74: Chapter 74 Divine Doctor, Do You Need a Brother-in-Law? How About Me? I Have a System!

Shen Yuan nodded in deep agreement.

This Divine Doctor was actually quite rule-abiding, knowing that he needed to get a medical practice license.

Unlike the Divine Doctors in other novels who just rolled up their sleeves to treat patients the moment they arrived, wearing an arrogant face that screamed, "I am the best, and you all must kneel."

To be honest, isn't it perfectly reasonable for people to be suspicious of the Divine Doctor in a novel?

You're young, barely out of diapers, and you don't even have a medical practice license. If they don't suspect you, who would they suspect?

Are they supposed to suspect the air?

And the Divine Doctor who gets suspected happens to have a glass heart, feeling like he's been insulted.

If you have the ability, go get a license!

Why are you acting like a wronged little wife here?

"Master said that Senior Brother has connections and can easily obtain a medical practice license!"

Ye Han smiled with a pure expression, his eyes as clear as unpolluted mineral water, emphasizing a sincerity that was completely genuine.

Shen Yuan nodded, "If you dare to practice medicine without a medical practice license, you'll be reported to the police and locked up!"

Ye Han: "..."

"And what about your Senior Sister?" Shen Yuan asked, crossing his legs.

According to novel tropes, a Divine Doctor's Senior Sister is definitely a wealthy beauty, a surefire stepping stone to the pinnacle of life.

It would be a waste not to take advantage. Don't worry, I'm just rubbing against it, absolutely not going inside.

"My Senior Sister..." Ye Han scratched his head, "Senior Sister is named Yun Zhiwei."

Shen Yuan rubbed his temples and immediately started brainstorming, turning his mental list of billionaires and powerful businesswomen upside down.

In the end, he had to regretfully admit... he had failed.

He had never even heard the name Yun Zhiwei!

If she had any money or ability, there was no reason for Young Master Shen not to have an impression of her!

Unless her assets weren't even enough to reach one billion.

"I don't know her!" Shen Yuan spread his hands, looking frank, emphasizing honesty.

Ye Han smiled innocently, his tone matter-of-fact, "You definitely wouldn't know my Senior Sister!"

"But I can get to know her!" Shen Yuan pointed to his own nose, smiling lecherously, "Brother Ye Han, what do you think of me?"

Ye Han looked confused, "What do you mean?"

Shen Yuan cleared his throat and switched to his refined, flirtatious mode.

"I am quite handsome and wealthy. When it comes to love, I am loyal to the end and never engage in seamless transitions."

"I am well-versed in the arts, and I can speak eight languages fluently. I am, above all, all-rounded."

"I wonder if you are lacking a brother-in-law like me in your heart?"

Shen Yuan's tone was affectionate yet pretentious. That smile was lecherous yet contained a hint of sincerity, and beneath that sincerity was a touch of someone who needed a beating.

Ye Han shuddered and jumped up abruptly.

He waved his hands and shook his head frantically, his speech as fast as a machine gun, "No, no, no!"

"Senior Sister and I have an engagement!"

"I like Senior Sister, and Senior Sister likes me too!"

"Three years ago, we already agreed that when I came down from the mountain, I would marry her!"

Ye Han shook his head frantically, "I don't need a brother-in-law! I really don't!"

"Then do you need money?" Shen Yuan smiled slightly.

Ye Han: "I think I might need some!"

Shen Yuan: "So you need money, but you really don't need a brother-in-law?"

Ye Han shook his head frantically, "I really don't!"

Shen Yuan shrugged, "You don't need one? Then forget it!"

Ye Han: "..."

Then what is that look of regret on your face supposed to mean?

"Hey, hey, hey, Uncle Gou!" Shen Yuan took out his phone and called Uncle Gou, "I picked up a young man with clear eyes on the road; he's quite simple."

Uncle Gou: "？？？？ Young Master, have you gone and ruined another good man again?"

"Young Master, clear eyes? That's just stupidity, right?"

"You picked up a young man, so what about Young Master Chu Yang? Do you still want him or not?"

"Although our family is wealthy and powerful, in life, one must be loyal to the end; you cannot abandon someone after playing with them."

Uncle Gou spoke earnestly and persuasively, just like a worried old mother.

Uncle Gou: Sigh, if this family didn't have me, it would fall apart!

"Shut up!" Shen Yuan was so angry his head ached, "Yang Zi and I are just pure brothers, stop thinking nonsense! If you keep letting your imagination run wild, I'm docking your pay!"

Uncle Gou's tone was as perfunctory as it could possibly be, "Okay, you're all friends, Young Master, I understand! I understand it all!"

"You don't understand jack!" Shen Yuan had black lines on his forehead.

Why was I so stupid back then, not clearing up the misunderstanding when Uncle Gou first got it wrong?

Now it's great, even if I jumped into the Yellow River, I couldn't wash myself clean!

"Ah, right, right, right, I don't understand jack!" Uncle Gou's laughter carried a hint of indifference.

"Fine, fine, if you don't understand jack, then you don't understand jack!"

Shen Yuan was speechless to the extreme and couldn't be bothered to argue, so he went straight to his purpose, "Look up a Girl named Yun Zhiwei for me!"

"She..." Shen Yuan turned to look at Ye Han, "How old is your Senior Sister?"

"Oh, twenty-four!" Ye Han said hurriedly, "I'm twenty-two!"

"Who asked how old you are?" Shen Yuan rolled his eyes, "Why isn't she three years older?"

"A woman three years older is like holding a gold brick."

"Two years older isn't that great!"

Shen Yuan muttered, then said to Uncle Gou, "Uncle Gou, check it out, Yun Zhiwei, twenty-four years old."

"Okay, Young Master, no problem, Young Master!" Uncle Gou said, "Also, what's this about a woman three years older being like holding a gold brick, and two years older not being that great?"

"One year older, holding a golden chicken; two years older, a jar full of gold."

"Three years older, holding a gold brick; four years older, blessings and longevity arrive!" Uncle Gou recited immediately, "The rules of our ancestors."

"Thirty years older, she gifts you an empire!" Shen Yuan blurted out, interrupting Uncle Gou.

"Three hundred years older, she gifts you an immortal pill!"

"Thirty thousand years older, you become the Jade Emperor; three hundred million years older, you rule the three realms, right?"

Shen Yuan smiled, "Alright, Uncle Gou, look into it; try to have it found by the time we get back to Magic City."

"OK!" Uncle Gou promised directly, "Give me three minutes, and I will..."

"Don't act like an Overbearing CEO; I am the Overbearing CEO!" Shen Yuan hung up the phone.

"Done, job finished!" Shen Yuan snapped his fingers at Ye Han, smiling smugly.

"Thank you!" Ye Han looked grateful.

Shen Yuan's tone instantly became enthusiastic, and he leaned in close to Ye Han, "Han Zi..."

He was smiling like a dog.

Ye Han, however, felt a chill down his spine, "Big Brother Shen, what do you want to do? I'm a man!"

"Have you read novels?" Shen Yuan rubbed his hands together, "Web novels, the kind with systems, power fantasies, do you understand?"

Ye Han shook his head quickly, his eyes full of confusion, "I've always been on the mountain practicing martial arts and studying medicine; I've never read novels."

"Never read novels..." Shen Yuan sighed; this Divine Doctor was too innocent.

How could those seven masters of yours have the nerve to deprive a youth of the purest spiritual sustenance?

"It's okay, if you haven't read them, I'll explain it to you!"

"There is a thing called a system!" Shen Yuan spread his hands, "Of all things under heaven, the system is the greatest!"

"With a system in hand, the world is mine!"

"With a system, you can do anything: fight monsters to level up, get rich, become handsome—everything is available!"

Shen Yuan lowered his voice, rubbed his hands together, and looked lecherous, "To tell you the truth, I have a system."

"As for me, I am a Villain!"

"And you, you are a protagonist!"

"An epic Child of Destiny."

Shen Yuan licked his lips, "The kind with maximum gold content."

Ye Han: "？？？？ "

"The system's mission is to suppress the Child of Destiny!"

"As long as I bully you, as long as I beat you, I can gain villain points!"

"I want to beat you!"