104: Chapter 104 Zhang Xuan: ▄█▀█●! No one will stop me from getting villain points today!

"You don't believe me?" Shen Yuan smiled mysteriously, patting Zhang Xuan on the shoulder. "Come on, Brother will show you something eye-opening!"

"I'll call Yang Zi first." He took out his phone, his tone cheeky. "Hello~ My dear Yang Zi, have you missed your handsome and charming brother?"

"Get lost!" Chu Yang's voice was full of speechlessness.

"I picked up a man on the road!" Shen Yuan announced loudly.

Chu Yang: "???"

Are you dragging random men home from outside again?!

"Epic level, same tier as Brother Ce and the others!" Shen Yuan laughed gleefully. "An authentic Taoist priest coming down from the mountain!"

"Another Child of Destiny?"

"Are Children of Destiny gathering in herds these days?"

Chu Yang paused for a moment, then retorted, "Why didn't you pick up a monk? To form a Journey to the West crew?"

Shen Yuan rolled his eyes dramatically at the air. "Less talk, where are you guys? I'm taking him to witness the miracle of the system!"

"You really aren't afraid of others coveting your system!" Chu Yang said helplessly. "Fine, I'll send you the location, come over!"

Oh well, whatever!

This guy Old Shen really was born with a death-seeking buff.

He reveals his system the moment he meets someone, without even checking if their character is pure, and dares to bring them into the fold. I always feel like this guy is going to play himself to death in the next second.

You don't even verify their character before dragging them home?

I always feel like you're kind of looking for death. It's an illusion, it must be an illusion!

I will definitely protect Old Shen well. Whoever dares to scheme against Old Shen, I'll wipe out their whole family!

On one hand, it's because of the existence of the system, which can provide me with many cultivation resources...

On the other hand...

This guy is just a heartless idiot, but he's optimistic, kind, and cute... My ass!

He's just a pure person!

Such a pure Shen Yuan, if I don't protect him, who will?

Although my cultivation isn't as good as his, I've eaten more rice than he has walked roads.

This optimist is basically a blank slate when it comes to schemes and plots!

Shen Yuan hung up the phone, drove the car, and headed towards the location Chu Yang sent. Along the way, he asked about Zhang Xuan's affairs.

Zhang Xuan began to recount his legendary life with a calm face. His father is the current Celestial Master of Longhu Mountain, whose cultivation has reached the ceiling of a Grandmaster of Taoist Dharma, just one step away from successful Foundation Establishment.

And he, Zhang Xuan, is a solid Grandmaster realm cultivator. His father personally certified... that he is the most heaven-defying talent in the history of Longhu Mountain.

His father also calculated that spiritual energy is about to recover, and at that time, all kinds of demons and monsters will come out to cause trouble. So he let him go down the mountain to gain experience, earn some merit, and increase his cultivation.

Take a gamble, turn a bicycle into a motorcycle, and maybe in the future, he can attain the Dao and become an immortal.

Then, he marched down the mountain with high spirits.

Before leaving the mountain, he made a passionate declaration: "A person must rely on themselves!"

And so... apart from travel expenses, he didn't bring a single cent.

He firmly believed that with his own two hands, he could earn his own way. His father only gave him one sentence at the time: "You kid must be brain-damaged."

Zhang Xuan was immediately unconvinced: "Dad, you look down on me!"

The result... he had been hungry for two whole days.

Shen Yuan's face twitched violently. He slammed on the brakes to pull over, pushed the door open, and got out.

Zhang Xuan: "????"

"You stay here and don't move, I'm going to buy two roast ducks!"

Shen Yuan didn't look back and walked away stylishly.

Unfilial tears flowed from the corners of Zhang Xuan's mouth. Roast duck! So good!

But that sentence just now, why was it so inexplicably familiar? It seems like I've seen it in some article somewhere.

Before long, Shen Yuan came back carrying the roast ducks and threw them directly to Zhang Xuan. "Eat up, our little Celestial Master."

"If you really starved to death, that would be a major loss in the history of Taoism."

Shen Yuan glanced at him sideways, earnestly saying, "These days, money is hard to earn, and shit is hard to eat."

Zhang Xuan, having just taken a big bite of duck meat, instantly had black lines on his head.

"Big Brother! I'm eating duck! Can you not mention such disgusting things!"

"Regardless..." Zhang Xuan chewed the duck meat, his eyes sincere. "Old Shen, thank you!"

"When I make money..." Zhang Xuan smiled like a flower. "I'll treat you to a full service of eating, drinking, and having fun!"

"That one hundred million is still the salary I'm paying you!" Shen Yuan rolled his eyes.

Zhang Xuan's smile froze on his face.

Shen Yuan: "..."

This guy is on par with Ye Han; both are all-natural and harmless. The only difference is, Ye Han is truly stupid. Zhang Xuan is just foolishly pure.

After all, this guy starts whipping people with his horsetail whisk at the slightest disagreement, his Dao heart as clear as glass.

They drove out of the suburbs... into a mountain forest...

As soon as they got close, they heard a series of intense fighting sounds, "peng, peng, peng," shaking the leaves.

Zhang Xuan swallowed hard.

"Are you sure you're taking me to witness the system? You dragged me to such a remote place... No matter how I look at it, it seems like I'm about to be sold by you!"

"Yo, the three brothers are all here!" Shen Yuan dragged the wary Zhang Xuan and strolled over casually. "Practicing here?"

Xiao Ce and Lin Yu let out a sigh of relief and collapsed onto the ground.

"Damn it!"

"That bastard Yang Zi, he hit way too hard!" The two lay on the ground, panting.

"Let me introduce..." Shen Yuan began, "So and so, such and such!"

"Hello everyone!" Zhang Xuan said cautiously.

Whoosh!

Lin Yu and Xiao Ce sprang up as if they had springs installed, gripped Zhang Xuan's hands tightly on the left and right, and yelled excitedly.

"So you are the little Celestial Master!"

"Long time no see!"

"You came at the perfect time!"

"Big Brother has missed you to death!" The two were trembling with excitement.

Finally, a sucker arrived to share the firepower!

I originally thought Ye Han could step up, but that guy has his head full of finding his Senior Sister, completely useless.

I thought I'd have to endure for two more days, but I didn't expect one to be air-dropped here now!

From now on, there will be two tool men to share the damage. So cool! This life is looking more and more promising.

"He doesn't believe I have a system." Shen Yuan crooked his mouth. "Who wants to demonstrate it to him?"

Chu Yang went up and threw a punch.

Zhang Xuan: ( ； ≧ д ≦ )

"You hit me!? You dare to hit me!? My Dao heart is not clear, I can't bear this..."

One minute later, Zhang Xuan was lying on the ground, "I surrender!"

"I really surrender!"

"What kind of people are these! Why can't I beat any of them?"

The process doesn't need to be said. Anyway, Zhang Xuan believed that Shen Yuan had a system.

Zhang Xuan: Hahaha!

( ～ ￣ ▽ ￣ ) ～ ▄ █ ▀ █ ● I kneel down!

I really am a one-in-a-million cultivation genius, I really am the little Celestial Master with the best talent in the history of Longhu Mountain.

I have money to earn, I have noble people helping me, and now I have a system to rely on!

If I don't become an immortal, who will? Hahaha!

Shen Yuan and the others: ( O _ o ) ? ? ∑ ( O _ O ； ) o _ O | |

"Is this guy crazy? Is the little Celestial Master's mentality really this bad?"

"Come on!" Zhang Xuan stood up abruptly. "Today, I'm determined to get these villain points!"

"No one the fuck can stop me!"

"Hit me!" Zhang Xuan yelled.

The three of them, including Chu Yang, looked at each other, their eyes becoming "nuclear-friendly."

Since he requested it so sincerely, we have no choice but to mercifully satisfy him. Beat him up!

Shen Yuan leaned against a tree, a trace of a smile on his lips. Good, very good!

Not very bad, nor not very good. My Child of Destiny team is growing larger and larger.

These villain points are flowing in like crazy.

As expected, these days it's all about win-win cooperation.

Fighting alone? That's just delivering food to the protagonist!