47: Chapter 47 I want power, but I don't want to get involved in the affairs!
"Then give me some money!" Xiao Ce reached out his hand.
Shen Yuan slapped his hand away. "It's not like you don't have money!"
"Is the annual salary really fifty million?" Chu Yang asked.
Xiao Ce nodded. "It's definitely real!"
Chu Yang smiled. "Can I get an advance on my salary?"
Xiao Ce's face twitched. "I haven't even received mine yet!"
Chu Yang raised his middle finger. "Tch!"
Xiao Ce: "..."
"As for Lin Yu..." Xiao Ce looked at Lin Yu. "He..."
Lin Yu laughed heartily. "A villain like me, who walks in the gray areas and does things that can't see the light of day..."
"Do you think I would choose to join the 789 Bureau?"
Lin Yu smiled very happily. "I'm not qualified!"
Shen Yuan gave Lin Yu a thumbs up. "Brother, you love this land so deeply! Awesome!"
"Just average, third in the world!"
Lin Yu said dashingly. "So..."
"I have a special license to kill!"
Lin Yu pulled out a blue certificate. "Killing people domestically... requires reporting!"
"Once reported, then I can kill!"
Lin Yu grinned. "I can't kill anytime and anywhere, but I can kill without breaking the law!"
"Damn!" Two middle fingers were poked in front of Lin Yu's eyes.
"I want one too!"
Shen Yuan stretched and looked at Xiao Ce. "I once said!"
"I want to climb up, step by step by step by step!"
"I want to be Zhao Gao!"
"I want to point at a deer and call it a horse! I want to kill without breaking the law!"
Shen Yuan spoke grimly.
"Brother, Zhao Gao wasn't a good person!" Chu Yang said.
Shen Yuan cast a sidelong glance. "Zhao Gao was a transmigrator, forced into becoming Zhao Gao by some sanctimonious bitch!"
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched.
"So..." Shen Yuan reached out his hand. "I want power, but I don't want to be responsible for the work!"
"That's just how we do things!"
Shen Yuan gave an evil, charming smile. "You... help me think of a way?"
Xiao Ce rolled his eyes. "Then let's just collaborate, why are you being so long-winded!"
Shen Yuan: "Damn!"
Understood! Surely someone else has made the same choice as me.
The 789 Bureau is actually quite reasonable!
"How should we collaborate?" Chu Yang asked. "What's the annual salary? Is it nine-to-five every day? I don't have to deal with your 996 'blessing', right?"
Xiao Ce had black lines on his forehead. "Do you think our 789 Bureau is a heartless capitalist organization!"
Xiao Ce and Chu Yang both looked at Shen Yuan in unison.
Hmm, a heartless capitalist, that's exactly who he is!
"Hey, hey, hey!"
"Mine is a god-tier company, I'm not a disgusting capitalist!"
Shen Yuan smiled. "Starting salary for interns is seven thousand, twelve thousand after becoming regular staff!"
"Fifty percent higher than the industry average!"
"Working hours strictly adhere to the eight-hour workday!"
"We prohibit ineffective overtime for employees!"
"If overtime is necessary, we strictly follow labor laws and pay two to three times the salary!"
"Office snacks, fruits, and drinks are provided in unlimited quantities!"
"Brands include Evian water, Häagen-Dazs, and Dove chocolate!"
"Afternoon tea standard is fifty yuan per person!"
"There are meal allowances and travel allowances every month!"
"Join the company, and you get the five insurances and one housing fund!"
"Work for more than two years, and you get six insurances and two funds!"
"Paid at the highest ratio!"
"Fifteen days of fully paid annual leave."
"As for team building... needless to say, twice a year!"
"If you don't go, it's converted into salary and paid out directly!"
Shen Yuan rattled it off.
The three of them: "..."
Is this really a capitalist? Are you sure this isn't a scam company? This is practically a paradise for workers!
"Alright, we've digressed!" Shen Yuan waved his hand. "Ce-zi, tell me, how should we collaborate?"
Xiao Ce smiled gently. "It's flexible working hours on this side too!"
"Collaboration means that sometimes, when the 789 Bureau can't spare anyone, we hope you can go help out!"
"As for the contact person, it's naturally me; you don't need to worry!"
"But the power I can give you can't be too great!"
"But doing my best, I can only secure..."
Xiao Ce calculated silently. "Old Shen, at most you'll be a deputy division-level official, and in the military, it's only a Senior Colonel!"
"This is the highest level!"
"Are you willing to collaborate?" Xiao Ce smiled.
Shen Yuan shrugged. "You've tied me down with this!"
"If you have trouble, can I just stand by and watch?"
"Alright, let's do it this way!"
"Get one for Yang Zi too!"
Shen Yuan smiled. "We're brothers, we have to hunt tigers together!"
"Song, is that you, Song?" Lin Yu blurted out from the side. "I'm a protected animal now, do you dare to hit me?"
"Tigers are protected animals, but the Dragon King is not!" Shen Yuan twisted the corner of his mouth. "I'll beat you up without hesitation!"
Lin Yu: "..."
"Stop smiling!" Lin Yu said speechlessly. "My face was injured, and the nerves were damaged. So when I smile, my mouth turns into a hook!"
"How the hell did you manage to smile like that?" Lin Yu said helplessly.
Everyone laughed heartily.
Shen Yuan: So it turns out the Dragon King's crooked-mouth smile is actually due to nerve damage!
"Stop, let's go in and have a meal!" Shen Yuan pointed ahead. "It's my family's grand hotel. I've only been there for banquets and haven't actually eaten anything good!"
After parking, the group entered the hotel together.
Shen Yuan directly ordered a table of dishes worth one million.
Xiao Ce and the other two: ︿( ̄︶ ̄)︿ Poverty has limited our imagination!
"What's with those looks?" Shen Yuan raised his red wine, wearing an expression of having seen through the world.
"You don't understand. Actually, I'm quite tired too!"
"It's like a wall; some people like the glitz and glamour inside, while others prefer the simple meals outside."
Shen Yuan stood with his hands behind his back. The sunlight fell on him, giving him an inexplicable air of sorrow.
"How about we switch?" Xiao Ce said. "I'll experience the glitz and glamour, and you go experience the simple meals?"
"That won't do!" Shen Yuan turned around, immediately breaking character. "I'm the type of person who still prefers the glitz and glamour!"
"Come, let's toast to His Highness the Dragon King escaping the sea of suffering!" Shen Yuan raised his wine glass.
Everyone laughed and took a sip.
They introduced themselves to each other.
Shen Yuan reached out to Lin Yu. "Follow me!"
Lin Yu shook his head. "I've already planned to move back to the country. By then, I'll have my own business too!"
Shen Yuan stretched. "For your business to take root in Magic City, you'll still need the Shen Family to protect you!"
"Follow me, and I'll help you get all that sorted!"
"Don't look at Xiao Ce, that guy works for the state!"
"He's quite busy!" Shen Yuan said with a grin.
Lin Yu paused. "Alright!"
"But..."
"Before that..."
Shen Yuan licked his lips, his eyes starting to glow. "Are you joining or not?"
"I mean, join our big family!"
"You're not here to break up this family; you're here to join this family!"
"You, Ce-zi, Yang Zi, and me!"
"The big family of the four of us!" Shen Yuan: "Hehehe~~"
Lin Yu looked at Shen Yuan's expression and hurriedly covered his chest. "I have a wife, I like women!"
"I'm not joining!" Lin Yu shook his head frantically.
"Nonsense, I have a fiancée too, and I like women!" Shen Yuan waved his hand. "I mean..."
"I have a legendary system!" Shen Yuan held up his index finger.
Lin Yu: "..." A system? You might as well believe I'm Qin Shi Huang!