195: Chapter 195 Miaomiao, you just fainted right in front of me? How much do you all trust me?
Zhang Xuan stretched lazily.
"If we encounter an undefeatable enemy, then kill us..."
"Your villain points will definitely skyrocket."
"When the time comes, having enough villain points... will be enough to raise your cultivation!"
"You'll be able to survive!"
"I think... the other brothers feel the same way."
"We aren't just in a win-win partnership..."
"We are also your hope for a future comeback."
"The changes in this world are too great..."
"If that day truly comes..."
"Old Shen, make your move fast, accurate, and ruthless."
"Don't be indecisive or act like an old woman."
"If you're a man, be a bit more ruthless!"
"Don't let me suffer, damn it!"
I have to say, having a few friends like you after coming down from the mountain...
Is pretty good!
"By the way, where's Mo-zi?"
Shen Yuan sprawled on the sofa and asked nonchalantly.
"Oh, that fellow went out to sea tonight!"
Chu Yang said casually, "After all, the sea isn't peaceful either!"
"He was a policeman in his past life, after all..."
"He went to help guard the maritime territory tonight!"
"Besides, he's a snake now; he can cultivate better in the ocean!"
Chu Yang stretched, "Let's pull him along for the next Weird Game; the more people, the merrier!"
"Fine!"
Shen Yuan replied casually, leaning back on the sofa to rest his eyes.
"System, can you determine when the next Weird Game will start?"
"Ding! Host, this system doesn't manage those things!"
"However, the weird aura is constantly spreading."
"Small-scale weird resurrections have already begun to appear worldwide."
The system said.
The corners of Shen Yuan's mouth curled up.
Weird resurrection?
Perfect. However many come, I'll beat that many up.
Do you know how many single dogs we have in Huaxia?
I thought that Weird Secretary from last time was quite easy on the eyes!
The single men of my Great Xia...
The time for you to become Undead Knights has arrived!
With this group of 'Crouching Dragons and Fledgling Phoenixes' of ours...
I guarantee you'll play with female ghosts until you're sick of it!
"Sleep!"
Shen Yuan waved his hand, too lazy to ponder any further.
The others didn't say much more; they each finished washing up and fell asleep instantly.
The night passed in silence. With no weirdness to disturb them and no trouble coming to their door, they slept very comfortably.
Early the next morning, just as the sky was turning gray, Shen Yuan immediately activated 'search mode'...
To put it simply, he gave Special Assistant Lin a call.
On the other end of the phone, Special Assistant Lin was full of helplessness.
I'm the one managing your company!
I'm helping you manage a business empire!
Big Brother... you're even looking for me to find Su Chen's whereabouts?
But when he looked at the transfer information Shen Yuan sent to his phone, staring at that string of dazzling zeros, Special Assistant Lin's temper vanished instantly.
In a fit of rage, he was only enraged for a split second.
It couldn't be helped... Shen Yuan just gave too much!
Shen Yuan exchanged for a dimension stone for Chu Yang and tossed it to him.
Chu Yang went out to study it.
He dragged Zhang Xuan along with him while he was at it.
Han Miao asked Shen Yuan to help her find and exchange for a certain type of pill.
Shen Yuan rummaged through the system space, pulled out a bottle of pills, and handed them to Han Miao.
"Miao Miao, what do you want this thing for?"
Shen Yuan asked curiously.
Han Miao smiled but didn't say anything.
"Alright, Miao Miao, you should go home!"
Shen Yuan stretched, "I'm really getting lazier and lazier!"
I remember back when I used to personally beat up the Child of Destiny.
But ever since the Child of Destiny free-for-all... I've been completely liberated.
"Didn't we agree that I'd get beaten up when I came back?"
Han Miao giggled foolishly, "Daddy, hit me~~"
Shen Yuan's mouth twitched, "Don't use those stale memes from Detective Chinatown!"
"If your dad knew you were calling me that..."
"I reckon he'd come charging over with a knife to grind my bones to dust!!"
Shen Yuan smiled and stood up, his eyes turning a bit more serious, "Miao Miao, have you really thought this through?"
Han Miao let out a breath, "Of course!"
"My brother has already borne enough!"
"I need to bear some of it too!"
Han Miao directly poured out a pill and smiled slightly, "Remember to help me recover, okay?"
Shen Yuan was stunned, "Wait a second, isn't that the pill I just exchanged for?"
"The Comatose Pill!?"
"One pill can make a Golden Core expert fall into a deep sleep for two hours..."
"Even if a heavenly thunderbolt struck them, they wouldn't wake up!"
Shen Yuan's mouth twitched, "So, you wanted the pill just to eat it yourself?"
"That way I won't feel any pain." Han Miao swallowed the Comatose Pill in one gulp.
Shen Yuan immediately reached out like the 'Erkang' meme, "No, wait a minute!"
"How much the f*ck do you actually trust me!"
"You..."
Before he could finish, Han Miao's mouth tilted, her body went limp, and she fell headfirst onto the sofa.
Before losing consciousness, she softly whispered, "I trust you!"
After saying that, she completely passed out, with a trace of peace between her brows.
Shen Yuan: "..."
Trust my foot!
Miao Miao, you're a beauty!
A top-tier beauty at that!
And you just passed out in front of me without the slightest bit of guard!?
I...
Jie jie jie~~~
Doesn't this mean I can do whatever I want to you while you're completely unconscious?
Shen Yuan sighed.
Am I really that worthy of your trust?
Shen Yuan shook his head, "You really are carefree!"
The next second, his eyes sharpened, and he shouted, "Staff, come!"
As he spoke, he pulled a baseball bat out of the system space and weighed it in his hand.
Oh well... it's all for the sake of Miao Miao's growth!
Only by getting beaten can she break through faster!
Huaxia is a land of etiquette...
I can only treat her with 'courtesy'!
Bang! Bang! Bang! ~~~
Shen Yuan was having a great time smashing away.
Uncle Gou pushed the door open and came in. Seeing this scene, he immediately rubbed his eyes.
Young Master, what are you doing?
Holy crap!
Isn't that the Miss of the Han Family, Han Miao?
"Young Master, you..."
Uncle Gou was speechless.
"It's fine, Miao Miao took a Comatose Pill. No matter what I do to her, she won't react!"
"Besides, she asked me to hit her!"
"I just need to help her recover after I'm done!"
Shen Yuan cackled, "If you don't believe me, look!"
He swung the baseball bat and smashed it down again.
Uncle Gou's mouth twitched.
Young Master!
A top-tier~~ beauty! Completely defenseless and passed out in front of you...
And you're f*cking hitting her with a bat?
Can't you do something else?
At the very least, you could change to a different kind of 'rod' to hit her with!
Sigh!
Uncle Gou shook his head silently and turned to leave.
The untold stories of the Young Master and Young Master Chu Yang.
Young Master... let's leave the matter of continuing the Shen Family bloodline to the Young Mistress!
Shen Yuan smashed for a while...
Then he took out a healing pill and fed it to Han Miao.
Fortunately, this thing melted the moment it touched her mouth.
No chewing required.
After feeding it to Han Miao and waiting for the medicinal power to dissolve, Shen Yuan swung the bat and started smashing again!
Today...
I, with one man and one bat, shall subdue a Legendary Grade Destiny beauty!
[Perhaps the God of Marriage is offline, love is managed by the God of Wealth...]
The phone rang.
Shen Yuan picked up the phone and was instantly stunned.
Xian Xian!
My dear sister, Shen Xian!
That sister who went abroad has finally shown her face!
Shen Yuan pursed his lips and answered the call.
His right hand was still swinging the bat, smashing away frantically.
"Hello, my dear sister!"
Shen Yuan said with a smile, "It's truly rare for you to call me!!"
"You went abroad, you didn't die. Don't you ever keep in touch?"
Shen Yuan said with a laugh.
Bang! Bang! Bang! ~~~
The sound of the bat hitting a body clearly transmitted to the other end of the line.
"Brother!"
A soft voice came through, "What's going on on your end? What's that sound?"
"Oh, it's nothing. I'm just hitting Han Miao with a bat!"
Shen Yuan said casually.
Shen Xian: "????"