159: Chapter 159 Why did you bring Han Miao back? Do you even have the nerve to hit her?
"A mere barbarian from a tiny island nation dares to act so insolently in my Xia?"
Xiao Ce stood in the center of the flames, inspecting the results of his battle and nodding slightly.
From start to finish, the battle had lasted less than a minute.
Gunsmoke filled the ground, but there was no river of blood.
After all, they had all been turned to ash!
Old Residence of the Han Family.
Han Miao stood in the center of the living room; before her, Lin Yu and Ye Han looked indifferent.
A dozen or so ninjas had already been beaten to death!
On the outskirts.
Shen Yuan picked up Little Mustache and tossed him at Chu Yang's feet. "Yang Zi, use Soul Searching to take a look!"
Chu Yang grabbed Little Mustache's head. "It's not like you don't know how!"
Shen Yuan shrugged. "I'm afraid the filthy memories in Little Mustache's head will disgust me!"
Chu Yang: "????"
And I'm not afraid of being disgusted?
Shen Yuan: "You've already soul-searched three Little Japanese ninjas; one more won't hurt!"
Chu Yang: You make a very good point!
Chu Yang immediately performed the Soul Searching Technique, then threw Little Mustache onto the ground!
Shen Yuan crushed Little Mustache's head with one foot!
Chu Yang's smile was light, yet eerie.
"Trying to steal our treasures and kill our people."
Chu Yang smiled. "How wonderful!"
The corner of Shen Yuan's mouth twitched. "What's up?"
"I really hate those Little Japaneses!"
Chu Yang sighed. "Old Shen, do you know?"
"Those Little Japaneses have set up array nodes in various places..."
"Trying to steal the Providence of our Xia Country!"
Chu Yang looked into the distance. "Their desire to destroy us never dies!"
A smile slowly curled on Shen Yuan's lips. "Is it only allowed for them to attack us, and not for us to attack them?"
Lin Yu's eyes lit up. "Old Shen, you don't mean to..."
"Mm."
Shen Yuan nodded, smiling innocently. "They came to our home to steal things."
"Then it's only fair and reasonable for us to go to their home and steal some things back, right?"
"The cultural relics they looted from our country back then, and that Yasukuni Toilet..."
Shen Yuan smiled warmly. "Let's do something big!"
A gleam flashed in Chu Yang's eyes. "I'll accompany you."
"Good!"
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang looked at each other, their hands gripping tightly together.
Kill our way over!
Damn it!
Why should we be on the passive defense?
We should take the initiative to attack!
"Let's go home first!"
Shen Yuan was full of smiles, carrying a hint of killing intent.
Want the Providence of my Xia Country?
Sorry, I'm not giving it!
But your Providence...
Sorry, my Xia Country doesn't want it; we'll just destroy it directly!
The two got into the car and drove home.
The things brought out for the picnic might as well stay here; in case some small animals come...
They can fill their bellies.
If some carnivores come...
These Little Japanese corpses can serve as their meal.
Even the beasts of my Xia Country are more noble than this group of ninjas.
Inside the Shen Family villa...
Soon, the whole group returned!
"Jie jie jie!!"
Zhang Xuan walked in, letting out a terrifying laugh. "Old Shen, you have no idea! I just tossed bombs right at those ninjas!"
"Physics is also a form of logic!"
"This kind of logic is very easy to explain!"
Zhang Xuan laughed happily.
Xiao Ce shrugged. "Dealing with these ninjas who haven't even touched the threshold of cultivation, it's easier to just use thermal weapons!"
Shen Yuan and Chu Yang: "..."
That makes sense!
Shen Yuan stood up with a start and enthusiastically grabbed Xiao Ce's hand.
"Brother Ce."
Shen Yuan smiled like a sycophantic dog.
Xiao Ce's face twitched, and he instinctively took three steps back. "It's 'Brother Ce' when you need something, and 'Ce-zi' when you don't..."
"Old Shen, what are you trying to do?"
Xiao Ce swallowed. "We don't do illegal or criminal things, okay?"
"I just wanted to say... thermal weapons!"
Shen Yuan was all smiles as he rubbed his hands together. "Can we get some heavy-duty ones?"
Xiao Ce was bewildered. "How heavy-duty do you want?"
Shen Yuan licked his lips. "Like nuclear bombs!"
Xiao Ce: "What the hell!?"
"Nuclear bombs? I have those!"
Lin Yu walked in from the door, followed by Ye Han. "A few guys did go to the Han Family to stir up trouble; Ye Han and I took care of them!"
"You really have them?"
Shen Yuan threw aside Xiao Ce's hand and turned to grab Lin Yu's. "Brother Lin... really?"
Lin Yu looked confused. "Yeah!"
"What do you want nuclear bombs for?"
Lin Yu looked suspicious.
Shen Yuan: To make sure there are 'well-done' acquaintances all over the Little Japanese's land, of course.
"Yeah, what do you want nuclear bombs for?" Another beauty followed them in.
Shen Yuan was stunned. "Miao Miao, why are you here?"
"Isn't she a Legendary Grade Child of Destiny?"
Lin Yu said instinctively, "Since she's going to join us anyway, I brought her along!"
"A-ta!"
Xiao Ce kicked Lin Yu out.
Chu Yang's face was also dark. "Use your damn brain... Han Miao is a woman!"
"And she's Shen Yuan's former fiancée!"
Chu Yang said helplessly, "If we asked you to hit her, would you have the heart to?"
Han Miao: "????"
Why would you hit me?!
Lin Yu only said to follow him, and I'd know when I saw Shen Yuan.
His system would be of great use to me.
As it turns out...
I came here to get beaten up?
"Miao Miao, this is a business for us men; it's not suitable for you to participate!"
Shen Yuan smiled slightly. "It's like this: my system gives villain points for suppressing Children of Destiny!"
"villain points... can be exchanged for anything!"
Shen Yuan scratched his head. "You're a woman; I really don't have the heart to hit you!"
If it were an enemy... I'd hit them, I'd kill them.
But this is someone I know...
If I accidentally hit some 'part'...
Wouldn't that be very awkward?
Han Miao's face twitched. "Daddy, hit me!"
Shen Yuan: "Stop messing around!"
Han Miao shook her head. "villain points, I want them too!"
"Besides hitting me, what other ways are there?"
Han Miao inquired.
Shen Yuan: Stabbing you!
Stabbing you into a critical condition would work too!
"If you don't hit me, I'll feel bad about mooching villain points!"
Han Miao scratched her head.
"Do you really want to join?" Shen Yuan asked.
"Absolutely, certainly, and definitely!" Han Miao said firmly.
After all, I can distinguish between the system and cultivation.
Shen Yuan: "..."
"Ding, Host, don't waste your brain cells!"
The System said calmly, "Go for it!"
"Take advantage of the fact that she trusts you so much right now!"
"Just stab her to death with one thrust!"
The System howled, "That's a guaranteed two trillion villain points!"
Shen Yuan's eyes lit up.
Heh heh!
System, you're damn right.
If I stab Miao Miao to death, those villain points...
I'm so evil!
"All you know is stabbing people!"
Shen Yuan sighed. "Do you know what sustainable development is?"
System: "..."
You were clearly tempted just now!
Can't you just throw away that pathetic conscience of yours?
"Think of a way!"
Shen Yuan said, "You're the most familiar with your own rules!"
System: "Motherfucker!"
"You fleece me, you use me... and now you want me to help you find a bug?"
The System was completely speechless.
"Ding, fine!"
The System got angry for a moment.
"Let this system think..."
"Can't hit her..."
"Then scold her!"
The System said.
Shen Yuan: "..."
That is a good way.
But I won't scold Han Miao into depression, will I?
"Ding, if all else fails, suppress her!"
The System howled, "'Strike and suppress'—how can it work with just the strike and no suppression?"
Shen Yuan: "Suppress her where? You perverted system!"
"I can use coercion!"
"Heh heh heh!"
"Han Jin can be put to use!"
The corner of Shen Yuan's mouth curled.
Coerce her using her family, deliberately torment the people she cares about, making her suffer yet powerless to resist.
System: "..."
Makes sense!
Shen Yuan smiled softly.
Big Brother Han Jin...
I shall grant you a destiny similar to Liu Ruyan's!