28: Chapter 28 Xiao Ce: A 50/50 split? Chu Yang: I'll split it 60/40, he gets 60%! Xiao Ce: …

"You're saying you have a system?"

"Hehehe!"

Xiao Ce roared, "A system? The kind that issues missions and gives rewards, making you invincible and omnipotent?"

"Mm-hmm!"

Shen Yuan spoke solemnly, "A villain system, specifically for dealing with Children of Destiny!"

"The system told me you are an Epic-level Child of Destiny!"

"As long as I bully you, I get rewards!"

Shen Yuan fished out a White Rabbit creamy candy and popped it into his mouth.

Xiao Ce: (；￣д￣)

Actually, my connections are okay.

I even have the contact info for Qingshan Mental Hospital.

How about I arrange for you to go in?

System: Stay calm, stay calm!

The first time, this system was shocked. The second time... this system is calm!

Sooner or later... this system will completely give up.

Dammit, who plays like this Host!

"Let's try it!"

Shen Yuan stood up and threw a punch directly at Xiao Ce's face.

Xiao Ce's expression turned stern. I am a God of War!

I block!

Bang!

Didn't block it!

I block again!

Bang!

Didn't block it again!

I keep blocking!

Bang!

Still didn't block it!

I'll block for my life!

Bang!

Why still not blocking?

Bang bang bang...

Xiao Ce fled with his head in his hands, "I am a God of War, a God of War!"

Holy crap, holy crap!

Chu Yang stroked his chin. The system is indeed awesome!

Old Shen should be at Foundation Establishment by now, right?

Damn, a Perfect Foundation Establishment.

Fuck!

Good thing I didn't encounter anyone with a system during those years I was an Immortal Emperor.

Crackle, pop...

Shen Yuan pinned Xiao Ce down and beat him senseless.

Xiao Ce completely gave up.

What the hell!

A young master of a wealthy family is actually stronger than me?

This is illogical!

"Ding! Congratulations to the Host for severely injuring an Epic-level Child of Destiny!"

The system's voice rang out, "Congratulations to the Host for obtaining two thousand villain points and twenty million in cash!"

Clatter...

Several suitcases appeared out of thin air and fell to the ground.

Xiao Ce: (；OдO)

Where did these suitcases suddenly come from?

"This is the cash the system just rewarded!"

Chu Yang had the expression of someone who had seen it all. With hands behind his back, he spoke slowly.

"Old Shen gets rewards just by bullying you!"

Chu Yang took out a healing pill, squatted down, and stuffed it into Xiao Ce's mouth. "Refine it quickly and recover from your injuries!"

The pill melts in the mouth, my mother has no price tag.

Xiao Ce sat up abruptly and crossed his legs.

Is this pill real?

Are the suitcases appearing out of thin air also real?

Holy shit, your grandpa!

Oh my god!

There really are systems in this world?

So, I really am an Epic-level Child of Destiny?

The kind that...

Is born with omens, awakens when near death, encounters divine artifacts that recognize them as master while walking, and has companions with a meat-shield halo?

Before he could think much longer, Xiao Ce refined the spiritual energy of the pill...

Recovering from his injuries!

Even...

That cultivation level that hadn't moved for a long time showed a slight crack.

In time, he would surely break through to become a Grandmaster!

Xiao Ce opened his eyes and stood up, somewhat horrified.

"Young Master Shen, you..."

Xiao Ce weighed his words for a moment, "To hell with it, I don't even know what to say!"

Chu Yang reached out, "Want to join us?"

"Join what?" Xiao Ce was bewildered.

"I hit you, I get rewards!"

Shen Yuan held up a finger, "villain points can buy anything: cultivation, heavenly treasures, divine weapons, even..."

"pangu ribs, we have them!"

Shen Yuan's mouth curled into a smirk.

"Stop smirking!"

Xiao Ce was like a cat with its fur standing on end. "What the hell are pangu ribs!? Did the system turn the Great God Pangu into a dish?"

Shen Yuan nodded solemnly.

Xiao Ce: "..."

"We'll do a 50-50 split!"

Shen Yuan held up a finger, "villain points, 50-50 split. Whatever you want, I'll exchange it for you!"

Xiao Ce's mouth twitched.

"Wait, you have a villain system to deal with Children of Destiny..."

"Young Master Shen, you look so upright..."

"You're actually a Villain!?"

Xiao Ce's eyes widened.

Shen Yuan shrugged, "Are Villains not human? Did Villains eat your family's rice?"

"Well, no!" Xiao Ce scratched his head.

He calmed his mind completely before speaking, "Young Master Shen, what is your current cultivation?"

"Foundation Establishment!" Shen Yuan grinned, showing twenty-four shining white teeth.

"Holy shit!"

Xiao Ce blurted out a curse. "Foundation Establishment!? Why didn't you put 'Martial Arts' in front of it?"

"You're not practicing Martial Arts!?"

"You're practicing the Immortal Path!?"

"You're an immortal cultivator!?"

Xiao Ce looked like a confused Husky, quite hilarious.

Shen Yuan nodded.

"Old Xiao!"

Chu Yang put an arm around his shoulder, "From what I see of your cultivation, you're only a bit stronger than me."

"I'm currently at the mid-stage of Qi Refinement. I'll reach the late-stage tonight and catch up to your level!"

"You mentioned Martial Arts... can Martial Arts cultivation also reach Foundation Establishment?"

"What's your current realm!?"

Chu Yang asked curiously, "How do you convert between Martial Arts and Immortal Path realms?"

Xiao Ce didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Do we even know each other?

You just come up and put your arm around me?

"Houtian, Xiantian, Master, Grandmaster!"

Xiao Ce said, "Above Grandmaster is Martial Arts Foundation Establishment!"

"And after that is Martial Arts Golden Core!"

"Legend has it that Zhang Sanfeng, the Daoist Master who left behind those thick legends of the immortal cultivation style..."

"Was at the Martial Arts Golden Core stage!"

Xiao Ce pursed his lips, "It's said that the old Daoist who told the fortune of Generalissimo Chiang back then was Zhang Sanfeng."

Chu Yang and Shen Yuan: (O_o)...( o_O )???

Is Zhang Sanfeng still alive?

Chu Yang let out a breath and thought for a moment, "It seems the four stages of Qi Refinement..."

"Correspond to the first four stages of Martial Arts!"

"Early-stage corresponds to Houtian, mid-stage to Xiantian, late-stage to Master, and peak corresponds to Grandmaster!"

"However, for immortal cultivation, those are four minor realms!"

"For martial arts, they are four major realms!"

Chu Yang snapped his fingers, "Tonight, I'll break through to the late-stage of Qi Refinement!"

"Enough nonsense. Xiao Ce, are you in or not?"

"If you're not..."

Shen Yuan's eyes showed an expression that said 'if you don't do it, I'll kill you'. "Jie jie jie~~"

Xiao Ce: (﹁"﹁)

Now that I know you have a system, if I don't do it...

Will I be able to walk out of your villa alive today?

"I'm in!"

Xiao Ce nodded heavily, "A system!"

"Hahaha!"

"To think that one day, I, Xiao Ce, would also have a system!"

"A system where you get stronger by getting beaten!"

Xiao Ce laughed loudly.

Chu Yang's mouth twitched.

This guy actually makes sense!

We both get stronger by being hit.

Old Shen gets stronger by hitting people.

"Are you also a Child of Destiny?"

Xiao Ce realized and looked at Chu Yang.

Chu Yang nodded, "Legendary Grade Child of Destiny, ranked above you!"

Xiao Ce: "?????"

"I'm a God of War!"

"With one command, a hundred thousand Dragon City soldiers..."

Xiao Ce struck a brave pose, "And I'm lower grade than you!?"

"Common, Elite, Extraordinary, Epic, Legendary, Mythic!"

Shen Yuan agreed, "You're not good enough."

Xiao Ce: "..."

Am I still a God of War or not!?

"Are you also on a 50-50 split?" Xiao Ce shook his head and said helplessly, "Were you also dragged in by Young Master Shen?"

"Oh, I'm on a 60-40 split. I get 60 and he gets 40!"

Chu Yang: (～￣▽￣)～

Xiao Ce: ┭┮ω┭┮?

Why am I always the one who gets hurt?