80: Chapter 80 Chu Yang: I, a dignified Immortal Emperor, am still alive, but my dignity is gone...

Wang Xiulan stood there, stunned.

"Impossible! I am a woman with a system. Why doesn't he love me?"

"I am a normal man," Shen Yuan said indifferently.

However, the eyes of the HR Manager and the beautiful secretary both turned towards Chu Yang.

"CEO Shen, did you just say he was cute and obedient?"

Chu Yang: "..."

"Old Shen, I suspect you dragged me into this on purpose. I f*cking like women."

"Wang Xiulan, have you read too many brainless Overbearing CEO novels?" Shen Yuan said disdainfully. "You came to the company to work, to get things done, not to act out the melodramatic plots you see in TV shows."

"You, you're the HR Manager, right?" Shen Yuan pointed at the HR Manager.

"Yes, yes, yes!" The HR Manager nodded hurriedly.

"Send out a notice... Fire Wang Xiulan immediately!"

"Also, notify the cleaning department... Right, does our cleaning department have a manager?" Shen Yuan asked. Sorry, he wasn't familiar with the company.

"Yes, it does!" The HR Manager nodded.

"That's good... Notify the cleaning department manager that their bonus for this month is deducted." Shen Yuan snorted coldly. "During working hours, their subordinate runs to the CEO's office to harass the CEO... Deducting the bonus is completely reasonable!"

"Notify the legal department, no severance pay for this termination!"

"Retrieve all the surveillance footage and throw it to the legal department! If Wang Xiulan dares to sue, let her sue!"

Shen Yuan walked quickly to Wang Xiulan, looking at her with utter disgust.

Damn it, the system insists on making me touch Wang Xiulan... I suspect the system is doing this on purpose.

"CEO Shen, no, you can't!" Wang Xiulan shouted. "I still have three children to support, my family..."

Slap!

Shen Yuan slapped her across the face.

Wang Xiulan spun 1080 degrees on the spot and landed on her butt.

"Ding, hehehe~~" The system's voice rang in Shen Yuan's mind...

"Little thing, come over to your master!" "As long as you are obedient, your master will be gentle..." The system made a hehehe sound.

Shen Yuan's face twitched. You seem to be a Villain! Oh, right, you are a Villain system after all. That makes sense.

Before Wang Xiulan could recover, she heard a piercing scream in her mind. "No, don't!" "Big boss, I was wrong!" "Spare me!"

Wang Xiulan was stunned. That voice was... Her system? "System, system!?" Wang Xiulan screamed frantically. "System, are you there?"

No matter how she called out, her system no longer responded to her.

Shen Yuan sneered. "Auntie, using abilities that don't belong to you to try and exchange for someone else's life... don't you feel ashamed?"

Shen Yuan stared down at Wang Xiulan. Wang Xiulan's expression changed. "Did you do this!?"

"It was me!" Shen Yuan nodded.

"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Wang Xiulan roared. "How could you possibly have the ability to harm..."

Shen Yuan raised his middle finger, cutting her off.

"Auntie, remember this: our country is more complicated than you think. You have no idea how many systems we at Bureau 789 have handled!"

Shen Yuan said this last sentence in a low voice, but loud enough for Wang Xiulan to hear.

Wang Xiulan stood there, stunned. Bureau 789, handled systems? Impossible! What kind of place is Bureau 789? Why haven't I heard of it?

Bang!

Shen Yuan kicked her away.

"Sleep with you? I'd rather go sleep with that bastard Su Ye's girlfriend!"

Shen Yuan turned around. "Take your delusions and go enjoy a life worse than death!"

"As for you..." Shen Yuan pointed at the HR Manager. "You are promoted to manager, salary doubled!"

The HR Manager was stunned, pointing at his own nose in confusion. "Me?" Shen Yuan nodded. "That's right, you!"

HR Manager: I'm rich! I really am rich! I really didn't do anything wrong! I really did everything right! I knew it, CEO Shen isn't one of those idiot Overbearing CEOs from those short dramas!

The HR Manager instantly stood at attention. "Alright, CEO Shen, no problem, CEO Shen!"

"Wang Xiulan, f*ck your whole family!" The HR Manager yelled, went up and kicked her, then dragged Wang Xiulan away.

"Ding, so satisfying!" The system turned into a cat, conjuring a cute little mouse in front of it. Then it bit the mouse into its mouth and crunched it up. Very good, not a drop of blood was shown.

"Tastes like chicken, crunchy!" The system cackled. "According to the system mechanism, system devours system, karma points are devoured, energy increases, and luck value is returned!" "Converted to villain points at an equal ratio!" "Congratulations to the Host for obtaining 50,000 villain points!" the system said calmly.

Shen Yuan was stunned. "You eat a system, and I get villain points too?"

"Ding, yes!" The husky's eyes stared at Shen Yuan with disdain.

Shen Yuan: "Why didn't you say so earlier?" System: "You didn't ask!"

Shen Yuan: "..." If I don't ask, you f*cking won't say anything, right?

System: "Ding, yes! If the Host doesn't ask, the system naturally keeps its mouth shut!"

Shen Yuan sighed. Whatever! Anyway, I'm lying flat, and the system is lying flat too. Let it be what it will.

"Keep track of every single account... After we go back to Magic City, at the end of the month, I'll have to audit the accounts." Shen Yuan said. "System, you won't skim off my villain points, right?"

"Ding, how could that be?" The system immediately bristled. "Is the Host doubting the system?" "This system has always been honest and trustworthy, consistent in word and deed, upright and open, frank and loyal!" "This system treats the Host with complete sincerity!" "This system treats the Host with total openness and honesty!" "Host, how can you doubt the system?" The system yelled.

Shen Yuan covered his ears. "Shut up! You're a system, using so many adjectives, are you trying to take a postgraduate entrance exam?"

Shen Yuan sighed helplessly. "There's a saying: explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is the truth."

System: "..." Although this generation's Host is a slacker, he's inexplicably a bit smart, isn't he?

But... this system will absolutely not admit it.

"Ding, this system is not a human, so I don't understand your human schemes, deception, cooking the books, or things like that." The system was extremely calm.

Shen Yuan: "..." I think you're not a system at all, but an artificial idiot. I can't be bothered with you!

Shen Yuan stretched, turned his head to look at Chu Yang, and made a slashing motion across his throat. "Yang Zi, take her out!"

Chu Yang's face twitched. "There's no need for that, really! Isn't it just someone professing their love to you? Old Shen, you have to think about it this way. Even a forty-year-old cleaning lady is professing her love to you. What does that mean? It means your charm, which has nowhere to hide, works on everyone, regardless of age or gender!" Chu Yang laughed until he was rocking back and forth.

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!" Shen Yuan rolled his eyes in annoyance. "I'm very charming, my charm has nowhere to hide, and I'm flirting everywhere, right? Yang Zi, don't you f*cking forget! When we were at Uncle Gou's place... we were..." Shen Yuan's mouth twisted into a smirk. "Hehehe!"

Chu Yang: Your mom... Why didn't you explain back then? Why didn't you explain? Wuwuwu! I, a dignified Immortal Emperor, my innocence... it turns out it was already gone! The character in my personality... is the person already lost?