125: Chapter 125 My brother-in-law is not a reliable person. Godfather, please accept my bow!
"Brother Han, being honest is a good thing, but you can't be too honest."
"Otherwise, it's easy to get beaten up, you know?"
Shen Yuan smiled and set Han Jin down, his tone full of teasing.
Han Jin: "..."
"Alright, I'll definitely change that in the future!"
Han Jin took a deep breath, "But, Shen Yuan, my future brother-in-law, can I really not know your identity?"
"That, I can tell you: I'm cultivating immortality!"
Shen Yuan smiled slightly and reached out to grab at the air.
A handgun appeared out of thin air.
Han Jin: "..."
"Holy crap! Conjuring a gun out of thin air?"
Lu Xiao's face also twitched, feeling shocked inside.
"Haven't seen him in days, and Brother Shen has evolved again?"
"He couldn't do void retrieval before!"
"Humanity is evolving in secret and leaving me behind, right?"
"Bang—"
Shen Yuan raised his hand and fired a shot, directly blasting the fortune tree not far away into two halves, wood chips flying everywhere.
Immediately after, he flipped his hand, and the handgun vanished into thin air again.
Han Jin and Lu Xiao: "..."
"Silence is the Cambridge of tonight."
"Silence is our native language."
Lu Xiao pointed cautiously at the fortune tree on the ground, his tone tentative, "Brother Shen, that... that was a fortune tree! The kind that symbolizes wealth!"
"Those of us in business all believe in these things!"
The smile on Shen Yuan's face instantly froze.
"A fortune tree?"
"Oh, business warfare, right."
"The business warfare you imagine is like what's shown on TV, filled with bloody storms, traps, and short-selling everywhere."
"Actual business warfare..."
"Today, I kill your fortune tree; tomorrow, you poison the koi I'm raising."
"The day after tomorrow, I smash your golden toad, and the day after that, you break my lucky cat!"
"The cruelest move is to bribe the other party's cleaning staff to secretly unplug the rival company's power, making their computers shut down halfway through their overtime, causing them to lose all their files!"
"This is what real business warfare is."
"It's just..."
Shen Yuan looked silently at Han Jin and Lu Xiao, "To demonstrate for you guys, I freaking destroyed the fortune tree!"
"Hmm, the weather has turned cold, this hotel... should go bankrupt!"
Shen Yuan smiled slightly.
"This is your family's hotel!"
Lu Xiao looked innocent.
"I was just demonstrating for you guys, and accidentally blasted it!"
Shen Yuan looked at the two of them with a smile, "You two are responsible for getting me a new fortune tree, it needs to be bigger and more lush than the one just now, OK or not OK?"
"OK! Absolutely OK!"
Lu Xiao and Han Jin quickly made the OK gesture, afraid that if Shen Yuan got unhappy, he might blast them like the fortune tree too.
"Brother Han, let's talk business."
Shen Yuan let out a breath, his tone becoming a bit more serious, "My marriage with Han Miao..."
"I really hope my fiancée is a normal person."
"If she happens to not be a normal person, I'm afraid I won't be able to help myself and will end up destroying the Han Family."
"Wait a second..."
"How about we call off the engagement!"
Han Jin said righteously, "I feel that the brother-in-law relationship isn't safe, I've decided to change to a safer relationship!"
Shen Yuan: "????"
Han Jin stood up and cupped his hands, "I, Jin, have drifted for half a life without meeting a wise master. If you do not abandon me, I am willing to acknowledge you as my godfather!"
Lu Xiao spat out his water with a *pfft*.
"What the hell?"
"Han Jin, do you have no shame?"
"Where is that Overbearing CEO?"
"Where is the guy who would find people to kill his rival's lucky cat at the slightest disagreement?"
Shen Yuan: "A real man shouldn't be content to live under others for long, right?"
"Thank you very much, I've just gained a twenty-eight-year-old son!"
"Godfather!"
"Teach me to cultivate immortality!"
Han Jin's eyes were filled with fanaticism.
Seeing this, Lu Xiao immediately rushed up and kicked Han Jin away.
"Get lost, get lost, get lost! If anyone is going to acknowledge him as godfather, it's me first!"
"I haven't even begged Brother Shen to take me to cultivate immortality, how is it your turn?"
After kicking Han Jin away, Lu Xiao immediately turned around, cupped his hands to Shen Yuan, and shouted respectfully, "Godfather, please accept your child's bow!"
Shen Yuan's mouth twitched violently, and he held his forehead helplessly, "It is not to be passed on to outsiders!"
"I'm your godson! A godson doesn't count as an outsider!"
Lu Xiao said with burning eyes, refusing to give up.
Shen Yuan's face twitched, "Forget about the godfather thing, I'm afraid your dad will beat me!"
"My dad is dead, but your dad is still alive. If he knew I made his son call me godfather, wouldn't he break my legs?"
"I can't pass on my cultivation technique to you... after all..."
"The one the system gave me is the most suitable for me; it wouldn't be of any use to you!"
"On the other hand, Yang Zi definitely has quite a few cultivation techniques."
"As for other techniques... if there's a chance, I can help you find some, but I won't be responsible for whether you can successfully cultivate them!"
Shen Yuan smiled, "People must rely on themselves!"
Lu Xiao paused, smiling like a flower, "Then we'll leave it to fate!"
"Then it's a deal!"
Han Jin crawled up and said excitedly, "Godfather..."
"Get out!"
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes, "You two, act normal!"
"I'm afraid you two will turn into Lu Bu and stab me in the future!"
Han Jin grinned and sat down directly, "Then I'll just call you brother-in-law!"
Shen Yuan covered his face.
"Is this still the Overbearing CEO Han Jin from the Original Owner's memories, who was extremely confident, spoke little, had a strong aura, didn't show his emotions, and had an oppressive gaze?"
"Where is your calmness and rationality? Where is your decisiveness? Where is your cold and aloof persona?"
"They've all collapsed, right!"
"Brother Han."
Shen Yuan waved his hand, "Miao Miao and I haven't actually met that many times."
"Are you going to break off the engagement?"
Han Jin asked.
"Brother Han, I remember you didn't have any opinion on this marriage!"
Before Shen Yuan could speak, Lu Xiao instead said, "I'm a person who doesn't know how to use idioms!"
"I'm uncultured; one 'holy crap' gets me through the world!"
"Brother Shen is so awesome, you used to admire him quite a bit too."
"Regarding the marriage between Han Miao and Brother Shen, you didn't refuse and you didn't object!"
"You now..."
Lu Xiao slanted his eyes and complained unceremoniously, "You're being a bit of a sycophant, aren't you?"
Han Jin: "..."
"Nonsense, if you had a brother-in-law who cultivated immortality, you'd be even more of a sycophant than me!"
"Speaking of which, aren't you and Shen Yuan childhood friends?"
"Did you not beg him to give you some immortal pills or something?"
"Brother Han, I won't beat around the bush!"
"Women only slow down the speed of my blade drawing!"
Shen Yuan smiled, "My dream is to marry a fairy in the future! High beauty, strong strength, and won't hold me back or cause trouble."
Han Jin: "..."
"Understood, break off the engagement!"
"Let me tell you, thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river!"
"Maybe my sister will get stimulated, awaken some talent, or have some old grandfather possess her..."
"A three-year agreement to rub you on the ground!"
"About Han Miao and me..."
"We'll see when the time comes... if it really doesn't work out, we'll break off the engagement!"
"But rest assured, the cooperation between our two families will definitely continue!"
He changed the subject and teased, "Besides, are you sure Han Miao hasn't found some poor guy as a boyfriend during her time abroad? After all, Han Miao is so beautiful."
Han Jin's expression instantly exploded, and he slammed the table, "Shen Yuan, what kind of person do you think my sister is?"
"Is she that kind of woman who doesn't respect herself?"
"Also, if she dares to bring back some blond guy, I'll freaking wipe out the blond guy's whole family!"
Han Jin snorted coldly.
Shen Yuan smiled slightly, circulated his spiritual energy, and his black hair instantly turned golden-yellow. He raised an eyebrow and said, "Oh? I'm also a blond guy, are you going to wipe me out too?"
Han Jin: "..."
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