die from blood loss!"
Shen Yuan spread his hands.
Black Crow choked, his face instantly freezing.
He was so busy talking tough that he almost forgot the main person!
"Hmph, I'll let you off for today!"
Black Crow said no more and hurriedly bent down to pick up Qin Qi.
However, Han Miao swung her wooden staff and smashed it down.
Black Crow was startled and hurriedly dodged. "You have no martial ethics!"
Shen Yuan shook his head.
Third on the asura ranking!?
A bit interesting...
Grandmaster Peak!
In other words, the top two should be Grandmasters!
Or... is the second place a half-step Grandmaster?
"Miao Miao, today, we're killing one more person!"
"Slaughter them!"
Shen Yuan smiled slightly.
Han Miao nodded. "Okay!"
It was killing either way; killing one was the same as killing two!
Black Crow's expression changed. "You really have a death wish!"
"Then I'll slaughter you first!"
"I am third on the asura ranking!"
"You ants dare to be so insolent!"
Black Crow sneered.
Han Miao tilted her head while holding her staff. "Is third on the asura ranking that impressive?"
Black Crow puffed out his chest proudly. "Naturally! Looking at the entire world, there are no more than three people I fear!"
Shen Yuan covered his face.
Hey, hey, hey!
Miao Miao, you're trying to kill someone right now!
Black Crow, you're trying to save someone right now!
Why are you two starting a chat?
"Very well!"
Han Miao nodded. "It just so happens that today, I'll slaughter someone with a bit of a reputation."
Black Crow laughed out of extreme anger. "Arrogant!!"
"Are you f*cking Zhu Gaosui!"
Shen Yuan retorted, "Did you not come here today?"
"I f*cking..."
Black Crow was both angry and amused. "I can take your dog life today!"
"Oh, my dog isn't here!"
Shen Yuan said.
Black Crow: "..."
Did I mean that kind of dog life?
I meant YOUR dog life!
"Just go die!"
Black Crow glanced at the unconscious Qin Qi, his aura exploding.
That's right, for the female lead, burn your small universe!
"So much dawdling, are we fighting or not!"
Han Miao swung her staff and charged. "Sneak attack!"
Black Crow sneered. "Despicable! Shameless!"
Black Crow rushed forward.
Han Miao and Black Crow began to fight...
Resulting in the next second...
Black Crow was directly pinned to the ground and ground into the dirt!
Black Crow: ????
His mind went blank; he was completely dazed.
I'm third on the asura ranking, how could I be so vulnerable?
Han Miao had a forehead full of black lines, her heart filled with disdain and speechlessness.
"What happened to being third on the asura ranking?"
"You talked such a big game, and you're just this pathetic?"
Han Miao pinned Black Crow down, smashing him frantically as she asked Shen Yuan.
Shen Yuan spread his hands, his heart completely unperturbed. "That's right, he's just this pathetic."
"Even if the first place came, they'd be just as pathetic."
"Miao Miao, don't you have some... idea of your own strength in your heart?"
Shen Yuan said with a grin.
Han Miao: "..."
I really have become quite powerful!
Bang bang bang...
Black Crow was directly smashed unconscious.
Black Crow: Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?
I'm third on the asura ranking, third!
Han Miao lifted her dagger, stared at Black Crow, and grit her teeth!
She stabbed him four times in succession.
Left chest, right chest, throat, stomach!
Ensuring the heart had nowhere to run!
Shen Yuan added, "I didn't finish my sentence earlier. Even if you stab him like that, he'll be unharmed because... his heart is in his mouth!"
Han Miao was completely speechless.
"Can you f*cking stop messing with me?"
Han Miao gave a delicate shout, the veins on her temples throbbing, her heart both angry and amused.
She turned around and stabbed Qin Qi four more times.
Shen Yuan nodded slightly.
It had to be said, this girl's strikes were truly decisive and impressive.
I'll give you an extra chicken leg when we get back!
But the feeling of killing for the first time probably isn't great, right?
It seems I still need to liven up the atmosphere to dispel that nausea in your heart!
Han Miao was currently staring blankly at the two corpses on the ground!
"Miao Miao, do you know?"
"What do you do when you run out of paper while pooping?"
Shen Yuan's style suddenly shifted as he spoke up.
Han Miao: ???
I just finished killing people and am calming my nerves!
What are you doing?
Shen Yuan said solemnly, "Look for the Emperor, because the Emperor has a decree!"
Han Miao's lip twitched.
Shen Yuan didn't stop at all, continuing to throw out puns.
"Between Li Bai and Su Dongpo, who does Du Fu think is more impressive, and why?"
Han Miao: ???
What is all this nonsense?
Shen Yuan gave a wicked chuckle, his tone mischievous. "Because... Super Idol's smile isn't as sweet as Li's."
Han Miao: "(￣ω￣;)"
She now even slightly regretted killing those people; she only wanted to strangle the man beside her first.
Shen Yuan asked again, "How do the police remove the enemy's eyeliner?"
Han Miao glanced sideways.
"Your brain works differently from others..."
"So I'd say... with makeup remover!"
Han Miao took a deep breath.
Shen Yuan gave a thumbs up. "Miao Miao, you're awesome, you've even learned to apply logic!"
Han Miao was getting a bit frantic. "Stop telling me cold jokes!"
"My heart isn't beating that fast anymore, and the aftereffects of killing are fading!"
"I don't need you to amuse me!"
Han Miao said helplessly.
Shen Yuan's mouth curled. "Xiao Ming was assassinated while pouring juice. Why?"
Han Miao sighed and casually played along. "Because... he poured too much juice?"
Shen Yuan clapped his hands. "Exactly, exactly! Miao Miao, you've graduated!"
Han Miao was completely defeated!
"Let's just leave quickly. I'm afraid I'll be frozen to death by your cold jokes!"
Han Miao only wanted to leave now.
Shen Yuan continued, "Tiga is from the Northeast..."
Han Miao turned and walked away.
I get it...
Because... 'Wo di jia' is in the Northeast...
The two of them, one following the other, left directly.
You might ask why Shen Yuan was so relaxed about not double-tapping Qin Qi.
Because... the system already gave the notification!
The Child of Destiny is dead!