76: Chapter 76 Chu Yang: I am your only white moonlight! Shen Yuan: Change your body part, don't keep targeting your liver.

Shen Yuan and Chu Yang looked at the gold needles, both feeling a bit surprised.

These gold needles were not simple!

They could both sense a faint cold aura on the gold needles, but it wasn't bone-chilling; it was more like ice jade.

Each gold needle carried a strange aura and emitted a faint glow.

"I am a descendant of the Medical School from the Hundred Schools of Thought."

"These were passed down by our ancestor, Bian Que. Actually, since you are both martial artists, you should know that cultivation is real!"

"These thirteen gold needles have been used by our ancestors and tempered by countless powers!"

"Even if an ordinary practitioner of traditional medicine used them, they could instantly become a divine doctor!"

Ye Han explained, "Furthermore, with medical skills as formidable as mine, I fear that as long as they aren't dead, I can cure them!"

"Come on, let's test it!"

"I'll have Old Shen beat me until I'm severely injured."

Chu Yang immediately perked up. "If you can really do it without consuming villain points, I'll give you ten percent of my villain points!"

Ye Han's face twitched. "Why do you all have a hobby of getting beaten up?"

Chu Yang was a bit bewildered. "Old Shen, how come this guy seems like he doesn't understand reality? Are you sure he isn't from a primitive society?"

"It's fine, it's fine!"

"So and so, such and such!"

Shen Yuan explained, "This guy hasn't read enough novels. Once we take him back, we'll make him binge-read seven days and seven nights of system-based power-fantasy novels. I guarantee he'll be even more eager than us to ask for a beating."

Chu Yang: "..."

In this era of information explosion, how could there still be someone who doesn't know about systems?

But this youth was too innocent... Corrupting him actually made my conscience ache?

But if I didn't have a conscience... Damn, we'd earn even more! Who needs a conscience anyway!

"Whatever!"

Chu Yang licked his lips and looked at Shen Yuan with anticipation. "Hit me, and be ruthless!"

Shen Yuan didn't hesitate. He raised his fist, which was suffused with spiritual energy, and struck directly.

Chu Yang: "Holy crap! Don't hit the face!"

Bang, bang, bang...

Very quickly, Chu Yang was beaten black and blue by Shen Yuan. Covered in injuries, he collapsed to the ground, lacking even the strength to stand up—he was definitely in a state of severe injury.

Chu Yang: "..."

"I regret it. I shouldn't have been impulsive and told him to be ruthless. This guy really beat me like he wanted to kill me!"

"Yuan Zi, do you not love me anymore? Now that you have a newcomer, you're treating me with such cruelty?"

"Don't forget, I am the only Legendary Grade! I am your eternal white moonlight!"

Ye Han hurriedly moved to treat him...

Chu Yang suddenly froze, then burst into laughter. "I'm about to break through again..."

"Don't break through yet, let Ye Han try first!" Shen Yuan instructed. "Don't let my beating go to waste!"

"Alright, alright, I'll suppress it!" Chu Yang nodded.

Ye Han hurriedly took out the gold needles and clumsily began inserting them into Chu Yang.

Shen Yuan and Chu Yang: "Holy crap! Holy crap! Are you sure you're a divine doctor with that technique?"

"You look more nervous than a medical student just starting their clinical rotations!"

"Don't go and paralyze someone with a single needle!"

"After all, there was a news story online about a medical student who gave himself acupuncture and paralyzed himself with a single needle. In the end, it took the teacher and the dean working together to save him with over eighty needles!"

"With how clumsy you are, you aren't a novice, are you? Are you sure you've completed your apprenticeship?"

However... as soon as the gold needle was inserted, Chu Yang's expression immediately changed to one of pure enjoyment.

"Awesome!"

"Ah, that feels good!"

"So good!"

"This needle really took the pain away!"

"A bit to the left, a bit to the left, that's where Shen Yuan beat me the hardest!"

"Ye Han, your medical skills are actually quite good, it's just that your strength is a bit lacking!"

"With this needle, my body's self-healing ability has improved quite a bit!"

Chu Yang asked curiously, "That feels great! How does that work?"

"This set of needle techniques I use targets different ailments!"

Ye Han scratched his head honestly. "The Taixuan Thirteen Needles each have thirteen variations, totaling one hundred and sixty-nine variations."

"Since you were severely injured from being beaten, I used the gold needles to pierce your acupoints, stimulate your internal potential, and enhance your self-healing ability!"

"If you were poisoned, I would pierce different acupoints and use other techniques to enhance your detoxification ability!"

"If you were sick, I would pierce the acupoints to strengthen your immune system."

"Each set of needle techniques has different methods of application!"

At that moment, Ye Han seemed to transform into a master physician. His tone was professional and serious, a completely different person from the clumsy individual he was a moment ago.

"Everyone's body holds immense potential, but most of the time it remains hidden."

"The Taixuan Thirteen Needles are just ordinary acupuncture when used normally, but when used with special methods, they are meant to stimulate that potential!"

"Self-healing ability, for example, the liver!"

"Detoxification ability, for example, the liver!"

"Immune system, for example, the liver..."

Before he could finish his sentence...

Shen Yuan and Chu Yang hurriedly raised their hands. "Stop! Use a different analogy!"

Shen Yuan looked helpless. "I'm telling you, Han Zi, can you stop using the liver for every analogy?"

"Aren't there any other organs?"

"The heart, lungs, kidneys—any of those would work! Stop picking on the liver!"

Shen Yuan was speechless.

Chu Yang nodded repeatedly, looking in complete agreement. "Exactly! Listening to you makes me feel like my liver is about to go on strike!"

"Huh!?"

Ye Han was bewildered, looking at them blankly. "Are my Taixuan Thirteen Needles not good? I'm just telling the truth; the liver is inherently very important... Can't I use needles on it?"

"Alright, alright, your needle technique is definitely good!" Shen Yuan nodded.

"If you don't use needles, what would you use?"

"It's not like you'd use a blade to S and M when you're doing 'that' with a woman, right?"

"Peh, I misspoke!"

"When you're treating someone, you have to use needles to pierce them; you can't use a knife!"

Shen Yuan smirked.

Ye Han: "????"

Shen Yuan's smile suddenly changed. "Han Zi, do you remember what I said at the beginning?"

"What!?" Ye Han asked, completely confused.

Shen Yuan leaned back against the chair, arms crossed over his chest, grinning like a stray dog harboring malicious intent.

He spoke slowly, enunciating every word, "Without a medical license, this is illegal medical practice!"

"I could call the police and have you arrested!"

Shen Yuan raised his eyebrows, grinning like that stray dog again. "Didn't you just engage in illegal medical practice a moment ago?"

Ye Han: ( ; O д O ) ?!? Ye Han instantly stiffened like a wooden post.

His mouth was agape, wide enough to fit a fist, and his eyes were wide as saucers. He felt like his CPU had just fried!

"You, you, you're engaging in entrapment!"

Chu Yang rolled his eyes. "Damn you... Han Zi is such a nice, handsome guy, and so innocent..."

"You're just bored and messing with him!"

Chu Yang raised his middle finger.

Shen Yuan smirked. "Fine, fine. Since Brother speaks like that, where is there any shred of our past affection left?"

"In the end, Brother doesn't love me anymore; you actually had the heart to use such harsh words to accuse me. It has truly chilled my heart. What am I to do?"

Shen Yuan clutched his chest, looking pitiful.

Chu Yang turned his head away: "Ugh~~~"

Luckily he hadn't eaten anything, otherwise... he would have really vomited!