151: Chapter 151 If you're going to drug me, at least buy something for humans! Why buy something for livestock?
Everyone present was speechless.
It was clear that back then, Father Han had truly been scolded like a grandson!
But after being scolded like a grandson...
He still fucking had to beg the person to get things done.
That made him even more of a grandson!
Father Han was truly tormented and frustrated by that single birth certificate back in the day!
Han Miao spread her hands toward Shen Yuan. "See? I'm the real one."
Shen Yuan nodded. "I know you're the real one..."
If she weren't real... I should have at least gotten a system notification.
Liu Cuihua's face turned red and white from Father Han's scolding; the birth certificate in her hand almost dropped to the ground.
The Girl behind her was shaking even harder, her head buried so low it almost touched her chest.
After a long pause, Liu Cuihua finally plucked up her courage and shouted, "You... don't you go making false accusations! What I said is true!"
"It was because I didn't have the money to raise a child back then that I intentionally let the nurse swap them. I just wanted my daughter to live a good life!"
Liu Cuihua shouted.
"Bull-fucking-shit!"
"How do you explain the birthmark?"
Father Han cursed furiously, "We weren't even in the same fucking delivery room!"
"Isn't this just some lie you made up long ago to come to the Han Family and swindle money?"
"If I didn't know about the birthmark, I really might have been fooled by you!"
"Do you really think wealthy families have dramas about Fake Young Mistresses and fake young masters every single day?"
Father Han sneered.
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang looked at each other.
Actually, there are! There really are!
The two of us are exactly that—real and fake young masters!
Too bad, one is an Immortal Emperor and the other has a system!
Together, we both benefit; apart, we each act cool in our own way!
"You're talking nonsense! I just came to reclaim my daughter!"
"The Han Family is so rich, you can't possibly treat my daughter poorly!"
Liu Cuihua shouted.
Father Han couldn't hold back anymore. He rushed forward and delivered sixty massive slaps to the face.
The blows left Liu Cuihua dizzy and disoriented.
Father Han: Refreshing!
I thought I had accidentally lost the birth certificate myself.
Now I know... it was stolen!
The grievances of over twenty years have finally been vented!
So refreshing!
With this breath of air, I finally feel satisfied!
Wife... about this matter...
Sigh!
Father Han let out a sigh.
He missed his wife.
Thinking of his wife made him feel even more upset!
Father Han suddenly turned his head and started slapping Liu Cuihua again.
Wife, I've let you down!
Sigh!
Almost, I almost had another daughter!
Fortunately, this time it wasn't an illegitimate daughter!
Waaaaah!
Liu Cuihua wailed incessantly under the beating.
Shen Yuan sighed and quietly attached a wisp of spiritual energy to Liu Cuihua's body.
There was no other way; with the twenty-plus years of resentment Uncle Han was carrying...
It would be easy to beat someone to death!
Even though Liu Cuihua isn't a good person, I'm still too kind-hearted, so I've preserved her life.
Moreover, I've ensured she stays conscious the entire time.
I'm just too kind!
"You idiot!"
"You really thought the 'Fake Young Mistress' trope could actually happen?"
"Saying children look the same... I spit on your face!"
"If a father can't recognize his own biological daughter, it only proves he doesn't love her enough!"
Father Han howled, "It's the same for sons! I dote on both my children very much!"
Chu Yang and Shen Yuan: "..."
Uncle Han, you're saying too much!
Our fathers... didn't they fucking fail to recognize us?
So it turns out our parents didn't love us enough.
Han Jin rubbed his cheek, remembering the merciless slaps his old man had given him over the years...
He understood now!
So this is fatherly love like... a landslide!
The old man loves me deeply.
After all, when he hits me, he really hits me!
Waaaah!
Doting on a daughter means fine clothes and food.
Doting on a son means serving up big ear-slaps.
Panting, Father Han stopped his hand and beckoned to Han Jin.
Han Jin ran over eagerly. "Dad, what's up?"
Smack!
Father Han gave him a massive slap.
Han Jin: "..."
That's right, this is fatherly love like a landslide.
"My hands hurt from hitting her, and you're just standing there watching?"
Father Han scolded, "You take over!"
"If you break her, we'll pay!"
"Our family has money; we can afford the compensation!"
Father Han rubbed his wrist.
Liu Cuihua, is your skin really that thick?
And you're this durable?
After being hit for so long, how are you still howling with such vigor?
"Okay, Dad, you rest. I'll do it!"
Han Jin rubbed his hands together and immediately started punching and kicking.
Framing my sister, are you?
I'll fucking...
The crowd watched with great amusement.
Shen Yuan waved his hand and signaled to a waiter, "My throat is a bit dry, get me a glass of juice."
The waiter hurriedly brought over a tray.
Shen Yuan picked up a glass of juice and was about to drink it.
Suddenly, a figure darted out from the corner, fast as a large black rat.
Shen Yuan: "..."
Where did this person jump out from?
"Ding! Discovered... a brain-dead protagonist!"
The system suddenly spoke, "A common-tier brain-dead protagonist!"
Smack!
The figure slapped toward Shen Yuan's hand.
Shen Yuan: "????"
Even the system says they're brain-dead; just how brain-dead must they be?
He smiled slightly and stepped aside to dodge!
No other reason...
Because this was a woman!
A...
Woman who bore some resemblance to Han Miao.
Common-tier protagonist?
Interesting!
He downed the juice in one gulp.
Seeing this scene, Father Han scolded, "Han Yue, what are you doing?"
Han Jin also stopped and looked up.
"None of your business, you keep hitting!"
Father Han kicked Han Jin.
Han Jin: "..."
Fine!
I'll keep hitting!
Han Jin turned back and continued the beating.
Shen Yuan gracefully set down the glass and looked at the Girl.
Han Yue, right?
Shen Yuan knew of this woman; she was Father Han's illegitimate daughter!
To be precise, an illegitimate daughter born from an accident.
I wonder if everyone has seen the news...
A few years back, abroad, there were often women who produced illegitimate children of wealthy men.
As for how they produced them...
They bought used 'little umbrellas' from wealthy men!
Old black janitors would take the wealthy men's umbrellas out...
And sell them to those women!
After the paternity test, the woman would basically win at life!
A few years ago, this practice spread to China.
A young master from a wealthy family studying abroad was targeted in the same way.
In the end, the woman lived a life free of food and clothing worries.
Well...
She was set up by the wealthy man and thrown into jail.
Her days there were indeed free of food and clothing worries!
Han Yue was born that way!
Han Yue's mother had been dealt with by Father Han!
But the child was innocent; since she was technically his own blood, she was raised in the Han Family.
Though not as well-off as Han Jin and Han Miao, she still lived without want.
Shen Yuan looked at Han Yue.
How did this person become a destined protagonist?
Eye of Destiny, activate!
Let me see through her entire life!
Shen Yuan: "..."
He looked at the empty juice glass he had just finished and fell into deep thought.
"System, is there a drug in it?"
Shen Yuan asked, speechless.
"Ding! Yes, there is!"
The system said calmly.
"There's a drug and you fucking didn't tell me?"
Shen Yuan was at a loss for words.
Better circulate my spiritual energy quickly...
Fortunately, I just drank it; I'll use spiritual energy to wrap the contents of my stomach...
I'll find a place to spit it all out later!
"Ding! You didn't ask! Besides, you downed it in one go, there was no time to say anything!"
The system giggled.
Shen Yuan: "..."
Fine, if there's a drug, there's a drug!
But the key point is, this drug...
Fucking hell!
This is the kind of drug used for... breeding cows!
Shen Yuan's mouth twitched.
Little sister, if you're going to drug me, you could at least buy something meant for humans!