180: Chapter 180 Su Mo: Finally, I can have a hot meal! Everyone: You dripped snot into the crab roe!
The two of them entered the living room...
Xiao Ce and Lin Yu had also returned, looking weary from their travels.
After all, fighting monsters all day was truly exhausting.
In the living room, there was no exquisite dining table, only giant crabs placed one by one on the floor...
Each one was over three meters wide, with more than a dozen of them packed together.
Chu Yang: "..."
I was being too reckless!
I thought there would be a million-dollar feast, but it turns out to be mutated crabs!
That must be delicious.
Su Mo sniffled, and in the next second, his eyes turned red.
Waaaah!
Cooked food! It's actually cooked food!
How long had it been since he had a bite of hot, cooked food?
Even the shit he took...
Was fucking cold!
He couldn't even get a single hot mouthful!
Shen Yuan and the others were completely bewildered.
Who the fuck is this?
Why did he start crying the moment he walked in?
Chu Yang's face was covered in black lines. "This is Su Mo, he has transformed!"
Xiao Ce and Lin Yu were full of question marks.
Who is Su Mo?
Never heard of him.
And what's the deal with this transformation?
Lin Yu's brow suddenly furrowed slightly as he stared at Su Mo, a strange feeling inexplicably rising in his heart...
It was as if they were a match made in—my ass!
Lin Yu quickly shook his head.
Illusion, it's all an illusion!
I have a girlfriend, and she's even a sister-in-law turned lover!
How could I possibly have feelings for a man?
Shen Yuan, Ye Han, and Zhang Xuan: o(╯□╰)o
Transformed!?
He couldn't even say a word at first, and now he's transformed?
Yang Zi, what kind of methods did you use?
Shen Yuan: Immortal Emperor methods, truly terrifying!
Su Mo wailed and pounced forward, ripping open a crab's shell...
He howled and took a huge bite of the crab roe.
Waaaah!
Shen Yuan: Hey, your snot is running into the crab roe!
With a look of disgust, Chu Yang moved a crab away and began to feast greedily.
Xiao Ce wiped the dust off his face, leaned over, and poked Su Mo's back.
"Since Yang Zi brought you, you're a brother, but... isn't this a bit much?"
"It's just eating some crab. Although these crabs are pretty impressive, you..."
"You're acting like you haven't touched meat in ten years, even more excited than Lin Yu was when he saw my family's braised pork."
Xiao Ce said.
Lin Yu instantly bristled. "Xiao Ce, are you ever going to drop that?"
"Was that even braised pork back then?"
"I was out on a mission, and you fucking put eight pounds of rock sugar in that braised pork!"
"Was I fucking excited?"
"I was choking on the sweetness!"
Lin Yu said crossly, "One of these days, I'm going to put ten pounds of fine salt in yours..."
The corner of Xiao Ce's mouth twitched. "Didn't you notice that since then, I've never eaten anything you've given me?"
Lin Yu's face twitched.
You fucking planned it all along?
You son of a bear!
You political types all have dirty hearts!
"Stop arguing, you two!"
Zhang Xuan was gnawing on a crab leg, speaking indistinctly, "This thing has spiritual energy, it's good stuff!"
With his mouth full of crab roe, Su Mo looked up, his eyes misty with tears. "Young Master Shen, can I eat a few more?"
Shen Yuan's mouth twitched. "Help yourself!"
"Thank you!"
Su Mo's eyes brimmed with tears of gratitude.
Everyone: "..."
This guy is purely mental!
Su Mo began to gnaw frantically, his face covered in crab roe, looking exactly like a starving ghost fresh out of the mountains.
Is he the reincarnation of the Hungry Ghost Realm?
Meanwhile, Chu Yang gave Xiao Ce and Lin Yu a brief introduction to Su Mo!
Xiao Ce: "????"
Old Shen said he wants to recruit this thing into Bureau 789?
Wait, this thing isn't under our jurisdiction!
A long time later...
Su Mo looked up.
"So good!"
"It's been so long since I've had cooked food!"
"In the past, I was in the sea gnawing on raw fish every day, swallowing them whole!"
"This hot crab is better than any delicacy from the land or sea."
Su Mo said sheepishly.
Everyone remained silent.
You monster, if you had just transformed sooner, you wouldn't have ended up in such a state!
Having eaten and drunk their fill, the giant crabs were picked clean.
"Alright!"
Shen Yuan yawned. "Everyone go back to your own homes and find your own mothers!"
Everyone nodded, but Su Mo scratched his head. "I don't have a home anymore, and I don't have a mother!"
Shen Yuan rolled his eyes. "Uncle Gou, Uncle Gou!"
"Coming, Young Master!"
"The guest room has already been prepared!"
Uncle Gou said with a smile.
Shen Yuan gave a thumbs up. "Uncle Gou, you really understand me!"
Uncle Gou shrugged. "As soon as you straighten your waist, this old man knows exactly where you're going to poke!"
Shen Yuan: "..."
Uncle Gou, if you don't know how to speak properly, then don't.
I'd rather have a gun poking me in the back than a man's 'gun'!
Su Mo settled into the villa.
Time flew by, and in the blink of an eye, it was midnight.
Su Mo was sleeping soundly!
After all, since turning into a snake, he had always been sleeping in the rough.
This warm, big bed...
Was so good!
"Sleep my ass, get up and have some fun!"
While he was sleeping soundly, Chu Yang flipped into his room and slapped him on the head.
Su Mo opened his eyes in a daze.
Who!?
Who's disturbing my sleep?
How long has it been since I slept in a bed...
I...
Seeing it was Chu Yang, Su Mo was about to get angry, then immediately suppressed it.
It was clear he had been disciplined quite miserably by Chu Yang during the day!
"Let's go, work to do."
Chu Yang stretched. "Tonight I'm taking you to farm Liu Ruyan!"
"Okay!"
Su Mo instantly perked up.
villain points, here I come!
The two of them silently slipped out of the villa and headed straight for Liu Ruyan's house.
Su Mo followed Chu Yang to Liu Ruyan's home, and just as they climbed through the window...
They saw a figure suddenly emerge from the shadows.
"Han Miao!?"
Chu Yang saw who it was and slapped his forehead. "Forgot, you come to farm Liu Ruyan every day!"
Han Miao: "????"
"Chu Yang, what are you doing here?"
"And who is this?"
Han Miao asked curiously.
"Oh, a newly joined brother, an Epic-level Child of Destiny!"
Chu Yang explained, "Old Shen isn't handling things, so I brought him here to get familiar with the place and farm Liu Ruyan a bit."
Han Miao: "..."
Another one here to farm Liu Ruyan?
Yuan Zi...
The speed at which you're pulling people into the family is a bit too fast, isn't it?
Does this mean I'm not the newcomer anymore?
Han Miao sighed. "Fine! I'm Han Miao, a Legendary Grade Child of Destiny!"
"Oh, hello, I'm Su Mo!"
Su Mo said politely, "Epic-level Child of Destiny!"
Han Miao shrugged. "Liu Ruyan is already unconscious... I'll let you have her tonight."
Su Mo nodded hurriedly. "Thanks, many thanks!"
"But I also really want to farm Liu Ruyan!"
Han Miao sighed, "I can't just beat up my brother every day, can I?"
"How about this, I'll let him experience Liu Ruyan today?"
"And in the future, let him go beat up my brother too?"
Han Miao smiled slightly.
Chu Yang: "..."
Your brother having a sister like you is truly eight lifetimes of bad luck.
However, your brother is taking all the best medicine!
His strength is improving much faster than Liu Ruyan's!
Those medicines... were all paid for by Old Shen out of his own pocket to supplement you!
Old Shen...
Is a good man!
"How about, in the future..."
Han Miao giggled, "Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, I'll farm Liu Ruyan."
"Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays, Su Mo, you farm her."
"On Sundays, we'll draw lots; whoever wins gets her."
Han Miao said with a beaming smile, "What do you think?"
Su Mo: "..."
Is this a duty roster?
He shook his head. "On Sundays, let Miss Han have her!"
"I'll just farm Liu Ruyan for a few days, and then I'll still train with you, Brother Chu!"
Su Mo said.
Chu Yang squinted at him.
You're the first Child of Destiny to actively suggest training with me.
I admire your courage!
It seems I didn't beat you into submission enough today!