162: Chapter 162 Shen Yuan: Who turned Uncle Gou into a puppet? Fine, he's brain-dead! I'll take his name!
"Public officials are not allowed to engage in business..."
"You're holding my position for me, and I'm currently doing business... Did I fucking break the law?"
Uncle Gou grew angry. "I've been law-abiding my whole life, and you're making me break the law?"
"Li Zhengyang, let me tell you, I'm not finished with you!"
"If you don't bring me dozens of cases of the fine wine you've collected, I'll refine your granddaughter into a puppet too!"
Uncle Gou was exasperated.
Li Zhengyang: "..."
Is the focus right now really on you having a public office while doing business?
Who the fuck would come to arrest you for breaking your laws?
You just want to use this as an excuse to swindle some fine wine out of me.
"By the way..."
Uncle Gou suddenly stopped in his tracks. "I have an intuition. Knowing my young master's personality..."
Uncle Gou pointed toward the direction of the overseas territories. "He might just go to that island and cause a scene!"
Li Zhengyang looked bewildered. "Which island?"
"My young master has always been an angry youth."
Uncle Gou smiled slightly. "I'm off!"
Li Zhengyang looked puzzled. Angry youth, island...
Holy shit!
"Gou Yangde, stop right there!"
Li Zhengyang roared.
With a whoosh, Uncle Gou instantly appeared in front of the luxury car.
He grabbed the luxury car, let out a loud shout, and directly hoisted it onto his shoulders.
With a zip, he was gone!
"Get the fuck back here!"
"You have the ability to run away overnight carrying a car, but you don't have the guts to stay!"
Li Zhengyang roared.
Uncle Gou was already long gone.
Li Zhengyang's mouth twitched.
Forget it!
If he goes to the island, then so be it.
Shen Yuan, Young Master Shen...
For his strength to be praised so highly by you, it must be extraordinary!
Since you are so relaxed, it means it shouldn't be a problem for them to escape unscathed.
However, if things go wrong, it could easily turn into an international incident!
You must tell your young master not to reveal his identity!
We Asians all look pretty much the same...
Make sure he shouts a few more phrases like 'semida'!
Li Zhengyang sighed.
Forget it, if it really doesn't work out... Fuck it, just drop a nuke over there!
Anyway, Little Japanese hasn't been peaceful lately.
If it weren't for the fear of economic recession and the common people suffering, we would have gone to war long ago!
Whatever!
I'd better go deal with that monster near the coast first!
Sigh...
With the spiritual qi recovery, everything will be different after all!
Shen Family Villa.
Shen Yuan and the others had suppressed all their cultivation and were drinking until they were completely dazed.
Even Han Miao drank quite a bit.
Several of them fell asleep in the living room, scattered all over the place.
Shen Yuan was even hugging Chu Yang's leg. In his sleep, Chu Yang was patting Shen Yuan's head with a kind expression.
He muttered in a daze...
"Is this melon ripe?"
"When I pat it, the sound doesn't seem ripe!"
The servants: "..."
We don't dare to stop them, nor do we dare to help them up!
Only Han Miao was somewhat normal...
She was helped to a guest room by a servant and was sleeping soundly.
Uncle Gou came running back at high speed, carrying the luxury car.
Taking advantage of the fact that no one was around, he placed the luxury car back in its parking spot.
Uncle Gou stretched and entered the living room.
Uncle Gou: GAH! (；OдO)~!!
Did you guys have a party?
Wait, why does that wine look so familiar?
Holy mother of...!
That's the fine wine I swiped from Li Zhengyang when I was young!
Even the Old Master didn't drink many bottles of it!
The Old Master used to steal my wine all the time.
Young Master, of all the things you could inherit, why this?
You inherited the Old Master's habit of stealing my wine?
I...
Forget it, he's family!
I won't beat him!
I'll just go to Li Zhengyang's place another day and swipe some more fine wine back.
My heart aches, though!
...
Early the next morning, Uncle Gou sat in the living room with an imposing posture.
His gaze was like a knife.
Shen Yuan, who was fast asleep, suddenly felt his eyelids twitch and opened his eyes.
I sensed a killing intent!
Chu Yang and the others also opened their eyes.
Killing intent!?
Who dares to show killing intent in my place?
"Oh, you're all awake!"
Uncle Gou had a smile on his face. "My dear young masters, you played quite a wild game yesterday!"
"Uncle Gou?"
Shen Yuan gave a cheeky grin. "You're back!"
"Young Master, don't you have an explanation for these wines?"
Uncle Gou looked at him sideways.
Shen Yuan swallowed hard. "Well, taking without asking is stealing!"
"So you do know!"
Uncle Gou snorted coldly. "You have to pay me back!"
"Okay, no problem!"
Shen Yuan was exceptionally well-behaved.
Uncle Gou: "..."
Resist a little! The more you resist, the more excited I get!
"By the way!"
Uncle Gou looked up. "I heard you guys are messing with Little Japanese lately?"
Shen Yuan grinned. "That's right, Uncle Gou!"
"We've never hidden our affairs from you!"
Shen Yuan laughed.
Uncle Gou squinted. "Is that so? When did you become a martial artist, Young Master? You never told me that!"
Shen Yuan: "..."
"But I didn't do it behind your back either!" Shen Yuan said with a beaming smile.
"Anyway!"
Uncle Gou stood up. "Hurry up and clean up, then have breakfast."
"Also... regarding Little Japanese's Ghost King, you don't need to go!"
Uncle Gou pulled out that black ball. "While you were drinking yesterday, I went and settled it!"
"You don't know how to do things steadily!"
"Young people, they easily get carried away!"
"In the future, you must do things properly. Only celebrate after the job is done. After all, opening champagne halfway through easily leads to a crash!"
Uncle Gou stood up, casually tossed the black ball up and down, and turned to leave.
Shen Yuan and the others: (((;꒪ꈊ꒪;)))
What the heck!?
The Ghost King was dealt with by Uncle Gou?
Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Uncle Gou walked out of the living room.
Everyone was still in a state of bewilderment.
Shen Yuan suddenly looked at Chu Yang. "Did you see through him?"
Chu Yang looked suspicious. "I couldn't tell!"
"Uncle Gou indeed has no cultivation!"
"Although he gives off a very strange feeling, he truly has no cultivation!"
Chu Yang scratched his head. "Besides, I've never properly used my Divine Sense to examine Uncle Gou!"
After all, he's your butler. How disrespectful would I have to be to use Divine Sense on him?
Respecting others' privacy is basic morality, okay?
Of course, back on the Yan Xing Continent, peeping at the Saintess bathing—ptui, I mean, taking back the things she stole from me while she was bathing...
That was also very moral.
"Ask your system!" Chu Yang looked at Shen Yuan.
Shen Yuan closed his eyes.
"Ding, Uncle Gou is not human!"
The system said calmly.
Shen Yuan: "????"
Not human!?
Then what is Uncle Gou?
"A demon, a demon king, an immortal?"
Shen Yuan asked in a daze.
"Ding... Unknown!"
The system said calmly, "Uncle Gou is a novel entity... He does not belong to any category among heaven, earth, human, god, or ghost!"
Shen Yuan: "A zombie!?"
"Ding, no," the system said, "He is a puppet!"
Shen Yuan was instantly enraged. "A puppet!?"
Bastard!
Who the fuck refined my Uncle Gou into a puppet?
Don't they know that while Yang Zi is my white moonlight, Uncle Gou is the cinnabar mole on my heart?
I'll fucking kill him!
"Uncle Gou refined himself!" the system said.
Shen Yuan: "..."
Refining oneself into a puppet?
What kind of brain-dead person would do such a thing?
I think I understand now!
The reason I'm so crazy is all because of Uncle Gou!
I was raised by Uncle Gou, so since Uncle Gou is brain-dead, I've become crazy too.
System: "..."
Do you have no conscience saying that?
Shen Yuan looked up. "Forget it, never mind Uncle Gou!"
"Brothers..."
"Smuggle ourselves across!"
"To Little Japanese!"